With the Males
Summary: What happens when a group of up and coming group of female pirates collide with the most brutal male pirates in the seas? Complete disaster right? Can these girls teach the guys to be nice? Or will the guys turn them into killers like them?
Chapter 1
It was a beautiful day outside, with the sun not too bright, but still providing an excellent view of the ocean as female pirate, Momo Hinamori gazed out in to the sea. A nice breeze was blowing, giving the sail of the ship a great wind to get the pirate and her crew where they needed to go. The "Sea Diamonds" where the only female pirate crew on the open oceans. Even though they where still up and coming, many crews already knew about them. However, all of this would come crashing down when they meet the most feared group of pirates on the open ocean.
"Captain Hinamori!" someone called. Hinamori turned to look at the person, her brown hair whipping around her as she did, and saw her second in command, Rangiku Matsumoto.
"Hey Rangiku!" She said happily, "What's up?"
"Nothing Much," replied Rangiku, "Just wondering what you're doing up here instead of being down below with everyone else."
"Just watching the ocean in case of attack." She responded to the strawberry blonde.
"Ah," said Rangiku "Smart thinking, Captain." She said with a smile.
The little peach smiled and turned back to the ocean, enjoying the soft breeze as well as the sunlight. After some hours of sailing the little peach saw a strip of land and yelled to her crew members "We're here!"
As the crew was coming up the deck Rangiku asked her "Well, now that we're here, where should we look first?"
Momo scanned the horizon, noticing it was almost night time. As she was looking she saw another ship coming in and got a mischievous idea. "Hm... I think a little robbery would be fun for now." She said with a mischievous glint in her eye as she turned towards the ship that was docking as several males had jumped out.
"Wait for me, Captain!" yelled Rangiku as she hurried to be alongside Momo, here idea sounding like fun to her as well. They sneaked their way to the other ship while being as quiet as a mouse.
As the girls snuck around the ship, Matsumoto found something and her eyes lit up with light as if she where in Heaven. She squealed in delight as began to pick up the boxes of sake. Even though they where trying to be quiet, they ended up making a bit of a ruckus; especially Yachiru and Nel.
"Hey Toshiro, do you hear some noise coming from the ship?" A tall male with orange hair asked.
"Its Captain Hitsugaya to you Kurosaki." A shorter male with emerald eyes and gravity defying snowy hair corrected him.
"Tch... Looks like someone has a death wish that I'm more than happy to grant." another male with light blue hair said.
The three boys went to check it out since their other crew members where busy getting supplies.
"Sshhh, everyone, keep it down!" Momo whispered as loud as she could without making too much noise, "We're going to get caught!"
"Don't worry captain!" Rangiku said loudly, "I doubt those stupid men could hear thunder if ti was right above 'em!" she then laughed, making much more noise.
"Yeah shes right!" Yachiru chirped happily and loudly.
"Ohhh man..." Momo whispered to herself.
The three males walked aboard their ship and to their surprise, females where raiding their ship! Hitsugaya's eye brow twitched with annoyance as she was at a lose for words. These girls where raiding their ship? He signaled for the rest of the crew to come and prepare for a fight.
"Uh oh! We got compannyyyy!" Yachiru and Nel chimed.
"W-what? Everyone get ready to fight!" Momo said as she drew her sword from her side.
"Heh, these chicks think they can take US on/" the blue haired male scoffed "Please."
"Don't underestimate them, Grimmjow." said Toshiro as he drew his sword as well.
"Hell yes we can take you on!" A short girl, who was barely taller than Yachiru came charging right at Grimmjow from behind. Her hair was floor length and silver with gold highlights and it was tied into two high ponytails on each side of her head.
The rest of the girls pulled their swords as they prepared for battle, each waiting on each other as the two hotheads battled it out. A few minutes passed before Ichigo decided to be the first to attack. He charged at met with the blade of Rangiku and then everyone went after one another.
Yachiru and Nel cheered their team on and watched them fight. Eventually, Yachiru grew tired of just cheering and jumped off of the watch tower and tried to stab Kenpachi in the shoulder. She managed to stab him, however, it didn't have any affect. Kenpachi just looked at the small girl who had a tiny blade in his shoulder, removed the blade, and sat her on his other shoulder.
Momo was fighting Hitsugaya, she managed to land several powerful kicks on his body, however, he often caught them or deflected them. She threw a high kick to his head which he just dodged. He prepared to slash the leg that was currently on the floor, however, Momo had used the momentum from the first kick to drop to the ground and swing around on her hands quickly, and dealt a powerful kick upwards into his body causing him to fly back a bit.
Ichigo was, to his surprise, having a difficult time dealing with Rangiku. She had managed to land many injuries on him with both kicks and punches. But that didn't mean that he hadn't been able to land a few strikes on her as well. She was covered in minor injuries, but they didn't seem to hold her back. He, seeing this, didn't let his wounds slow him down, even though he had a small, but deep stab wound to his stomach.
After Yachiru left to fight, Nel decided to fight as well. She had found a preoccupied Yumichika and, with startling accuracy, jumped off from where she was and headbutted him in the back, successfully knocking him down to the ground.
Nel then started pulling his hair and biting him. He attempted to pull the little child off but to no avail.
