Hey. This is just a one off story on an idea that I had. :):). Not from any particular episode or season. Hope you like it.

The rumours had been flying through the market and villages. Everyone had heard. It was the largest news since Vasiey had become Sheriff in Nottingham. Some people laughed other could not believe it and were shocked. Girl's were heart broken and men were finding it hilarious. It flew across Nottingham like a laughter filled plague. The Sheriff and Gisbourne were taking extra delight in the rumour. It was like the pay back they had been waiting for. Robin had been seen kissing the Nightwatchman, and the rumours were saying that he was gay. The gang found it hilarious and basked in it. Robin did not see the funny side at all. The people no longer saw him as their hero or savior, the girls no longer smiled at him and batted their eyes. He was now a joke to the whole of Nottingham. How could he save the people and bring the King home when no one no longer took him seriously.

'Oi we better move our bunks further from Robin tonight. God knows what he does while we sleep.' Alan joked as everyone in camp laughed.

'Allan! It is not funny.' Robin shouted.

'I find it very funny.' Much laughed but stopped when Robin glared at him.

'Robin and some other bloke up a tree. Don't know what their doing coz we don't want to see.' Allan sung as he ran around the camp with Robin throwing things at him.

'Now now Allan. Its not something to joke about.' John said from his place sitting under a tree.

'Thank you John.' Robin said thankfully that someone was on his side.

'Robin is dealing with a trauma in his life. It can't be easy everyone finding out that you are gay.' John added smiling.

'I am not gay!' Robin roared.

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Marian burst into laughter when she reached the sanctuary of her room. Gisbourne had come calling on her once again and had bestowed the information to her about the rumours. The people of Nottiingham now believed Robin to be gay because he had been seen kissing her dressed as the Nightwatchman. Marian walked over and lay on her back on her bed. She could only imagine his shocked face when he heard the news. How she wished she could have been there to see it.

'It isn't funny.' A voice came from her window.

Marian sat up smiling at the man standing at her window. 'What is not funny my love.' Maran said trying to disguise the fact.

'I know what you were laughing at.' Robin smirked as he walked into the room and sat next to her on the bed.

'I find it quite amusing.' Marian stated grinning.

'It is neither funny or amusing...or true!' Robin explained.

'Aww is little Robin upset.' Marian mocked him in a baby voice.

'Marian this cannot go on. You have to come out as the Nightwatchman.' Robin said as he stood and faced her.

'Oh I think you have been doing enough coming out for the both of us.' Marian laughed as Robin moan frustrated.

'Marian the people think that I am some kind of jester.' Robin said annoyed.

'Robin the only problem you have with the people is that the girls no longer pay you the attention.' Marian stated also standing.

'What are you talking about?'

'Robin do not play the fool with me. I know that you see them. All the stares and all the smiles and winks that they send you. And you enjoy it. What man wouldn't.' Marian said.

'How did you know?' Robin asked shocked that he had been found out.

'Its OK Locksley. You can look. But if you ever touch. You won't have the equipment to neither gay or straight.' Marian warned.

'Yes mam.' Robin smirked as he kissed her passionatly.

'Now what are we going to do about this gay business?' Robin asked seriously.

'It will pass.' Marian laughed.

'No it will not. I cannot go anywhere. If I am at the camp then Allan and the others make jokes. If I go to the villages I get odd stares and whispering behind my back.' Robin groaned.

'Robin.' Marian smiled

'What?' Robin huffed.

'How about you prove to me that you like...women.' Marian smiled.

Robin smirked as he walked forward and grabbed her in a passionate kiss laying her back on the bed. 'But we will have to fix this.' Robin said as he broke the kiss.

'Yes yes My Lady.' Marian laughed and pulled him into another hungry kiss.

Hey well if I am being honest this isn't as good as I thought that it would be :(:(.

I was hoping for it to be funnier. So I may re do it at some point.

Littlemissmaster. :):)