A/N: Woo! New Story! FanFiction is being retarded, so I have to take an existing document already on here, copy and paste the chapter I want to upload and save to get it on here! It sucks! If this has happened to you, please PM me and tell me what the 'frick is going on! It would be very appreciated. There will be pairings in the story, such as -takes a deep breath- NemuIshida, RenRuki, Byahisa, GinRan, onesided AiMori, HinaKira, Uki(Uno)Hana, KaienMiyako, and maybe some HisagiIsane and YoruKise, though I'm not sure how I'll fit that in so don't really expect any. Phew! That took awhile!

I don't own bleach.

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Zanpaktou/super emphasis

Speaking

Inner Hollow(s)

Chapter 1: Prologue and Alternate Dimensional Travel. Damn Kurosutchi, you bastard.

It was a normal day in Soul Socitey. Birds were chirping, the sky was blue, Captain Kuchiki was being his normal emotionaless slightly asshole-ish self. You know the usual. The author would now like to say that she loves Byakuya, so all Byakuya lovers must not get all twitchy about it.

Yup! It was pretty normal, except...

"YO! Ichigo! Come and fight me, you bastard!"

The Ryoka had come to visit.

The Winter War had ended a few months ago, and the ryoka sometimes came to Soul Society to see whats up. They had made friends, allies, associates.

And Ishida had this huge thing for Nemu.

He denied it, saying that he was coming to Soul Society to beat the shit out of Mayuri, but no one, and I mean no one, believed him. Of course, it didn't help that he constantly sought out Mayuri, who is constantly accompanied by his daughter. So, he'd get all blushy and chivalric and, well, Ishida-y. Everyone knew she had a thing for him too. I mean, she actually showed emotion with him, and sometimes they'd just wander the Seretei, talking, which she never did. EVER.

Flashback

"And this is Squad 4 barracks, Ishida-san." Nemu stated softly stopping in front of Squad 4. Ishida blushed, and looked at the barracks interestedly.

"I must say, it's much more...docile then Squad 11." Ishida murmured. Nemu let out a soft noise and Ishida blinked.

...did she just laugh?

"My apologies, Ishida-san." Nemu murmured, hand touching her throat curiously. "I think I might be coming down with an illness..." She seemed confused at the concept of being sick. Ishida blinked. "I...think that was a laugh, Nemu-san." Nemu was the one who blinked this time.

"...A...laugh? What...is that?"

"...!"

End Flashback

So yeah, Ishida came along too. Of course, Mayuri was beyond pissed that his daughter was falling for the Quincy and forbid her from seeing him. Fortunately for him, Nemu was trained to obey him no matter what, even if she had a great deal of affection (though he doubted she knew what that was) for the brat. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that Ishida was a master of finding loopholes. When Ishida and Nemu saw each other again, she made moves to avoid him after telling him what Mayuri-sama had ordered. Ishida said that she couldn't see him, he, on the other hand, was completely free to see her.

Yeah. Suck on that Mayuri, you bastard.

Mayuri soon learned of this and was even more pissed. And he came to the only conclusion he was capable of...

That little Son of a Bitch had to die.

So, he worked and worked on this new device he had abandoned but in this case it was perfect. And then it was complete.

His Alternate Dimension traveler.

Let's see the Quincy brat survive this. he thought smugly, and told Nemu to bring the Quincy here. Unfortunately, there were some complications...

AKA, the machine thingy hadn't be perfected and would malfunction to suck in everyone with Vice-Captain or higher spirit energy within a 10 mile radius. He didn't know that, but whatever.

"Hello, Quincy." Mayuri leered. The Quin- er- I mean Uryuu glared back. "Kurosutchi. Nemu." He greeted Nemu in a much kinder voice, tinged with something Nemu couldn't identify, but she turned pink(she didn't know why) and looked down. Mayuri scowled.

That Bastard.

"Do you see this, Quincy?" He held up a solid black cube, and Uryuu frowned.

"...Is that some type of retarded Rub-ix cube?" Mayuri twitched.

"NO! Oh for the love of..." He grabbed Ishida's arm and forced his to grab the cube, which activated and it's edges began to glow with a white light. Ishida and Nemu's eyes widened.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Mayuri-Sama, what-?"

"So long you damn Quincy!"

Then Uryuu was encased in a white light, the sound of something warping, and he was gone. Nemu rushed over to where he vanished.

"Ishida-san?" She looked towards Mayuri and he was surprised to see actual anger in her eyes.

Seems the got more attached then he thought. Good thing he gotten rid of the brat.

"Yes, Nemu?" Mayuri asked 'innocently'.

"What-?"

She was cut off by the ADM (Alternate Dimension Machine) glowing and shaking. It began to crack and white light seeped through.

"Oh...Fuck."

It exploded, and took everyone with it.

Ishida groaned and clutched at his head. He lifted himself up and saw, to his astonishment, a huge chunk of Seretei's residents passed out next to him. He noticed that they were all at Vice-Captain or Captain level, reconginzing Hitsugaya and Hinamori as well as the group he was normally...associated with. He noticed that Kuchiki, Kurosaki, Inoue, and Sado were there as well.

What...happned? I remember feeling like something was tugging at me, and I felt really sick...then it was black. What...?

Flashback

"Do you see this, Quincy?" He held up a solid black cube, and Uryuu frowned.

"...Is that some type of retarded Rub-ix cube?" Mayuri twitched.

"NO! Oh for the love of..." He grabbed Ishida's arm and forced his to grab the cube, which activated and it's edges began to glow with a white light. Ishida and Nemu's eyes widened.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"Mayuri-Sama, what-?"

"So long you damn Quincy!"

Then Uryuu was encased in a white light, the sound of something warping, and he was gone.

End Flashback

Uryuu growled. "Damn Kurosutchi..."

He was in an alleyway in the Sereitei, he realized, somewhere near Squad 12. He then noticed Nemu, sprawled a few feet away, and rushed over to her worriedly.

"Nemu-San? Nemu-San!"

He shook her shoulder in attempt to awaken her. She stirred but did not get up. Ishida's eyes narrowed.

"Shit." He hissed, and tensed when he heard something move behind him. He got up and summoned his bow.

"Who's there?" he called out, ready to kick some ass.

Someone moved into the entrance of the alleyway, but he couldn't make them out due to the sunlight streaming behind them. He tensed.

"Come closer." The person obeyed, and stood in front of him. Uyruu's face fell into a look of absolute astonishment, the other person's face set in a similar expression.

He was wearing white, a Quincy's outfit, and it represented a formal suit, only it was white and much less stiff. His jacket was unbuttoned, and his shirt was untucked but he had a fresh clean look to him. His tie was also white with little crosses on it. He looked around 15 years old.

His hair was white, his wide eyes were a piercing blue, and he wore mostly square glasses though the ends were rounded. His facial structure and build was inhumanly similar to Uyruu's.

"...RYUUKEN?!"

"SENSEI?!"

A/N: First Chapter! Woot! Review and Ryuuken will give you a Ishida plushie, and If you don't want the plushie...then have a chocolate chip cookie! We all love cookies! ...I think. Rukia's here too, 'cuz she could be a Vice Captain, her brothers just in the way.