"Get off me! This is so ungraceful!" Yumichika yelled at the little green haired girl.
"NO!" She yelled back and pulled harder on his hair.
Renji was fighting a girl who looked almost like the girl with silver and gold hair, only, her hair was red with pink highlights. He managed to keep her at bay most of the time considering hew as almost twice as tall as she was, however, that doesn't mean that she didn't manage to get close and deal a few blows to him.
"If you don't get off me and STOP PULLING MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR SOON I'm going to slice and dice you into small, little bite-sized pieces!" scream Yumichika as he tried -and still failed- to pull the girl off.
"Na-ah," she said and pulled even harder.
Ikakku was facing off a girl who stood almost the same height as him with scarlet, shoulder length hair and sapphire blue eyes. She was wielding a thin, but extremely sharp, sword while he was using both his sword and his sheath. They had both sustained many injuries, some coming close to looking major, but they had held their ground as they came at each other once more.
Taking a glance in Yumichika's direction, Akida almost fell out laughing at the sight but managed to stay focused on her fight with Grimmjow.
"Amazing... One of your crew members is getting his ass kicked by a child!" She teased.
Grimmjow looked over in Yumichika's direction and had no comment for what he saw. Using this, Akida had slashed him across his stomach causing him to turn back to her as she jumped back a few feet. Grimmjow scowled and charged at her, however, using the fact that she had a small stature and he was more than twice as tall as she was, she dropped down causing him to trip and crash into Renji, causing them both to land in an awkward position.
Akida's twin, Kyna, used this and jumped on Grimmjow's back causing him to kiss Renji. She jumped of and the two twins gave each other a high-five while laughing.
"Aw, Look Cue-ball," Sairento sing-sang to Ikkaku, "looks like your buddies are havin' a little fun there."
"Don't call me-" but, as Ikkaku turned his head to look at what his opponent was talking about, he almost immediately started to laugh. "HA! Now I got something to say to THEM if they ever call me bald!" Ikkaku thought. But sadly, while he was thinking this, Sairento used the chance of momentary lack of focus from his side to rush at him and, with the guard of her sword, smack him rather hard on his shiny head, knocking him out in the process.
"Heh, wonder what he'll think when he wakes up and realizes he was beaten 'cuz he lost his concentration" She thought.
"Idiotic fools..." said Toshiro bitterly as he heard the laughs and snickers of the female pirates who had just wont their fights.
Akida sat on Grimmjow's back while laughing to keep him and Renji in that same position. Grimmjow tried saying something and ended up lip-locking with Renji further, causing the two girls to laugh harder and louder, resulting in the three female pirates literally rolling on the floor laughing as they cracked numerous jokes, much to Grimmjow's and Renji's dismay.
Momo took a glance to where all of the commotion was coming from and started snickering and giggling. Hitsugaya used this moment to knock her off of her feet and she quickly kicked herself back up. She threw a kick at him which he caught and his grip was tighter than usual. She attempted to throw a punch to his face to make him let go, however, he released her leg but grabbed her hand/arm instead. He swung his body around causing Momo to slam into the floor so hard she was knocked out.
"CAPTAIN!" all the females aboard yelled, shocked to see that their captain was beaten.
Toshiro grabbed the unconscious girl by the by the back collar of her outfit and held his blade up to her unprotected neck. All of the eyes of the young children and women widened.
"Either you leave and put down everything that you tried to take from us, or" he held the blade closer, causing some blood to trickle down the blade, "She dies. Your choice."
The atmosphere became heavy, silent, and deadly. Gin, who was unable to fight because he was busy doing Gin stuff walked up to Hitsugaya.
"Oii... Captain watcha got goin on here?" He asked, then he saw all of the females on the ship.
"We'll leave..." Rangiku said "You win. Just don't kill her."
Gin looked curiously and asked, "Hey Captain... Why are ya just gunna let em go instead of keepin em here?" Then several of the unnamed subordinates agreed loudly.
Toshiro, as everyone one his crew knew, was extremely straightforward, so it shouldn't be a surprise to them what his next words were:
"Because, I don't want the fact that I let my crew fuck women and get them pregnant, or mentally scarred on my conscious so I'm letting them go."
Noticing the looks that he was receiving from the females, where were (mostly) hose of anger, he explained "Look, I'm not saying that you're not strong, since you all are obviously so. I'm saying that these men haven't had sexual activity for months now, and I doubt they could control themselves if they were to be alone with any of you. I'm not sure about you, but I'd rather not have beat up men with me. Do you understand?"
"We Understand now can we leave?" Rangiku asked loudly an impatiently while covering her large assets from the stares of some of the crew members.
"Captain!... At least let some of them stay!" One of his crew members said while walking up to the two twins and putting his hands around their waists. "Like these two! Their cute 'nuff plus they're so small we can handle em if they choose to get violent!"
He pulled them close and the twins got a sadistic glint in their eyes. Akida managed to wrap her hands around the crew members neck, as if to pull him in for a kiss and twisted his head, causing his neck to snap, and kept doing this until his head came clean off his body while Kyna, had stabbed him in his stomach, turned the blade upwards, and reached her hand inside the wound and ripped his rib cage open and pulled out his heart that was still beating as she threw the body overboard and allowed the sharks to feed on it, Kyna threw his heart onto the ground and stepped on it causing a disgusting "squish" sound to come from it as Akida threw the head at Toshiro, causing him to drop Momo's body along with his blade in surprise.
