A/N ok, I do not blame myself for this creation. So I would I appreciate it if you don't blame me either. When I heard this song, all I could think about was what would happen if you substituted in other things for "heart". And this thing was brought into existence. Still not my fault. NO OFFENSE MEANT TO TAIO CRUZ
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine except the plot, which I am putting up for grabs anyway.
Warning(s): mangling of a perfectly good song, unless you hate taio cruz. And semi-OOC romano,and his mouth
Feliciano yawned as he got out of bed and went downstairs to make breakfast. Romano was probably already up and in the kitchen waiting for him to appear and make breakfast. Yup, there he was, sitting on the chair, listening to music and smiling. "Where is the frying-" Wait, Romano? Smiling? Uh-oh. "Err, fratello, what are you listening to that makes you look so unnaturally happ-, I mean, what are you listening to?
"Why do you care?"
"Errrrr, because I might like it too…?"
"Hmph. Fine. It's 'Break Your Neck' by Laio cruz."
Errr, ok. That sounded like something he would listen to, but still. "Are you sure that's the correct title? I thought it was called 'Break Your Heart'?"
"No. Same tune, different lyrics. Did you really think that I would listen to that s**t?"
"Are you sure?"
"YES! IF YOU STILL DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN LOOK AT THE LYRICS!
"…OK"
"Break Your Neck" by Laio Cruz
Now listen to me baby If you fall off a cliff I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
Before I hate and leave ya
They call me a disaster
I don't wanna deceive ya
Then I'll probably laugh
Imma tear you apart (literally)
Told you from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
Ha-Haaaaaa Theres no point tryin to hide it If you fall off a cliff I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
No point trying to evade it
I know I gotta problem
For the way I been behaving
Then I'll probably laugh
Imma tear you apart (literally)
Told you from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck. Ha-Haaaaaa Ha
And I know karmas gonna get
Me back…..eventually.
But until that day I'm gonna be
bad an bad to the (broken)bone.
If you fall for me I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
Imma gonna tear you apart (literally)
Told you from the start
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck.
I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya neck. Ha-
"Feliciano? Hello? SPEAK TO ME, YOU a*******! Great, he went and fainted. Wake up! Or else I'll gift wrap you and leave in that wine bastard's yard, which is a fate worse than death, even you refuse to recognize that fact! Germany just ran through our yard with pasta!"
"Germany? Pasta?"
"SO NOW YOU WAKE UP?"
"germany?"
"NO YOU MORONIC IDIOT, ITS ME, YOUR BROTHER!"
"germany?"
"I GIVE UP!"
The End
A/N I'm sorry for this monstrosity, but please review anyway. Even if you hate it. And no offense meant to either Taio Cruz or any fan of his, this was just something I did when I was bored.