Things Only L Would Know

by Ratt9

There are some answers to some problems that only L would be able to figure out. WARNING: This is the worst story I've ever written. I don't suggest reading it. o-o I'm not deleting it only because I don't like deleting things.

Welcome to my FAIL story! :D I know this sucks. And I know it's dumb and improbable. But a friend and I were talking about crazy situation puzzles that it seems that NO ONE would ever be able to guess. Then I was like "I bet only L would be able to figure this crap out!"

Then we got an idea to make a few situations that only L would be able to figure out. If you were able to figure any of them out completely (be honest please .z.), tell me! And tell me if any are stupid or too easy or impossible or something. Or if you have an idea for another one. Or if you hate this fic. Or if you actually like it. :D thanks!

Question that Only L Can Figure Out 1: A finger is found on a table next to a book in a classroom. Why?

Question that Only L Can Figure Out 2: A kidnapper, in his early 20's, is randomly found dead.

Question that Only L Can Figure Out 3: A woman gets hit by a bus, a car, a bike, and a train, and is uninjured. How did she do it?

Question that Only L Can Figure Out 4: A child of age 8 causes a duck to moo, trains to be green, humans to be 1006 years old, and the Eiffel tower to be in Japan. How did he do it?

Question that Only L Can Figure Out 5: Two people walk into a room that has no one else in it. Only one of them leaves the room, but there is no one left in the room. How is this possible?

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Answer 1) L bit his thumbnail. "That's easy," he said. "Obviously, it was an anger management room. Someone slammed a book down on the hand of another student. That other student got mad and chopped the other person's finger off. An eye for an eye."

Answer 2) "Oh my God, it's so obvious!" L exclaimed. "Obviously, Kira killed him!"

Answer 3) "Hmm…" L took a bite of cake. "This reminds me of something that happened with Near once. The woman wasn't hit by actual vehicles, she was hit by toys."

Answer 4) L looked at the sheet of paper he was reading off of. "The most obvious answer is that he was playing Mad Libs," L said.

Answer 5) One man was on death row and the other was the executioner. No one was left in the room because after the executioner left, the other man was dead.

Thanks for reading! I know it sucked. What do you think? ^ ^

~Ratt Kazamata