When Momo fell to the ground, she moaned a bit as she began to wake up. She accidentally grabbed Hitsugaya's sword, thinking it was hers, and stood to her feet and looked around. She saw the head and instantly jumped to the other side of the ship. She looked at Akida and Kyna who both had blood on them and yelled "Did you HAVE to go THAT far?" The two twins just smiled innocently as if they didn't do anything and in a sing song voice chimed "Maybee."
Toshiro was shocked, but quickly got over it. He couldn't get distracted just because he had sadistic females on his ship. He'd be chopped to pieces by now by his OWN crew if that were the case.
"Idiots, if they were defeated just because they got distracted then they didn't deserve to be in my crew in the first place." he thought aloud. "Weather you meant to or not, you helped get rid of useless trash, and I thank you."
While Toshiro managed to get over it, many of his crew members couldn't. They instantly screamed and began to hide behind the high ranked members.
"OH MY GOD HOW DID THEY DO THAT?"
"WHAT THE HELL THEY'RE INSANE!"
"I'M SCARED!"
Were just some of the various screams from his crew members as they tried to avoid the head of their former crew member, even some of the high ranked members were trembling a bit but they at least managed to keep their composure. Kenpachi looked on in amazement that someone other than him was able to do that.
"Nice goin' kids." Kenpachi congratulated them and Yachiru added, "Yeah! Show em whose boss Aki and Ky!"
"Thank you!" they both chimed as they smiled sweetly towards Kenpachi and Yachiru. "So... Who's next?" their voice turned demonic as they turned to face the terrified crew members who shook their heads rapidly while some turned tails and ran.
"..." Toshiro's temper was growing because his crew just ran off. They where suppose to be the most ruthless and brutal pirates on the ocean and most of his crew ran off because of two little girls. But, he saw one that hadn't gone off, and was just standing there shaking life a leaf in a harsh wind. He quickly went over behind him and gave him a push towards the sadistic little she-devils and said, "This guy is.
Momo was shocked to see that the captain of this man would so easily throw him away, and it brought back terrible memories. She ran up in front of him and said to the readied girls, "Stop! I will NOT allow you to kill this man! And you!" she turned to Toshiro, "How could you just give up a member of your own crew like that?"
"Hes useless and pathetic," replied Toshiro, "And should know that I don't accept men like that on my ship. Do you hear me?" he said to the man. He obediently nodded his head yes.
The girl's voice returned to its usual childishness as they obeyed their captain. They also apologized to her about the man they had recently killed and she forgave them knowing their mental condition. Momo then retaliated to Toshiro by saying, "Everyone is good at something!" she then turned to the trembling man and smiled sweetly. "I'm pretty sure your good at something right?"
The man nodded and responded "I...um... I can cook?" he said, seemingly unsure of himself. The two twins with to both sides of him and each one of them grabbed onto one of his hands and tugged playfully, "Come with us! Please please!" they pleaded childishly to their captain. It seemed as if any signs of being sadistic had completely vanished, "Captain can he come with us please?" they whined.
Momo thought for a moment, "If it's okay with him and everyone else..." She said, secretly wanting him to come, knowing how bad Orihime's and Rangiku's cooking is.
"Take him," Toshiro said.
"Yeah, we don't need any pussies on this ship!" Ikkaku yelled.
Sairento went to Momo and bent down to her level, she then whispered "Hey captain, are we getting off this ship soon?"
"Yes," Momo replied, "we don't need to be here any longer."
With that, the ladies left the ship and returned to their own, however, they didn't leave entirely empty handed. The men untied Ikkaku, along with Grimmjow and Renji who instantly began going on a rant about how it was pure torture to be left there that long like that.
(With the Females)
Once the girls were settled in and where being treated by Unohana, Orihime, and Isane, Rangiku reached inside of her chest and pulled out a large sake bottle and grinned like the Cheshire cat. Momo stared in disbelief while Unohana just laughed.
"No way was I leaving this baby behind!" Rangiku said proudly, causing everyone in the room to begin laughing.
"Inoue-san, could you please get dinner ready? Isane and I can handle it here." Unohana asked in a motherly voice. Orihime nodded and began to get dinner ready. Orihime loves to cook, however, the other girls (other than Matsumoto) didn't really like it considering she would always mix the strangest things together and the other girls often got stomach aches after eating her cooking.
There was a knock on the door and Unohana gave the okay for whoever it was to come in. He came in and it was the man whom Momo had brought with them. Momo hand temporarily forgotten that she had brought him along and got up and went to go greet him.
She held her hand out and introduced herself to the man, "My name is Momo Hinamori."
"H-hello, my name is Yakunitatanai, but the guys called me Yaku for short." He was skinny with shaggy black hair and green eyes. He was also medium sized and kind of wimpy.
"Hey, no offense," Rangiku said to the man, "But what kind of parents name their child "Useless?" And don't you have a last name?"
