Disclaimer:

Me and my friend sat on a wall,

Me and my friend had a great fall.

Stephenie Meyer and all of her crew

Came up to us and said "boo-hoo"

(Translation: we don't own Twilight we were just trying to think of a disclaimer and my fried just started rhyming, so ya. That is what she came up with and quite frankly I like it.)

A/N: M'kay so my fried and I decided to be idiots 'cause we were tired and had nothing to do so we wrote this.

Friend: Oh come on it was FUN! NVM, anyways we're expecting flames so if you send us one we'll just laugh!

A/N Ya, okay . . . so each of us were a person here you can try and guess who is who if you find that anymore interesting. Actually, ya review and try to guess who is who . . . that will be interesting.

Friend: (laughs evilly)

Rosalie- Emmet!! Where the heck are you! Get down here right now; help me look for my new stiletto!

Emmett: Ah . . . come on Rose! I am busy right now!

Rosalie- But I'm leaving in 2 hours and I have to be ready! The only shoe that matches this outfit is those red stilettos! If it makes you any more inclined to help me, they cost 500 bucks!

Emmett- Wait, wait, wait . . . do you mean that if I find your stilettos I get 500 bucks?!

Rosalie: No you dickhead, the damn shoes COST 500 bucks, the only thing your fucking getting is the satisfaction of helping your wife!

Emmett: Now it is not good to swear at your husband Rose, you should know that by now. So tell me Rose, what is the satisfaction of helping your wife worth these days?

Rosalie: EMMETT! I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL!

Emmett-Wait, what are you angry at me for again? Oh that is right . . . you want me to find your stiletto! Do you mean the red ones you just bought?

Rosalie: OMFG! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME! YOU WERE ZONEING OUT AGAIN! I have no idea what to do with you Emmett; you just can't seem to focus! Just find the shoe, and yes it's the new red stilettos.

Emmett- Oh hush. No need to yell at me. It is right in front of me. Actually it is on the coffee table and it is blocking my view of what the third baseman is doing.

Rosalie: WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!! JUST HAND ME MY SHOE! I NEED TO PUT ON MY MAKEUP AND I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR NOW! THANKS A LOT!

Emmett- Jeesh! Some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed! Anyways it is a baseball game not a football game. The last game was in February and it isn't Valentines Day otherwise you and I would no longer be here we would be upstairs. That is off the point though. You should come get your shoe; it would take you less then a second. Anyways this topic isn't interesting anymore. So let's talk about Valentines Day . . .

Rosalie: Get your head out of the bed and watch your damn football game!

(Rosalie stomps downstairs and grabs shoe)

Rosalie- You know what Emmet… I HATE FOOTBALL AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU!

(Rosalie storms off leaving Emmett watching his baseball game)

Emmett: Wow . . . she must really love football, or maybe she means baseball. Hmm . . . Rose you only have 45 minutes now! Do you want me to time you and see how fast you can get ready!? READY . . . SET . . . GO!!!!!

Rosalie: OMFG…I ONLY HAVE 45 MINUTES!! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY BLACK PUMPS! EMMETT HELP ME FIND THEM!!!

ENDS THE NEVER-ENDING ARGUMENT BETWEEN ROSALIE AND EMMETT

M'kay so you want to review and guess who is who in this little chat. And also tell us if we should continue or not.