Instead of take me or leave me, what if they sang...
Maureen
Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!
I'm fat, I need a diet.
No, in fact I'm just too light
And I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s, but I write all the best protests.
I got buff biceps, but I don't walk around like this.
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty shit.
Ugh!
always have my nails done.
dont do drugs, they make me numb.
I'm the one with the "sir mix-a-lot" bum,
Now I don't really give a...Ugh!
I'm missing my shepherd's pie
Like Alison Grey is missin' her diamonds.
I'm missin' my clippers lighters.
Now bow down to your royal highness.
Benny had an akita,
Angel killed it, its name was Evita.
Go on then, go on report me,
I'm English, try and deport me!
Joanne
Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fuck you!
I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
I don't like drinking fancy champy,
I'll stick wit Heineken beers.
Whoops, might burp in ya face,
I'm real unlady-like,
What can I say?
Well oh gosh I'm not posh, male with odd socks.
I do what I'm doing, yeah!
So everybody's entitled to opinions,
I win my cases and shit I got millions.
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid,
I'll make you giggle till your sick
Cause my nose jiggles while I spit.
Yeah I do have some stories
And its true you get all the glory.
Go on then, come on support me,
I'm English, try and deport me!
I know, this wasnt very good. Please review! I love S-O-V!