Henry 'Indiana' Jones Jr. walked into his living room. His wife of 6 months was hiding behind a chair with a plastic snake to fool him. As soon as Indy walked by the chair, Marion Jones threw out the snake.
Indy screamed and put his hand over his heart and fell into the chair Marion was hiding behind.
Marion's eyes grew large and she jumped and went around to the front of the chair. Her hand went immediately to her mouth, and Marion began to shake Indy.
"Wake up Henry wake up!" She said with nervousness in her voice. He wasn't even stirring. She began to shake him more violently.
'Oh god, it was only a joke but Indiana ended up dieing!' Marion thought. She threw him on the floor and tried to perform CPR. When she tried giving him the breath of life, she found Indy kissing her instead of being idle.
Marion pulled away and said, "God damn it, Indy. I thought you were dead!"
"I guess you learned not to make fun of my phobia of snakes, now haven't you?" Indy said with a smirk.
"How did you know?" Marion questioned.
"Hon, you're talking to a person that notices just about everything." Indiana winked at her, got up, and walked into the kitchen.
"Damn you Indiana Jones!" With that, Marion chased after him.
End.