He looked down and shrugged, "I can't remember my last name... sorry." He said to Rangiku. She then walked over to him and hit him on his back a littler harder than she probably meant to, and introduced herself with a smile, "My name is Rangiku Matsumoto!". Noticing how timid he was she added "You know... You should really loosen up a bit." He responded with a timid smile and looked at all of the other females in the cabin.
A tall woman, with messy silvery gray hair and some parts of it in braids, came up to him and introduced herself, "My name is Isane Kotetsu." She held out her hand and he timidly took it.
The two twins came up to him, no longer wearing their usual clothing, introduced themselves to him. "Akida and Kyna Umichi." Their voice wasn't loud and unruly like it was when he first encountered them. Not it was quiet and polite... almost like they underwent a personality change.
The black haired woman with braided her came up to him and introduced herself, "Unohana Retsu." Her voice was calm and polite, she also had a nice smile on her face that wasn't the least bit intimidating. This made Yakunitatanai release all feelings of nervousness.
"My name is Yachiru Kusajishi!" the little pink haired girl said in a high pitch, childlike voice. Yakunitatanai was somewhat startled by how hyper she was.
Just then, there was an explosion in the kitchen. This caused everyone to run out of the cabin and to where the kitchen was. There, they had saw that Orihime caused another blowup.
"Sorry everyone! But mt lasagna is done!" She said while getting up and running to the oven. She opened it and pulled out a pan that had a weird looking...square thing in it. "I made it with spaghetti, chicken, ketchup, cheese, sugar, and yogurt!"
Rangiku then went over and took a bite, "Mmmmm, this is great! You should try some, Yaku!"
"Um, alright," the poor guy said before taking a bite.
Everyone's eyes widened. The foods' going to kill their new cook! And before he could even work! Everyone held their breath...
A second passed...
"...Not bad." he said quietly.
"WHAT?" everyone yelled.
Everyone reluctantly took a bite. It was slightly burnt in some places, but otherwise it was actually okay. However, Nel, Yachiru, and the twins seemed reluctant to try it. Yakunitatanai looked over at them and back at the others. He was going to ask what was wrong but Rangiku had beat him to it.
"They're picky eaters... They can eat a lot when they actually like what's made but other than that, it's a bit hard to get them to eat something. Captain always lets them eat something different but if there isn't anything left then they tend to go to bed without eating." There was a hint of sadness in her voice.
"Its okay." The twins said reassuringly with a smile, "One day of not eating won't kill us." they then giggled as they looked at each other.
Yakunitatanai thought for a moment about something they could eat. Being the nice person he is, he didn't want them to go hungry and then he got an idea. He went over to the cabinets and began taking out different foods. He pulled out some of the fruits along with some flour and other things. He shooed everyone out of the kitchen and began to get to work.
After about 30 minutes, he allowed everyone back in. His food smelled delicious and looked amazing.
"Wh-what is this?" asked Momo.
"Yeah, it smells DELICIOUS!' yelled Yachiru.
"Isn't it obvious?" Sairento said.
Everyone looked at her for an answer and then she said "...It's food."
"Which I get to DIGINTOFIRSTTHANKS (dig into first thanks!)" she yelled while flinging herself towards the food.
"Hey!" Everyone yelled as they pushed and shoved to try to get go it.
Yakunitatanai was surprised. Surely his food didn't smell THAT good! "Maybe the others just don't like Orihime-san's and Rangiku-san's cooking" he thought, "but I wonder why... It truly isn't bad."
Within seconds, everyone was full and happy. Everyone managed to eat until their hearts content, good thing he made enough. Yachiru, Nel, and the twins where so full, they had fell asleep on the table after they had ate their fill.
(With the Males)
"What...the hell... is that?" Grimmjow asked while looking at... a blob on the plate in front of him.
"Its dinner." Toshiro said casually as he took a spoonful of the weird blob in front of him.
"CAPTAIN!" Everyone yelled out of concern for their captain's health.
He managed the suppress the gag that was threatening to come up. He forcefully swallowed the strange blob however, his stomach didn't agree and decided that it was going to show its hatred for whatever was shoved into it.
He tried to take another bit but couldn't. It seemed his stomach said "If you out that into me again I swear I'm going to make you pay for it!"
"Don't eat it..." Toshiro said as he slowly recovered from the food.
"We won't." Grimmjow said, nudging his blob.
"You don't have to worry about that." Renji added.
"...So... what are we suppose to eat today?" Ikkaku asked while shoving his away.
"Nothing I guess..." Grimmjow said.
"C'mon, there has to be SOMETHING here to eat!" Kenpachi yelled.
"I'll go look for something." Toshiro said. He got up and went to the "kitchen" of the ship. He came back holding several varieties of vegetables. "Found these."
"Do I look like a fucking vegetarian to you?" Kenpachi asked, sarcasm evident in his voice. Toshiro didn't answer as he already knew it was a trick question and he didn't feel like arguing with Kenpachi.
"We should have taken those girls hostage... They could have cooked us something..." Ikkaku said, "If we ever run into em again, lets take em and have em cook for us."
"Well, right now we have to eat, so its either this or starve." Toshiro stated, annoyed with his screw right now.
"No!" exclaimed Kenpachi, "I will not eat that bullshit!"
