Crowley was the most infuriating being to have ever walked the Earth. That, Gabriel was sure of.
1) The demon always left his bloody aprons lying on the floor.
2) Crowley always expected Gabriel to come when he called.
3) Crowley always stole Gabriel's candy for no good reason.
4) Even though neither of them needed to sleep, Crowley always stole all the blankets in bed.
5) When they fought, Crowley always felt the need to pin Gabriel to a wall and scream in his face.
6) When Juliette, Crowley's favorite hell hound, chews up Gabriel's angel blade, Crowley always smirks and says, "I told you not to leave your blade out, love;" and saunters away all smug-like.
7) Every damn time Gabriel came home bloody and bruised from the riots in heaven Crowley would always say, "you're getting slow, love;" before cleaning up the Archangel despite his weak protests that, "I can do it myself, s'just a scratch."
8) No matter what happened, Crowley always rearranged Gabriel's stuff so that he would have to bend down to get it. (Gabriel had gotten into a habit of bending his knees instead, just so he could see Crowley's glare.)
9) Every time Crowley insisted on having pizza, the demon always left the box on the counter, leaving grease stains on their otherwise impeccable counters.
10) Crowley always insisted on being the big spoon.
And yet, despite all of these things, Gabriel couldn't help but to love his demon. Which, in and of itself, was one of the worst things Gabriel could do in the eyes of heaven.
But let's be real here, this is Gabriel, he doesn't give a shit about heaven or anyone's approval. All he needs right now is his Crowley, being the infuriating son of a witch he is.
Because, despite all of these things that makes Gabriel's skin crawl, these little things make Crowley, Crowley. And that, is all Gabriel needs in order to get over it.
Yeah this was bad, but I've been procrastinating so this was inevitable.