Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club.
A/N: I got the idea for this story from the song Just Dance by Lady GaGa. Enjoy.
Half Psychotic, Sick, Hypnotic
Chapter 1: What's going on?
When Haruhi woke up on the floor, she had a massive headache. The whole room was littered with passed out students and party decorations. What the..., Haruhi thought as she sat up. She had a dry taste in the back of her throat, and she reaked of acohol. Haruhi looked around and saw that she was in a mansion. She couldn't remember where or why she was there. The room they were in looked like a living built for a family of about ninety. Dame rich people, She thought trying to stand up, but she felt so dizzy that she fell right back down in a chair, knocking it over. "Ow..." She mumbled.
The lights were dimmed a bit and music was playing out of the stereos from the DJ station. The DJ himself had even fallen asleep. A few students were starting to stir as Haruhi crawled out of the chair. She reached for her phone and realized that she didn't have it. She silently cursed herself for losing it and began crawling around the room looking for it. When she passed by a mirror leaning up against an sideways lawn chair with a shawl drapped over part of it, she stopped dead in her tracks. Looking back at her was a girl that had huge purple sunglasses on her head, dark red lipstick and black eyeliner. She was also wearing a low cut T-shirt that was on backwards, revealing her bra partially and a pair of tight black leather pants.
She instantly thought of the twins. I'll kill them, She thought, standing up slowly. I look like Cindi Lauper! Haruhi staggered over to the open door and stepped over the sleeping students.
Some of the others had picked themselves up and started dancing again. Haruhi exited the living room only to find herself in the front room of the mansion with stairs leading up to the next floor. This room was also full of strobe lights and partying teenagers.
Haruhi recognized one of the twins' regular customers cheering on one of the dancers and figured she would know where they were. "Um...excuse me, miss?" Haruhi said, trying to get her attention, she didn't quite know her name.
"Hmm." She looked at her. "Do I know you?"
"Uh..." Haruhi said, with how she looked now she had to be careful so she wouldn't reveal her secret. Then it occured to her that the people might already know it. Another reason to find the twins. She thought. Still she wasn't taking any chances. "No you don't I'm actually looking for the twins."
"Oh I think I saw them go upstairs." She said, giggling.
"Thanks." Haruhi said, putting her sun glasses on and working her way up stairs. She found the twins passed out in the bathroom. Haruhi sighed, the bathroom was very large with a shower big enough for three people. Both Hikaru and Kaoru were asleep on the floor, they were wearing their school uniforms.
"Wake up!" Haruhi shouted, startling both boys. They opened their eyes slowly and when they saw her they grinned.
"What did I tell you Kaoru, she looks great." Hikaru said, hiccuping slightly.
"I admit it, we did a good job." Kaoru said, sitting up.
"You two are so dead." Haruhi said through her teeth. The twins got up and staggered toward her pulling her to the shower. "What are you doing?" She asked, trying to pull herself out of their grip.
"You need to learn to have some fun, Haruhi." Hikaru said, pushing her in the shower and turning it on.
"Hikaru!" She squeaked as the cold water hit her.
"Yeah, lighten up Haruhi." Kaoru said, standing next to his brother.
They both got in the shower with her. "Haruhi, you'll catch a cold, let us help you." Kaoru said, he and Hikaru immediately tried to take off her now soaked T-shirt.
"Oh no you don't!" Haruhi said. A small battle ensued as she slapped away the hands of the drunk twins and yanked the shower head out of Hikaru's hand. She turned the water on both twins and got out of the shower. The two boys slipped, fell down on their hands and knees, and immediatley fell asleep. Haruhi placed the shower head back on the hook and let the water run, hoping it would somber up the twins.
She looked around for something that might help to tell her what happened. She was freezing. She wrapped a towel around her and noticed a wallet on the floor. She picked it up and saw Tamaki's picture in it. Why would the twins have Tamaki-Sempai's wallet? She thought. She sighed, Why can't I ever have a normal day? She added in her head. She threw off the towel and walked out of the bathroom. She walked down the hall not knowing what else to expect. I know one thing for sure, She thought. the Host Club is definitely behind this.
A/N: How was it? Constructive criticism is very welcome.