Down in HFIL...
Frieza said "There must be some way to defeat them!" He threw a blast at the barrier between heaven and HFIL.
Ginyu answered, bored, they had gone over this over and over again. It was Frieza's favorite topic. "Don't you think we've tried? We've all tried. Even you failed." Frieza growled.
Cell said "They have weaknesses!"
Dr. Gero said "And trying to exploit them got you killed."
One that they hadn't noticed before now spoke up and said "I know of another dimension, where their counterparts are evil. They could destroy them."
They all looked at him. He looked like a human, except for the antennae barely concealed by his spiky blue hair. Cell said "An evil twin scenario." The others expressed approval as well. "Who are you?"
"My name is Port."
Frieza asked "How are you going to get them?"
Port said "I'm not dead. Therefore, I'm not confined here." He watched them think that over. Babbidi said "If you can go back, you could take others with you..."
Port sweatdropped and shook his head. "I cannot. I am capable of transporting only myself."
"Then how are they going to get there?"
"They have the ability to teleport themselves."
Cell said "I don't believe you. Go over to the other side of that barrier over there where we can see you." He pointed to the heaven/HFIL barrier.
Port shrugged. His antennae raised a bit and he closed his eyes. He dissapeared. The villains watched for him to reappear. Cell said "It's impossible, all of it..."
He got interrupted by the exclaimations of the others. He turned. He had done it. He then reappeared back next to them. Frieza asked "What's the catch?"
Cell said "Why did you come down here in the first place if you are not dead?"
He said "There is no catch. I just came to assess their strengths/weaknesses and those of their former foes. So, far, it has been rather dissapointing."
"Hey!" Several of the villains advanced toward him, ready to fight. He raised his attenae again and was gone with a chuckle. He went to the dimension and to the court. He bowed "Prince Vegeta, prince Kakkarot, I have good news."
Prince Vegeta said "You have completed your task, Port?"
"Yes, my Lord. I have spoken to their enemies during my stay and found out much." He told them what he had learned.
Afterward...Kakkarot said "I can't believe it. Where is their pride? They cannot be true Saiyans."
Prince Vegeta's expression of disgust mirrored that of the Saiyan beside him. He said "I won't let some sorry excuses for Saiyans like them wear our names."
"Nor I."
"Let's go." They each put a hand on his shoulders and he teleported back, but this time to the living world of the alternate dimension. He was one of the very few, if not the only one who could travel between all dimensions, living and otherwise. To his knowledge, he was the last of his race. They looked around.
Port warned "Sirs, you will attract a lot of attention like that. The locals do not dress as well as you do."
Prince Vegeta smirked "We want to attract attention." He paused "And this should get their attention. Kakkarot, unshield your ki and blast, that way." He pointed. Kakkarot did.
The power spike was felt on the lookout. Piccolo said "What in HFIL was that?"
Down on earth...the spike was also felt by Goku and Vegeta. Goku said "There's something weird about those kis. They feel familiar, they're close to the lookout."
Vegeta thought 'They feel like our kis, but that's impossible.' "Let's go." They blasted off to the lookout.
Prince Vegeta and Kakkarot waited in the air. They felt their counterparts coming and smirked. They landed soon after their counterparts did, smirking at their reaction.
Goku and Vegeta's jaws dropped open. Before them stood two Saiyans in royal battlearmor and they looked just like them!
Prince Vegeta looked at them. 'What clothing is that? My counterpart wears none but the undersuit to his armor and Kakkarot's counterpart, what is that? It resembles female attire. He said, disdainfully, "What an expression. You must have picked that up from the ningens. Disgraceful."
Kakkarot agreed with Prince Vegeta and had been thinking on about the same lines. He said "Look at them. Pathetic. They did not even bother to wear armor. Are they that overconfident, or are they just stupid?"
"Most likely the latter."
Goku frowned. He couldn't understand what they were saying. Kakkarot saw the expression on his face and a look of surprise and disgust came upon his face "He doesn't even remember his own tongue. He's gone native."
Prince Vegeta turned to Kakkarot and said "My counterpart has as well, it seems. How disgraceful."
Vegeta said "I can understand you just fine!" With a growl rising in his throat and his fists clenched. "Who are you?"
Kakkarot and Prince Vegeta's lips curled in disgust. "Pathetic. Who do you think we are? I would have thought it was obvious. I am Prince Vegeta."
Kakkarot said "And I am Prince Kakkarot."
Vegeta gaped "Prince Kakkarot? But he's a third class!"
Prince Vegeta frowned and said "Maybe here."
Kakkarot scowled "You do not deserve to wear our names. Prepare to die."
So, what do you think readers? Is it worth a shot? Let me know if you want me to continue with it. It would also be helpful if someone could give me a list of attacks from planet Vegeta, or strictly Saiyan techniques. I'd like to know the names of the attacks and I can't remember all of them.