"Fine," Toshiro shrugged his shoulder and continued, "don't eat. Lose your strength. Lose all your fights. Let all your opponents win because you refused to eat a few vegetables. It's YOUR choice, not mine."
"I have something else we can eat..." Kenpachi said while looking at Toshiro as if he were a plate of baby back ribs.
Picking up on this as he walked into the kitchen, Ichigo said, "Kenpachi... we aren't turning into cannibals... Anyways, there is a ship a few miles away from here we can raid it for supplies."
"Alright!" exclaimed Grimmjow, "I'm itching to sing my blade into some helpless pirates! Am I right?" he yelled to the rest of the crew, who all shouted "YEAH!"
The crew prepared for battle and steered their ship into the direction of the other ship. When they were close enough, they began invading the other ship. The girls had no clue until they heard all of the males loud yells.
"Man, and to think they got us right after lunch," moaned Rangiku as she got herself ready for the raid along with everyone else.
"It doesn't matter now," Momo said, "Be prepared."
"Your lack of trust in me is hurtful Captain." Rangiku said in a fake sad voice.
She let out a slight smile to her second in command "Of course I trust you... If I didn't you wouldn't be my second in command silly."
"Yeah you're right, haha." Rangiku responded as she picked up her sword and went out to defend their ship along side her captain.
(On the Battle Field)
Some of the female crew members were already out on the field trying to hold off the male pirates, however, they weren't well enough prepared due to the fact that the males had the element of surprise.
Two black haired girls who looked like twins went after a male with long black hair with white hair pieces. One of them clashed with his sword while he used the sheath of his sword to block the other. Then, they had gotten a good look at his face and their eyes widened with shock, "Nii-sama?" "B-byakuya-kun?" They both yelled at the same time, he had then tied them both up with no hesitation.
"W-why are you-" but Rukia Kuchiki was cut off as Byakuya Kuchiki gagged her with a cloth.
"Sister!" Hisana Kuchiki yelled, "Bya-kun! What's the mean-" but she couldn't finish as she was too gagged.
"Well, well, looks like we meet again." Rangiku said as she once again faced off Ichigo, her blade already drawn.
"Yeah, weird, isn't it?" Ichigo replied back, getting his large sword ready to attack the Rangiku's slimmer one.
Hitsugaya got his sword ready, preparing to face off with their captain again but to his surprise, he was attacked by the twins.
Hinamori was facing off against Grimmjow who was much taller than she had expected. However, like the twins, she had the advantage of a smaller stature on her side.
"Hey Byakuya, where ya goin with those two?" Renji asked Byakuya as he had both, Rukia and Hisana, slung over his shoulder, much to their discontent. Byakuya just ignored him, causing Renji to shrug and keep his eyes open for attack. When Byakuya got to a room, he opened the door and dropped them both on the bed, took the gag out of their mouths and gave them the "explain" look, causing both sisters to look at each other and then back at Byakuya with silly smiles on their faces.
"Well... you see," Hisana began.
(On the Battle Field)
"Wow, Looks like we got our hands full right, Soifon?" A dark skinned woman with long purple hair tied back into a pony tail asked the smaller woman standing behind her.
"Yeah Yoruichi-sama." The small lady with short black hair responded. They were standing back to back, fighting Renji and a man with blond hair and a green and white hat.
"Wow... you ladies are quite good." the man with the green and white hat said, "Where did ya learn your moves from?"
"Why, thank you, they are self taught actually." Yoruichi responded to the man.
"Damn," Toshiro cursed as he was again blocking another attack from one of the twins. Two against one was hard, no matter the skill of the one due to the fact that you could fight one, while the other could slice your back open, which was the case here. But he managed to get some cuts on them, just not as many as they had on him.
"Kya!" Grimmjow yelled as he swung his blade towards the female captain. Momo used her small stature to dodge the upcoming blow, and afterward, made her own upwards slice, cutting the blue haired man's left arm.
"You're welcome,: said the hatted man, "Now, would you be so kind as to present your name to me please?"
"Of course. My name is Yoruichi Shihoin." answered the dark skinned woman as she ducked under a kick, "Now, that I've given my name, it would only be kind if you gave yours."
"Yes it would. My name is Kisuke Urahara." he said as he brought his arm up to block the punch Yoruichi gave.
"GET BACK HERE YOU BALDY!" A short girl with two spiky pony tails said while chasing a tall, skinny, blond male who had his hair cut into a bob.
"Hey! Who's callin me ba-" Ikkaku yelled out but was cut off by Sairento delivering a kick to his shiny bald head.
"Hey! Don't get distracted again cue ball!" She teased.
Gin, finally feeling bored with just watching, attacked Rangiku from behind while she was fighting Ichigo. She was this attack coming from the corner of her eye and twisted her body to avoid the attack and stuck her foot out to trip Ichigo, causing him to fall flat on his face. Then, Yachiru and Nel ran over to him and began jumping on his back. He made the mistake of turning onto his back to try to push them off but two little feet landed on his... "Prize" causing him to scream in pain and curl up in fetal position.
Both, Rangiku and Gin, mad hissing sounds through their teeth as they had saw what happened to Ichigo.
"Man... that's gunna hurt for a while..." Gin said as he made an upward attack to slice Rangiku's arm, however, she twisted her body again, causing him to miss and accidentally cut part of her top.
