Note: I don't own iCarly or its characters. All rights go to Nickelodeon.
Prologue
I won't even bother trying to make this creative, so good luck not falling asleep. I'm Fredward Benson. I prefer Freddie, though. I'm currently at home, typing all this into my laptop. You may know me from iCarly, a popular show 19 years ago. It has already ended and the three of us have our own lives now. I'm 35 years old, and am currently living with my girlfriend, Samantha Puckett.
If her name sounds familiar, it might be because I used to work with her, or you have heard about our 20-year-old relationship.
I'm about to tell you a story, which is your choice to read.
And let me tell you firsthand, your ham is not safe.
A/N: A very short prologue to a quite long story.
If you haven't taken the hint, it's a Seddie fanfic. Creddie fans, beware. :)