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Disclaimer: like I'd really want to own this.
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Once upon a place some where, a place that some idiot out there said was a long way away...(Come ON it's only like sixty billion light years!)...there was a small little Hutt. Now this Hutt went up to his big, fat uncle one day and said, "Dear uncle why can't I be fat like you?" And his dear uncle drooled and said, "You don't eat enough boy! When I was your age I ate six slime pits...for a snack before breakfast!" Now as the big Hutt drooled some more the little Hutt sighed and ate six slime pits for a snack before breakfast. Then he returned to his big fat uncle and asked, "Dear Uncle, I ate six slime pits for a snack before breakfast and I'm still not as fat as you, why can't I be as big as you?" The fat Hutt drooled and said, "You still don't eat enough boy! I used to eat five hundred tree frogs for lunch when I was your age!" Now the big Hutt drooled and the little Hutt sigh. Later he returned to his uncle. "Dear Uncle, I ate five hundred tree frogs for lunch and I'm still not as fat as you, how I can I get that big?" Now the Fat Hutt drooled and said, "EAT BOY!! EAT!!!!" So the little Hutt ate and ate until he ate all the food in his uncle's palace (which his uncle wasn't too happy about). Then the little Hutt ate all the food on the planet and still grew now bigger. So the little Hutt decided to try eat the planet. And so he did and grew no bigger. Suddenly the little Hutt burped and all the things he had ever eaten flew back to where they came from. But still the little Hutt grew no bigger. He then when to live on Kessel where he spent the rest of his depressed life getting caught by giant spiders who for some reason wouldn't eat him. Later they (me) found the little Hutt had a gland problem and would never (no matter how much he ate) get any bigger.
The End
Moral: Never listen to fat uncles that drool and eat frogs and slime... especially when you have gland problems.
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Don't ask PPLLLEAAASEEE!!!
thankyou....
Disclaimer: like I'd really want to own this.
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Once upon a place some where, a place that some idiot out there said was a long way away...(Come ON it's only like sixty billion light years!)...there was a small little Hutt. Now this Hutt went up to his big, fat uncle one day and said, "Dear uncle why can't I be fat like you?" And his dear uncle drooled and said, "You don't eat enough boy! When I was your age I ate six slime pits...for a snack before breakfast!" Now as the big Hutt drooled some more the little Hutt sighed and ate six slime pits for a snack before breakfast. Then he returned to his big fat uncle and asked, "Dear Uncle, I ate six slime pits for a snack before breakfast and I'm still not as fat as you, why can't I be as big as you?" The fat Hutt drooled and said, "You still don't eat enough boy! I used to eat five hundred tree frogs for lunch when I was your age!" Now the big Hutt drooled and the little Hutt sigh. Later he returned to his uncle. "Dear Uncle, I ate five hundred tree frogs for lunch and I'm still not as fat as you, how I can I get that big?" Now the Fat Hutt drooled and said, "EAT BOY!! EAT!!!!" So the little Hutt ate and ate until he ate all the food in his uncle's palace (which his uncle wasn't too happy about). Then the little Hutt ate all the food on the planet and still grew now bigger. So the little Hutt decided to try eat the planet. And so he did and grew no bigger. Suddenly the little Hutt burped and all the things he had ever eaten flew back to where they came from. But still the little Hutt grew no bigger. He then when to live on Kessel where he spent the rest of his depressed life getting caught by giant spiders who for some reason wouldn't eat him. Later they (me) found the little Hutt had a gland problem and would never (no matter how much he ate) get any bigger.
The End
Moral: Never listen to fat uncles that drool and eat frogs and slime... especially when you have gland problems.
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Don't ask PPLLLEAAASEEE!!!
thankyou....