"Hey! Don't cut me there! They might fall out!" She yell, referring to her large set of assets. This caused Gin to tilt his head on confusion.
Grimmjow began attacking Momo recklessly and she would just evade each strike, causing him to become more and more reckless. Noticing this, Kira decided to help him once he finished up his fight.
"Grimmjow... Please go help Captain... I'll handle her..." Kira said in a low, somewhat gloomy voice.
Just as Grimmjow was about to refuse, he saw who his captain was fighting. "It's that little silver haired she-devil!" He thought, "Time for revenge..." he scowled for a bit before saying, "Fine, don't lose emo kid!" Kira just nodded and face Momo who noticed his gloomy look.
"Mou... Why did he call you that?" She asked cutely as they clashed swords. He only shrugged and tried to hide the slight ting of pink that was coming up on his cheeks, "She's cute..." He thought. Momo pinked up on the pinkness of his cheeks and spun out of the way of his sword, placed her hand on top of his, causing him to turn red and kissed his cheek. Needless to say, Kira got a little lightheaded and passed out, causing Momo to giggle a bit.
Toshiro swung at the older twin after he had thrown the younger one back. Akida, the older twin, jumped onto his sword and ran her foot across the blade causing it to bleed and then swung her foot across his face, causing the blood to get into his eyes and for him to go stumbling back. She jumped onto the railing of the ship and said in a sadistic, teasing voice "Awww... is the big bad captain getting his ass kicked by twins? Such a shame I thought you would actually be a lot stronger." She let out a sickeningly sweet giggle and Kyna, the younger twin added with a sadistic smirk like her sister, "Yeah! I thought that this would last so much longer but I guess your little toy is about to break Sissy."
Toshiro clenched his jay as he let out a low growl while trying to get his vision back so he could see them. Akida was about to tease him more when she saw a flash of blue, she jumped out of the way and almost tripped and fell on Toshiro. She saw it was Grimmjow and she had a sadistic, yet teasing, smirk on her face, "Wow... looks like the little kitty isn't makin out wit his red-headed boyfriend!"
"STOP. CALLING. ME BAAAAALLLLD!" Ikkaku yelled at the top of his lungs as he charged at Sairento at an amazing speed. She almost couldn't dodge, but managed to roll out of the way just in time.
"Alright, if bald doesn't work, then how about Cue-ball? Pin-Head? Crome Dome? Shiny Head? Do any of THESE names work for you?" Sairento teased, causing Ikkaku's already too high anger to skyrocket. He charged again, this time, with his sword above his head, ready to slice the girl's scarlet-haired head in two.
"What'cha talkin' bout?" Grin asked.
"These!" Rangiku exclaimed, putting her hands under her breasts and pushing them upwards, then letting them go, making them bounce.
"Ya betta be careful wit' those," Gin warned, "ya dun know when someboda 'll do somethin' to ya."
"Piss off, perv!" Rangiku yelled as she charged at the silver haired man, her sword raised to cut him. He brought out his own small sword, blocking her's with ease.
"Now that he's down, I can go help out my crew." Momo muttered as she ran off to give help. She saw that Ichigo was about to attack Ise Nanao from behind, so she ran faster to deflect it. She arrived just before the attack hit, causing a loud sound of metal against metal. Hearing the noise, Nanao turned around to see her captain facing off an orange haired man.
"Wow, some guts you got there, attacking someone from behind," Momo mocked as she pushed Ichigo back some. "What great bravery you have!"
"Shut it, midget!" Ichigo shouted as he ran back towards the captain.
"What was that, twerp?" Grimmjow yelled as he slashed his sword at the small girl.
"Grimmjow!" Toshiro yelled, "Don't let their words get to you!" Suddenly an idea popped into his head, and he continued, "Because sine they know they're aren't strong enough to face YOU off, they're trying to make you lose focus! Are you going to let them do that?"
"Hell the fuck no!" Grimmjow yelled as he blocked a sideways chop from Akida.
"What was that?" Kyna shouted. Toshiro turned to look at the younger twin.
"Oops, I forgot you were here," he then faked a sad look no his face, "I'm terribly sorry. I guess you were too tiny for me to see." Grimmjow, hearing the comments, laughed.
"... DON'T CALL ME SHORT!" Kyna shouted loudly, then she smirked and said "Besides... you're in no position to be calling ANYONE tiny when you're the SHORTEST member of your crew! Not to mention..." She then pointed to his crotch and said "I'm pretty sure if I hit you there, you wouldn't be able to feel a damn thing because there isn't anything there."
Hitsugaya then turned red... Either out of embarrassment or anger and just as he was about to counter Grimmjow said, "Yeah... Come to think of it... I don't think he's grown at all in the three years I've known him."
Trying to hold his temper to the best of his abilities, he said, "Grimmjow! You're suppose to insult them not me!"
"Well it's true..." Grimmjow responded, causing several tick marks to appear on Toshiro causing the twins to giggle.
"By the way... Grimmjow... I don't think you're in any position to be laughing about us especially considering how clumsy you are!" Akida said with a smirk as she pulled out several pictures of the little "kiss" him and Renji shared.
