40 Ways to Annoy Duke Red!

by Nae'ka

Just as the title says. Just a simple list. I think it is funny... Do you?

I did this for the Labyrinth... So why not Metropolis?

SEE CHALLENGE I GIVE YOU AT THE END OF THE FIC!!!!

40 Ways to annoy DUKE RED:

1. Ask him if Rock is the reincarnation of Tima

2. Remind him daily of the size of his nose.

3. Tell him that Rock 'likes likes' him.

4. Ask him if he wants Rock. 'Wants wants' him.

5. Tell him that Rock and Kenichiare planning to take his place in the government.

6. Tell him Rock is a girl.

7. Better yet, tell him Rock is Tima.

8. Call child protection, complaining that you heard screaming from the Mansion.

9. Watch, laugh, and point your finger at him as the police drag him off.

10. Call an asylum.

11. Watch, laugh, and poin your finger at him as the men in all white drag him off.

12. Call him pretty.

13. Blow up the Zigguraut.

14. Complain about how much he stinks when he enters the room, and politely ask him to leave.

15. Tell him Skunk is a hottie and that he should take some lessons.

16. Ask him why he loves Shunsaku Ban.

17. Ask him why he is denying it.

18. Tell him that Tima cheated on Kenichi with President Boone.

19. Ask him if he will talk to Boone about it.

20. Throw him off a cliff. (This works for everyone)

21. Give him a $300.00 gift certificate to Victoria Secrect.

22. Ask him if he has his 'time of the month' when he gets mad.

23. Record Rock throwing a temper tantrum and send it to all of Kenichi's friends.

24. When you realize he has no friends, tell Tima she has bad taste in men.

25. Ask him if he is gay.

26. Start singing the 'If you were gay song.' (I recommend you listen to it! Picture Rock singing to Duke... lol)

27. Walk behind him and spray everything he touches with Lysol.

28. Cut off all his hair when he is asleep.

29. When he gets mad, blame Rock.

30. When he starts to get pissed about all the pranks you are pulling, call him a 'Bald Baby'.

31. Ask him if hehas ever kissed Rock.

32. If he says no, point your finger and call him a liar.

33. But if he says yes, back away slowly and get to the nearest bomb shelter.

34. Ask him if he has ever kissed a rock.

35. Throw Tima at his face.

36. Tell him that he has been taped all his life, and that there is a soap opera called 'The Life of the Bipolar Bisexual Insane Dukie'.

37. Tell him that gullible is written on the ceiling, and laugh at his stupidity when he looks.

38. Tell him that Enmy is pregnant... and it is his.

39. Tell him that you were just kidding. It's Rock's.

40. Turn the Zigguraut into a petting Zoo.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR ALL (any) OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I triple dog dare you (lol) to make any of the 40 pranks, (one or more) And create a fanfiction about it! DO IT! Scardy Kenichi baby! jk. But seriously, try it. I would just enjoy to see them... But I'll bet you are too chicken. So never mind... (chicken!!!!!)

xxxxNae'Kaxxxx