The first time Katniss went hunting, she didn't see anything interesting. Just some 100000 feet high waterfalls, random rock formations, and trees EVERYWHERE. Oh, and the occasional fairy, elf, or lost gnome that she would (kindly) return to various neighbors gardens. And let's not forget the wildlife. Like I said, normal stuff in the radiation-infused woods of District Twelve. But one day, she saw something she had never seen before. EVER. Katniss was out hunting when she saw a… UNICORN.

"Oh my god. It's a unicorn," she said, rather unenthusiastically. "I think I'll kill it and give it to Prim for her birthday."

She drew her bow, took aim (I have very good aim...hehe she would think every. Single. Freaking. Time.), and took a tiny step forward, hoping it wouldn't notice her. But of course it did. She said something, about which the Hunter's Guide to Hunting clearly stated: "Never say something while hunting. If you do, the thing being hunted will hear you."

"OH, HELLO THERE YOUNG HUMAN," said the unicorn very excitedly. Too excitedly... It was like the unicorn had never seen a human before, which was ridiculous because the unicorn happened to live in a village full of people.

"Umm… hi?" Katniss quickly hid the bow and arrow behind her.

"OMIGOSH We have sooo much to catch up on, GUURRL!"

"?" Of course, Katniss had no idea what it was talking about.

"WATTA YA WAITING FOR, HUN? COME OVER TO MY POPSICLE PALACE AND WE CAN TALK ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAY!"

"A popsicle palace?" For a second she thought it was pretty cool. But then: "Wouldn't that have melted by now?"

"OMIGOSHHH. I COM-PLETELY FORGOT!"

"Why are you talking in all caps?" She knew because, obviously, the words appeared in speech bubbles over their heads. But then Katniss took her unused arrows and shot them out of the sky. From then on, in the land of beautiful Panem, there were no more speech bubbles.

"TO EMPHASIZE, GURL FRIENDDDDDDDD! NOW, ARE YOU COMING , OR NOT? IT'S FINE IF YOU'RE NOT COMING CAUSE WE CAN SIT HERE AND TALK BUT I WANNA GO TO MY POPSICLE PALACE OMIGOSH IT'S PROBABLY MELTED BY NOW WHY DIDN'T YOU TEEEEEEELLLLLL MMEEEEEEEEEE!" Never once did it take a breath. Amazing.

By now, Katniss had realized that she was dealing with a forgetful or stupid unicorn. And she realized that she was late for Gale's birthday party. AND she realized she hated unicorns. Especially loud and obnoxious ones.

"EXCUSE-A MEE! I'M TALKING TO YOU! ANSWER ME, GURRRL!"

"Oh... sorry...(cough) not (cough). I have to go to my friend's party."

"A PARTAY? OMG! I LIVE ON PARTIES!"

"Thats... cool..." she quickly started speed-walking towards the District.

"YAAAAAAY! SO WHAT WOULD YOUR FRIEND LIKE FOR HIS/HER PRESENT?"

"Ummmm... what?"

"I SAID WHA-"

"I know! I heard you!"

Katniss started to stomp on the District 12 fence in an effort break it down and escape the fat unicorn. Part of the reason District 12 was bankrupt was because of the fences that they had to repair everyday, on account of all hunters breaking down the fence.

"WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Ugh."

A/N: So...I changed it. Edited it. Bye :P