Grimmjow turned apple red and tried to reach for the pictures but Akida side stepped and allowed Grimmjow to face plant on the floor. "See what I mean?" She said with a giant grin on her face. "Clumsy~" She sing sang, causing Grimmjow to attack out of pure anger and completely forgot what he, and Toshiro were trying to do earlier. Akida cleverly side stepped again, however, she didn't step far enough and she and Grimmjow went tumbling to the ground, and landed in an awkward position... Kissing.
Yachiru and Nel had tired Jushiro up while "playing". He laughed contently at the two children, apparently not minding being tied up for their little "game". Then, out of no where, Kenpachi attacked Ichigo.
"What the hell are you doing Kenpachi?" Ichigo yelled, "You're suppose to attack them not me!"
"Well they're no fun! You are!" Kenpachi yelled back as he grinned and continued to clash swords with Ichigo.
Momo watched in awe... She mouthed "wow" and went to go help some of her other crew members as Kenpachi and Ichigo fought.
Toshiro smirked and said, "Aw, Akida, you love him so much as to kiss him in the middle of a fight? How sweet of you."
Akida pushed Grimmjow off (since he landed on top) and yelled, "WHAT? Love HIM? WHO THE HELL WOULD LOVE THIS GUY?"
Toshiro pointed a finger and started to wave it around in circles towards her saying, "You would... love him... because... you... are... crazy... for him(1)."
Akida turned red as a tomato with rage and leaped towards the small male captain, screaming. Toshiro just moved his head, and since he was close to the railing, caused the small twin to leap off the ship, into the ocean.
"AKIDA!" Kyna yelled as she jumped off as well to rescue her big sister.
"Way to kill two birds with one stone, Captain," Grimmjow said as he got up. "You think they'll get back on their ship?"
"Most likely," replied Toshiro, "They don't seem like the kind to let a little water stop them. Oh, and Grimmjow? I'm not forgiving you for that little "short" comment you gave me." he then got up and quickly went to Grimmjow. Once he made it, he took hold of the back of his hair and the waistline of his pants and, with his incredible strength, hoisted him up, and walked over to the edge.
"Wh-what are you doing Captain?" Grimmjow frantically asked as Toshiro started rocking him back and forth, before throwing him overboard as well. "CAAAAAPTAAAAIIINNN!" Grimmjow yelled as he fell into the waters below.
Hearing the splash, Momo ran over and looked over the rail and saw the threesome squabbling in the ocean. She sighed and let her head drop at the comical sight. Since her legs were off of the ground so she could get a good luck at what happened, Toshiro decided to push her overboard as well, however, she had shifted down, causing his hand to accidentally touch her bum. She turned red and he barely managed to avoid her sword, which cut the tip of his hair a bit.
"YOU PERVERT!" She yelled, loud enough to catch everyone's attention, causing Toshiro to turn red.
"W-wait! I-i... I-it wasn't like that you idiot!" Toshiro managed to get out as he tried to defend himself. However, she was to busy yelling at him to listen and he ended up pushing her against the railing and covering her mouth and yelling, "I wasn't trying to touch your flat ass! I was trying to push you overboard along with those three!"
She turned red and pushed his hand away from her mouth and launched a kick directly to his face. He dodged and jumped back a few feet. She charged at him and they clashed swords.
"Dammit Gin! Stop slashing me there!" Rangiku yelled while trying to hold her large set of assets inside of her top. It was only a few pieces of fabric left keeping them from flying out.
"Then stop movin'! He said while still slashing at her, "Cuz if ya keep movin then I can't get a good hit on ya." Then he got an idea, "But, if you surrender I'll stop attacking you."
Rangiku thought carefully... Either she try to keep fighting and have her precious assets fly out, or surrender to this weasel.
Ikkaku was knocked out, once again, by Sairento. Kenpachi and Ichigo were still fighting and Byakuya was carefully guarding the door to the room Rukia and Hisana were in. Shunsui was still fighting Nanao, while flirting, causing her to act out of embarrassment and attack more.
"You know what?" Toshiro said, eyebrow twitching from annoyance, "You're not very bright."
"WHAT?" Momo screamed as she made another move to slice him, to which he blocked.
"Well, either that, or you have a bad memory, because, if I recall correctly, I had told my crew not to do anything to you all the last time we met, and unless you think of me as a hypocrite, which I'm NOT, then you must be one or the other," He explained. "So, which is it: Dumb or bad memory?"
"I'M NOT EITHER!" Momo screamed as she once tried to slash him, to which he one again blocked.
"Well, I don't want to show off my breasts, but I also don't want to lose to this fox-face either," Rangiku thought. "Well, I'm not gonna let this guy beat me just because of less clothes, so here goes!" and her cloths got ripped some more, and with that, her breasts as well.
Momo and Toshiro were still fighting when the female caught a glace at Rangiku's form. Her anger was soon replaced with embarrassment and surprise. "Oi, Ran-chan," she muttered.
Toshiro heard, and looked over to where he knew the woman mentioned was fighting. When he saw it as well, he sweat dropped and said, "Wow, your friend sure isn't afraid to show herself off, eh?"
Momo sweat dropped as well and responded "Nope... she isn't.."
