Disclaimer: I donot own Hellsign... if i did that would be amazing, but i don't. an this is my first story thing ever. so please tell me if you like it.

Whose Line is it Anyway? Hellsing Style

Dancing with Wolves: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Whose Line is it Anyway? Were the points don't matter, that's right they don't matter just like that your parents calling anime a CARTOON! It is not a cartoon. Let's meet our cast members. "I am board and a very powerful vampire" Alucard. "I am the master of a monster" Integra Hellsing. "I have no idea what is happing to my body" Seras Victoria. Last but not least "I will someday kill Alucard" Alexander Anderson. And I'm your hostess Dancing with Wolves (DW). Now let's have some fun.

DW: Lets start with news flash; this is for Integra, Seras and Alucard. Seras and Integra are in a studio and Alucard is on field reporting. Behind him is a green screen he can't see what's behind him, but we can.

Integra: You like who?

Seras: you heard me.

Integra: Hm, I always thought you would end up with Alucard, not Walter... Oh… We interrupt the normal production on how to kill a vampire or a crazy priest, but we go to the field with agent: Alucard.

Alucard: Well, Master I can tell you this much the commotion just died down (Scene where Alucard and Anderson look like they are break dancing fighting)

Seras: Master, this must remind you to have fun during a fight.

Alucard: Yes, sure?

Integra: Alucard, tell me fighting somebody's lap dog, does it bring you down. (Scene where Alucard shot off Anderson's arms and called him a dog.)

Seras: And Master, with your permission it would be interesting to watch our enemy's squirm if we transformed him into the kind they hunt.

Alucard: Yes, it would be interesting to turn Alexander Anderson into a vampire.

DW: (buzz) Correct. 1000 points each.

DW: Our next game is Scenes from Hat this is for all four of you. (Alucard and Anderson one side, Integra and Seras on the other.) I have here a hat (Alucard's Hat).

Alucard: Give that back.

DW: After the game.

Alucard: grumbles.

DW: Ok, first scene, (picks out card) ha-ha, oh, What Integra really thinks while yelling at Alucard?

Integra: Why did my grandfather have to turn him into the families pet? Why not a werewolf pup instead?

Alucard: looks hurt

DW: (BUZZ) Ok good, next scene, Here is one for you Integra to get back at Anderson, What Anderson really thought when he saw Seras?

Integra: "DAMN" no bad thought!

Alucard: wolf calls

Anderson: That is unfair.

DW: No it is not. Now shut up.

DW: Thank you, 200 points each. The winner is Alucard because you are kick ass.

Alucard: Thank you…ha ha ha You Vatican Lapdog

DW: thanks every one for reading.. bye!