KDZ: Okay, if you were Gai-Sensei would you trust living alone with Neji for two weeks? Yeah, thought so! So he tells Tenten and Rock Lee to live with him as well…it's all good until Gai-Sensei and Rock Lee get seriously paranoid and think Neji and Tenten are trying to kill them…or are they REALLY trying to murder them? NejiXTenten! I've never written a TentenXNeji before, so I hope it's good! R+R please!
Genre: Humor/Horror
Disclaimer: If only, if only…but no, I don't.
Warning: Tenten's OOC!
The Roommates from Hell
Chapter 1: Hello…Roomy
XOXOXO- Gai-Sensei's P.O.V.- XOXOXOI'm going to die. I know it…it was a mistake to agree, but I wanted to get out of the Hyuuga's household and the only way there was to agree…
To let my Handsome, Youthful student Neji Hyuuga to live with for two weeks, that's right…two WHOLE weeks.
See Hiashi had to do some business in the Sand Village, and didn't trust Neji alone with Hinata. Now, just who in their right mind would?
He decided that only I had the power to restrain him, why he thought that I didn't know…I guess he didn't know that I was dead scared of Neji and just let him do what he wants.
I try though, but he's not exactly…a happy person, plus I don't like to mess with him. Who knows just WHAT that boy can actually see with those eyes, maybe you're thoughts …your feelings…
Plus, they're just too creepy. I don't and won't trust being in the same house as him for two whole weeks, where he could ya know…sever me when I'm not looking.
No, I was going to have to ask Tenten for help. I mean he seemed to be able to tolerate her. I couldn't, but Neji could.
Everyone sees Tenten as that cute little weapon master, but I don't trust her at all! I mean I'm her Sensei and I don't even know what her LAST NAME IS!
Seriously, what is that child's last name? I don't know anything about my student…I don't even know her age to tell you the truth. I know more about Neji than I know about her but…
I visited her home once, trying to figure out something about my youthful student but NOTHING.
There was no house there…I asked them if they knew where a "Tenten" lived and they said they knew no one by that name.
If her name really IS Tenten, I knew it was an odd name…too odd. I asked Rock Lee if he knew where Tenten lived, he told me he did.
That came to a shock, how could Rock Lee know and not her ever-loving Sensei? He told me that I better not go there.
Rock Lee said he knew things, he shouldn't know…and she had stuff she shouldn't have.
He looked…scared.
So, now it was a mistake to invite TENTEN!
Just great. "What do you know about Tenten?" I asked him scared; I knew she couldn't be trusted. I just KNEW she couldn't.
"Um…" he said, I saw his eyes flicker nervously. Hmm…time for interrogation, "So…how old is she REALLY?" I asked him.
"She's 28 years old" Rock Lee told me, "Really…are you kidding me?" I said shocked. 28 YEARS OLD? I thought she was at 13!
"Is she even Japanese?" I asked him, "Nope" Rock Lee said earnestly. "Chinese?" I asked again.
"Nuh huh, she isn't even really human" Rock Lee whispered softly, "WHAT? "I shrieked in horror, "I mean. Good luck, Gai-Sensei!" Rock Lee said grinning walking away.
"NOOOO! YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH ME TOO!" I sobbed, grabbing onto his leg. "You mean you, Neji, and Tenten? In a house?" Rock Lee said bewildered, and then he just scoffed at the idea.
"Rock Lee! Are you really going to put my life on the line?" I wailed shocked, "I guess I can't do that" Rock Lee muttered disappointed.
"For a minute there I thought you were going to let those psychos at me," I said laughing at the thought of Rock Lee leaving me alone with them.
"Yeah, I was" Rock Lee said dreamily, "Yes, Gai-Sensei! I shall stay by your side as they take your life! I will be there for you!" Rock Lee sobbed.
"T…t…takes my life?" I said weakly, as I fainted.
The next day…'I'm going to die…I'm going to die…I'm going to die…Neji's going to kill me, Tenten's going to kill Rock Lee and then…I don't know, who cares? I'm dead!' I sobbed sadly.
I can't believe my youthful students would want to take my life? But, I should have known they're hatred for me…I thought they loved me.