Then, they heard splashing and coughing. The twins fell over the railing and began coughing up water as Grimmjow clang to them. Grimmjow was gasping for air and when he managed to get enough he said, "Dammit captain! Why the hell did you throw me over? I CAN'T swim you jackass!" Hitsugaya just shrugged.
Just then, Akida punched Grimmjow in the face, "You dumb ass! How the HELL can you be a pirate and NOT know how to swim? I almost DROWNED and became SHARK FOOD thanks to you!"
Then Grimmjow turned red with anger and yelled, "NO one ASKED or TOLD you to save me you little bitch!"
"I DIDN'T have a goddamn choice because YOU started clinging to MY dress!" She retaliated. Grimmjow had no comeback and started stuttering and then him and Akida began brawling on the floor.
"Wow... nice pair ya got yaself there." Gin said, "Mind if I touch em?" Red from anger and embarrassment, Rangiku charged at him and he caught her hand and instantly pinned her to the ground and then proceeded to tie her up and placed his shirt over her and picked her up and dropped her with the rest of the tied up crew members.
"Damn... we're losing..." Momo thought to herself as she looked ahead at her opponent.
"Ichimaru, keep your hands away from them!" Toshiro ordered.
"Aw, why not, Captain?" Gin whined.
"Because you're a fuck-face, that's why," Toshiro yelled.
"So harsh Captain," Gin mocked.
"Don't lose your focus!" Momo said as she ran up to him and tried to chop his chest. He managed to dodge it for the most part, but his left arm wasn't about to move out of the way completely, causing it to get cut from the elbow to the wrist. Blood started to seep its way through the wound.
"Heh, nice shot you got there," Toshiro complimented as he held his bleeding arm.
"Thanks." Momo said sweetly with a smile.
"I wonder if it'll work on him too..." Momo thought as she wondered if she could get him to pass out like she got Kira to, "Nah... he doesn't seem like he would."
Knowing she was lost in thought, Toshiro charged and she barely managed to get out of the way as he blade made contact with her cheek.
(In one of the hidden cabin rooms)
"They haven't come back yet..." Orihime said, concern evident in her voice, "I hope they're okay..."
Just then, several men kicked in the door. Yakunitatanai tried his best to fend them off, however, they were much stronger than he was and those men quickly tired up the three females along with Yakunitatanai. They then started throwing everyone who was tied up onto Toshiro's ship.
"Hey, that's not fair!" Momo whined, "I wasn't ready!"
"Oh, was what I did any different from what you did? I guess you really didn't mean it when you shouted "Don't lose your focus!" Bullshit, huh?
"S-shut up, you ass!" Momo shouted. They then both charged at each other.
Sairento was at a loss at what to do. She could help her captain, but then her reputation would go down the drain. She could try to separate Ichigo and Kenpachi and face them, but they were having a hilarious dual, one running away from the other. Too funny to give up. She could try to help Nanao with the guy in a pink cloak and sunhat, but... it's not exactly everyday you see a guy- a PIRATE, no less!- fight while WILLINGLY wearing a pink cloak and sunhat, so why stop such a rare fight? "The fuck should I do?" she thought as she went over to the railing of the ship, watching and waiting for an opponent to come up to fight.
As she looked over the railing she noticed Unohana, Yakunitatanai, Orihime, and Isane being taken to the other ship. Her eyes widened and she opened her mouth to tell her captain, however, everything went black.
"Captain... we have most of the females aboard our ship!" One of his unnamed subordinates yelled out to him.
"What?" He yelled out of shock, giving Momo an opening which she gladly took. She managed to kick him in the stomach and he growled and hissed in pain and discontent. However, Momo didn't notice the several subordinates who rushed her from behind until it was too late.
Toshiro recovered from the kick slowly, and coughed out to his crew, "Good job, managing that, but where's Urahara?"
"I'm right here shorty." Kisuke said in an extremely casual voice as he held Yoruichi and Hiyori over his shoulder while Shinji had Soifon over his, "So... what are we going to do with the ladies? Considering most of your men have already taken them to your ship..."
Toshiro's eye twitched with annoyance and he sighed deeply as he put Momo over his shoulder. He then looked at Shinji and raised an eyebrow since Shinji looked terrified and kept exchanging glares with Hiyori.
"Hey Hirako, what's th- you know what? Never mind, I don't want to know." Toshiro then turned back to Kisuke and said to him, "Just put them on board as well. I'm not going to waste time trying to figure out what to do with them."
"Are you sure that's a good idea Captain?" Kisuke asked mockingly, "You never know what could happen to them."
"Just keep an eye on them, will you?" Toshiro snapped, "I'm sure we're all tired and should get some rest, so just get them on already!"
They all went aboard their ship and placed the girls on the deck along side the others. However, Kisuke made the mistake of placing Hiyori next to Shinji and... "OOOOOOWWW!" WHAT THE FUCK?" Shinji yelled out in pain as Hiyori's teeth were firmly latched into Shinji's arm. Toshiro whipped his head around and saw Shinji trying to get Hiyori off of his arm, Toshiro just shook his head and rubbed his temples...
Things are going to get a lot livelier around here.
(A/N): Ma... Toshiro's gotten himself into a heep of shit XD So what do you think? Also, what was your favorite part? :D Be sure to thank IchiRuki45 who worked on this with me 3 they're so awesome :D