Disclaimer: I don't Glee or any of these random facts or any of the song lyrics.
Artic-Fox: Hey guys so this is yet another one of my sad attempts of humor so please bear with me.
Characters: Rachel, Puck, Matt, and Mike. Lyrics,Regular talking, Thoughts.
Rachel: Hello Noah, Michael, and Matthew
Puck: Hey Berry
Mike: Hey is for horses!
Matt: Hi Rachel.
Rachel: High is for sopranos!
Mike: Did you know that an occtopus doesn't have any bones?
Puck: Seriously dude?
Mike: Yep.
Rachel: A crocodile can't stick it's tounge out.
Matt: What are these people on and where can I get some?
Mike: Don't go sharing you devotion lay all your love on me!
Puck: The heck are you guys on?
Rachel: A shrimp's heart is in it's head!
Matt: A pregnant goldfish is called a twit!
Mike: In every episode of Seinfield there is a superman somewhere!
Puck: Most Lipstick contains Fish Scales!
Rachel: Uranus' orbital axis is tilted at 90 degrees
Mike: Hot Water is heavier than Cold Water!
Matt: On average, half of all false teeth have some form of radioactivity
Puck: Deer can't eat hay!
Rachel: Guinea Pigs and Rabbits can't sweat!
Mike: Sloths take two weeks to digest food!
Matt: The lifespan of a squirrel is nine years!
Puck: The female lion does 90% of the hunting!
Rachel: Human birth control pills work on gorillas!
Matt: There are more than fifty different kinds of Kangaroos
Mike: A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink!
Puck: There are no clocks in Las Vegas Gambling Casinos
Rachel: The word "French Kiss" in English is known as the "English Kiss" in France!
Matt: Beetles taste like Apples, Wasps like Peanuts, and Worms like Fried Bacon
Mike: You can't kill yourself by holding your breath!
Puck: Human Thigh Bones are stronger than concrete.
Rachel: Adolf hitler was a vegetarian and...
Puck, Matt, and Mike: And what Rachel?
Rachel: And he only had one testicle.
Puck: Seriously Berry?
Mike: That's weird
Matt: Are you for real?
Rachel: Yes, Yes I am!
Puck: That's cool but I got an even better one!
Mike: Prove it than Puck.
Matt: Yeah man prove it.
Rachel: Why do I have the feeling I am going to have to hit you.
Puck: Did you know that a Pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes!
Rachel: (Hits Puck upside the head)
Puck: Ow Woman no need to be so rough!
Matt and Mike: (Rolling on floor laughing at Puck)
Rachel: Well I have an even better one to end this stupid conversation with.
Puck, Matt, and Mike: What is is?
Rachel: Humans and Dolphins are the only mammels to have sex for pleasure!
Puck: (Wide eyed and jaw dropped as Rachel walks away) Seriously that's what she ends with!
Matt: Well Mike and I have to go play COD you want to join us?
Mike: Yeah come on Puck join us in COD!
Puck: Sure.
Artic-Fox: Well please R&R!