Ever fiber of my being, I thought they loved me…I was wrong. I now know, that I just might not make it in these 2 weeks.
I hear a slow rapping on the door, know my end is near…I WOULD cry for help, but I don't want Asuma walking around proudly saying:
"My CHUUNIN would NEVER want to kill me"
I can see him now, Sashaying around everywhere singing: Shikamaru! Shikamaru! Shikamaru!
No, I can't let him win…my students love me…
"HIII!" I said opening up the door to see Neji staring at me…just…staring at me.
"Hello…Roomy" he whispered the last part in a creepy tone. "HIYA!" I said faking enthusiasm at the door. "Aren't you going to let me in?" Neji asked him, "Maybe" I whispered scared.
"Such a joker!" Neji said throwing open the door and letting himself in, I just stared at him shocked…hmm, might not be so bad after all. He didn't seem murderous.
"Pink" Neji hissed angrily as he looked around the house, what was Neji's problem? It was just PINK! "Who doesn't love cuddly, fluffy, stuff? KDZ does!" I gushed happily remembering how KDZ had bought me all this stuff…for reasons I can't imagine.
"I…hate…pink…" Neji whispered in a deadly tone, "You…WHA? What's wrong with pink?" I asked shocked.
"Pink makes me hysterical…and ANGRY…so ANGRY" Neji shouted angrily, "NOW I know why she gave me all this pink stuff" I sobbed, I should have known KDZ wasn't as sweet and kiddish as she looked…the TWO-FACED LITTLE- but my thoughts were cut-off by another knock on the door.
"You knew didn't you, you KNOW I can't handle the color pink yet you took it on your way to dispose your green stuff to take my least favorite color!" Neji yelled angrily at me, "Oh god…" I said running towards the door.
Rock Lee would save me, he'd save me from the crazy boy…he WOULD! I opened the door to see Tenten and I slammed the door shutin her face.
'NO! WHY? WHY? WHY ME?' I thought frantically as I saw Neji had totally cooled down, "Fluffy" Neji whispered as I watched him stroke the pillow.
"O…Kay then" I said as I ran to open the door to see a grinning Tenten, I slammed the door in her face again.
"Who's that?" Neji said throwing the Pillow against the wall, obviously hoping that I didn't see him stroke it. "Hmm? No one" I said shrugging, but then the slow knocking was heard again.
"Gai-Sensei? ARE YOU THERE?" Tenten yelled, "NO!" I yelled back. Suddenly the door opened with a slam, "You're such a joker," she said laughing as she let herself in. I gasped in horror, it was just enough to give me a heart attacks!
I sniffed; trying to hold back the tears…this was it. "Hi Neji…" Tenten said happily, Neji just gave a look and went back to the angry glares at the pink.
"HELLO!" Rock Lee said letting himself in, I jumped back in surprise clutching my heart scared. But, it was just Rock Lee. Still, the odds of us seeing tomorrow were not and I repeat, not so well!
"I'm hungry" Neji said in a cold voice, Tenten nodded as she agreed with him. "I have some Ramen in the fridge…I guess I forgot to buy groceries" I said nervously, hoping that wouldn't tick 'em off.
"Then, I supposed we're going shopping" Tenten said jumping up, "Now?" I said in disbelief. "Would you prefer to go in the night?" Neji asked me, "Where there's no witnesses? Heck no" I said grabbing my sandals.
"Witnesses?" Tenten said confused, "Don't worry about that," I said laughing nervously. "Okay" Tenten said giving him a cute smile, that scared me so…
"YAY! Let's go shopping!" Rock Lee said happily, I just plastered a fake smile on my face…if I even survived the trip there.
"I think this is going to be fun…LOTS and LOTS of fun" Neji said smirking as he walked out the door, Tenten just started giggling as she walked out. It sounded psychotic to my ears.
'I'm going to die…I'm going to die…I'm going to die…' I thought sadly as I walked out the door, as I clutched on to Rock Lee's arm in horror…at just WHAT might happen at the Grocery Store!
KDZ: AWWW! Poor Gai-Sensei! Who knows what Neji and Tenten's plans are, well you kind of find out next chapter! Are they REALLY out to kill them or is Gai-Sensei just seriously paranoid? Review Please!