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Disclaimer: "I own Naruto and all its characters," said Masashi Kishimoto.

Summary: The Uchiha Clan laws state: 'If it has your name on it, it's yours.' Sakura thought she had won, until the Uchiha took the matters in his own hands.

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(Uchiha Clan Compound)

"Get out!" Sakura shrieked, slamming the door in the face of the shell-shocked Uchiha. Naturally, the Uchiha did not pursue the matter further, in order to preserve his family heirloom. An angry Sakura was not someone that he wanted to face inside the compound. Sighing, the Uchiha left the compound, shunshining straight to the Hokage Office.

'This idiot!' was his first reaction as he found Naruto passed out over the paperwork, his drool ruining the documents. Sasuke made a disgusted face, before he removed the paperwork from under the blonde's head, and covered him with his white Hokage coat. Disappointed, the Uchiha left the Hokage's office, heading straight for the training field to take out his frustration and kill the time.

'Why can't she just understand? I need to make this journey alone.'

In the few hours that followed, the training field was thoroughly obliterated, the grass and the trees cursing the Uchiha for the pain that he had caused them. Not that the Uchiha knew, of course. He did not speak the tree language.

As the Uchiha was walking towards the clan compound, a feeling of dread passed over him. Obviously, the proud Uchiha ignored it. There was nothing that his Rinnegan could not handle. What came next totally caught him off guard.

Entering the compound, the Uchiha observed that everything was intact, except for one glaring difference; everything in sight was marked with little kunai, with small notes hanging off the kunai handles.

"What the hell?!"

It was at this very moment that Sakura made her presence known. "I see that you have noticed the little change. It looks fitting to me," the pinkette mused.

"What kind of a joke is this?" he pointed accusingly to the note that read, 'Property of Uchiha Sakura.' Sakura smiled innocently. "Well, dear Sasuke-chan," the pinkette began, "If you want to live the life of a hermit, you might as well be one. And if I recall properly, the Uchiha Clan laws, laid down by Madara himself, state: 'If it has your name on it, it's yours.'" The medic rummaged through her trouser pocket, before retrieving a very ancient and worn out document.

Sasuke wanted to pull his hair out. That bastard Madara could still find ways to make his life miserable. However, rather than being pissed, the Uchiha's anger turned into excitement. He now knew why he had decided to marry this amazing woman. She challenged him and pushed him to his wits end. Naturally, the Uchiha refused to bow down.

The Uchiha turned around and fumbled through his pockets, bringing out a pen and paper. Carefully, Sasuke wrote something on the paper, before checking out his kunai pouch and bringing out a kunai and some ninja wire.

Sakura was so ecstatic at her little victory that she never saw the kunai heading towards her, until she was wrapped in ninja wire from head to toe. The Uchiha, with his smirk in place, strolled towards her and showed off the note hanging from his own kunai to the Uchiha Matriarch, causing her face to redden. Before she could say anything, her lips were caught by the Uchiha, and a battle for dominance ensued.

The couple spent the night making out heatedly, and Sasuke decided that spending nights with Sakura beat sleeping in the open any day.

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A/N: Any guesses what the note said?
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