Author's note: Yeah, pumpkindmurderer told me to post this in FFnet, so I am… It was inspired by a conversation in DA's Maru-Kaite-Chikyuu Club's RP room. ENJOY! 8D
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NII-SAMA ISN'T HERE?!" screamed Liechtenstein. America laughed.
"Of course Switzerland isn't here! It was a prank!" said America, grinning like mad. Lichtenstein was glaring daggers at him. At that moment, Spain walked in the room.
"Hola guys~ What are you doing?" he asked cheerfully. Lichtenstein pointed at America.
"HE TRICKED ME AND NOW I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS!" she yelled. America smiled cockily.
"Bring it on, shortie," he said. Liechtenstein promptly pinned him to the ground. "GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Wow, a superpower nation just got owned," Spain said, laughing. America glared at him.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP ME, SPAIN!"
"No thanks~" Liechtenstein looked around.
"What do I do now…?" she mumbled.
"Nuke him," suggested Spain. America wore a look of dread, while Liechtenstein's face lit up.
"SPAAAAAIN YOU AASSSSSSSSS!" screeched America.
"Great idea, Spain! Pass me a marker!" said Liechtenstein. Spain tossed a marker to her. She clenched her knuckles, and started writing on them. When she was done, she showed it to America.
"… WRITING 'NUKE' ON YOUR HAND IS NOT THE SAME AS NUKING A COUNTRY, YOU IDIOT!"
"WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!" She punched him with strength beyond that of her body, and America was unconscious. "… YES IT WORKED! I JUST DEFEATED A SUPERPOWER ALLIED FORCE NATION! NII-SAMA WOULD BE SO PROUD, HURR~"
"I thought you were neutral," said Spain, laughing harder now.
"… I am?"
Author's note: Yeah… That was stupid… Anyway credits…
Spain- Constalina (me)
Liechtenstein- pumpkindmurderer
America- cAkEaNdJaM
BTW, if you want to join the RP, go to the Maru-Kaite-Chikyuu Club and ask Er-ika~ :3