James skipped down the stairs to breakfast. Peter joined him in skipping wearing a hot pink bunny suit and rapping about a pig and a chocolate bonbon. James threw open the Great Hall doors and shouted:
"HELLO MY KIND AND LOYAL SUBJECTS! YOU HIGHNESS JAMES HAS ARRIVED!" the students turned and began to laugh, even some of the professors joined in. James looked down and shrieked in terror. He wore a short French maid outfit that hugged his body nicely.
Overcoming his initial shock James sauntered in to the Great Hall and spotted Lily and the other Marauders and went to join them.
"Hey slow down, no one's going to take away your pancakes." James laughed at Lily as she scarfed down her breakfast.
"You can never be too careful with chocolate chip pancakes." Lily giggled as James sat down and slid his arm around her waist. A magical paper airplane dive-bombed them and chased Lily and James around the Great Hall until they managed to run out the door and slam the door before the plane got out. As they ran out they could hear Sirius cackle evilly in the background and mutter something about chocolate chip pancakes.
"I told you! He was so after my pancakes!" Lily cried in a scandalized voice. James gave her an odd paranoid look as Lily ranted on about a scandal involving Sirius, chocolate chip pancakes and vicious cheerleaders.
A hoard of cheerleaders ran past Lily and James and into the Great Hall and ran back out with Sirius on their shoulders and Remus running behind them. James had a quizzical expression on his face as Lily finally turned around and looked at him.
"Oh James!" Lily cried and passionately kissed him. James was just getting into the kiss when Lily pulled away and spoke.
"Beep, beep." James gave her a strange look.
"Lily, what are you trying to say?"
"Beep, beep." She repeated.
"Oh no! My girlfriend has turned into a robot!" James screamed and felled into a hole in the floor with Lily still beeping at him.
James landed with a thump on his dormitory floor wrapped in his blankets and struggling to get out.
"Haha! James you talk in you sleep, and by the sound of it, you were having one heck of a dream." Sirius teased as James finally managed to disentangle himself from his blankets.
"Shut up." James said in a sour tone and walked into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him where he proceeded to take a tinkle.