"You lying son of a bitch." Finn said as he stormed into the glee room, pointing at Puck.
Puck raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"
Finn got an inch away from his face and whispered, "Kurt."
Puck paled. "H-heh. Let's talk outside, kay?"
Mercedes, who had been sitting next to Puck, looked at Kurt questionably.
"What?" He asked.
"What about you and Puck?"
Kurt's eyes widened, before he cleared his throat and whispered, "Cedes, that was really loud."
She looked at the rest of the group, staring at them with wide eyes. "Oops."
"They're staring, aren't they?"
"Yep."
Kurt groaned, face-palming, before turning to face the group. "Don't. Ask."
Just then, Finn came back in, looking totally disturbed. He looked at Kurt, watched him for a second, then shook his head and walked back to his seat next to Rachel. Then Puck came in, looking totally awkward, head down and hand pressed against his forehead. He looked up and Kurt mouthed 'What did you say?'
Puck just looked at him and gave a guilty smile. Kurt groaned again and buried his head in Mercedes' shoulder.
-about halfway through glee-
"Alright, the hell is going on here?" Santana yelled. They had been debating over what song to do, and Kurt and Puck and been motioning and mouthing to each other the while time. Every time someone said something they denied it, but it was pretty obvious.
Everyone turned to Kurt, knowing he'd be the one to crack first. He pretended not to notice.
Kurt is many things, but an actor he is not.
"Eh… Okay fine! W-" He was cut off by Puck's hand over his mouth. Puck suddenly started laughing.
"Did you seriously just try to lick my hand?" Kurt scowled as Puck released him.
"I'm not creative, okay?"
"Y- Never mind." Kurt slapped him on the arm.
"Perv."
Puck stuck his tongue out at him.
"And I'm immature. Sure. Whatever."
"Uh, hate to break it to ya," Santana spoke up again. "But we're still here."
Mr. Shue simply watched awkwardly, feeling bad for the boys. He already knew what was going on. He had been the one that had caught them making out in the janitor's closet.
Shudder.
"I have an idea." Will found himself saying before he could stop himself. "Tell them in a song." Kurt grinned.
"I have the perfect one."
-Da next day-
"Are you sure about this?" Finn asked Puck and Kurt. Tina and Artie were already on the stage.
The two boys looked at each other.
"Yes." They said in unison.
The threesome (LOL) walked out onto the stage, Kurt and Puck up front, Tina, Artie, and Finn in the back. The music started and everyone was either about to die from shock or die laughing.
It was Something There from Beauty and The Beast.
Kurt: There's something sweet
And almost kind
But he was mean and he was coarse and unrefined
And now he's dear
And so I'm sure
I wonder why I didn't see it there before-Kurt tilted his head like he was confused, hand under his chin.
Puck: She glanced this way
I thought I saw
And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw
No it can't be
I'll just ignore
But then she's never looked at me that way before- Puck drew his eyebrows together and finally turned to Kurt, who looked away, which resulted in Puck looking the other way as well.
Kurt: New and a bit alarming-Kurt wrapped his arms around himself as he walked toward the other side of the stage, where Puck was.
who'd have ever thought that this could be?-Puck took Kurt's hand and twirled him around.
True that he's no Prince Charming –Kurt laughed these lines, and the Gleeks laughed in agreement. Puck rolled his eyes.
But there's something in him that I simply didn't see- He did not laugh this.
Finn: Well, who'd have thought?-Finn stepped into the light.
Tina: Well, bless my soul- Tina stepped out as well.
Artie: Well, who'd have known?-Artie gave his wheels one shove to push him into the light as well.
Tina: Well, who indeed?-A step closer
Finn: And who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?-Steps closer
Tina: It's so peculiar. Wait and see-Steps closer once at both lines
Finn and Artie: We'll wait and see –They tilt their heads, curious, as Puck and Kurt dance.
All three: A few days more
there may be something there that wasn't there before-The three turn to each other and sing to these lines in a huddle, as if plotting
Artie: You know, perhaps there's something there that wasn't
there before –wheels out of the circle before he sings this, watching the duo again.
Tina: There may be something there that wasn't there before –stepping out to the front of the stage, hands on her hips, before giving a satisfied nod and starting to dance with Artie
The song ended as Puck twirled Kurt a final time, and released him to spin out into the middle of the stage and end the song with a bow.
And the crowd of Gleeks was too stunned to clap.
FIN
"Hey, look, Finn! It's your name!"
"It means finished, Brit, its spelt differently."
"Oh."
"Dumbass."
*Slapped*
"OW!"