I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS BLAH
A long, long time ago, in the 90s, when these books take place, there lived Harry Potter, and his two BF's Ron and Hermione. One day Ron was all "Harry! Lets travel through time with Hermione's time turning thingy" and Harry was like "YEAH".
So they all stood together and Hermione put the time turner around their necks and they went waaayyy back in time.
When they got there they were greeted by this dude with an eye patch.
"Wha'da 'ya say?"
"Whaht?" replied Ron
"ni hao" said an asian looking newboy
"I'm Kid Blink" he said pointing to himself. "This is Swifty" he pointed to the newsie that greeted himself, "and dis is Mush, Skittery, Racetrack, and Specs, I don't know where the rest a dem all are-"
"We're the Manhattan Newsies in the year 1899 during the strike against Joseph Pulitzer and William Randolph Herst!" Mush interjected. (he has the best abs so he's allowed to interrupt)
"Say? Where you guys from anyhow?" Specs asked curiously.
"They don't look like nobody I evah seen…" Skittery said nudging Specs a little. "whats wit yer clothes?" The rest of the boys chimed in with laughter.
Hermione thinking quickly tried to explain why they were there "W-well I'm Hermione, and this is Harry and Ron. We're here on holiday!"
"S'that so?" Blink asked looking at her.
Now Kid Blink was very attractive with his messy blond hair and eye patch, so Hermione was all up in that shit. So of course Ron got all pissy and his ears went all red.
"Eh... They're just a bunch of hayseeds with funny accents" Racetrack said looking uninterested.
"Why don't everybody show our new friends around?" Blink said gesturing to everybody with a smirk.
"bummin'… nothin' doin'. No!" argued Race.
But the group was already heading for central park with Ron, Harry and Hermione tailing behind. Then this kid with a crutch came up to them all flushed and out of breath.
"eeeyy Crutchy." called Blink "wha'da 'ya hear?"
"Da Delancey Brudda's are headed this way!"
All of the newsies smirked and nudged and made comments like "tightwads... grafters.. chumps.."etc, and the next thing they new Oscar and Morris Delancey and they rest of they're little group of scabbers came closing in on them. "We ain't exactly on borrowin' terms if you know what I mean" Blink informed a confused Harry.
Oscar headed right for Hermione "OMGIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" she cried in panic.
Then all of a sudden out of nowhere Buckbeak came flying out of the sky.
Skittery looking bewildered exclaimed "what the fuuuuuck?!"
But Harry paid no attention "YEAH Buckbeak! You go slap a hoe!"
And so that's what the half bird half horse did. Hermione was seriously freaking out and Kid Blink was going to take this opportunity to console her but Ron elbowed him in the groin and got there first, leaving Blink lying on the ground in pain. aahahaaha..
"I think we've had enough exitment for a life time" Harry said to Ron and Hermione after all the scabs cleared out "lets go home"
"k" said Ron and took out the time tuner and placed it around the tries necks.
"Later betches" Hermione called and they spun around and landed back at Hogwarts.
Only it wasn't there because they completely screwed up History and forced the wizards of 1899 to shut down the school forever.
THE END