Why is it always me???
By: TQL, The Quiet ListenerTQL: Just to let you know, here will be some people in this fic who you don't know. Let me confirm this. They are REAL people from REAL life. I did NOT make them up. I actually know these people. Here are their names: Shana (Me), Alyssa (Friend of mine), Melanie (Friend), Yvonne (Friend), Faranak(Friend), and Alex Zha. Notice I do not conceal his identity. It's because I'm not particularly fond of him. He's ok, I guess. He will be bothersome, but generally nice in this fic. He is not, I repeat NOT as nice in real life. Well, maybe he is, but I wouldn't know cuz all we ever do is argue. Please note that the point of view constantly changes. That is all. Now then, I don't own Naruto, please read on.
ProfilesName: Shana (Me)Eye color: Brown Gender: Female
Hair color: A dark brown, so dark it almost looks black. It's long and goes 3/4 down her back.
Always wears a headband to keep hair out of face. Other: She baby-sits and takes archery. She watches Naruto.
Name: AlyssaEye color: BrownGender: Female
Hair Color: Black. It goes a couple of inches below her shoulders and she wears glasses.
Major Sasuke-fangirl. Other: She takes Kendo. She's very skilled with a sword.
Name: MelanieEye color: BrownGender: Female
Hair Color: Black. It's just a bit longer than Alyssa's hair.
She loves dogs and monkeys. Other: She takes Kickboxing.
Name: YvonneEye color: BrownGender: Female
Hair Color: Brown, not very dark. Goes half way down her back.
She's very calm and collected. Other: She takes gymnastics.
Name: Faranak Eye color: You guessed it, brown.Gender: Female
Hair Color: Black. It reaches just above her shoulders.
She's very observant and sarcastic. Other: She takes Tai Kwan Do.
Name: Alex Zha Eye color: You know what is.Gender: Male
Hair Color: Black. Short, sorta spiked at the top.
He wears glasses and likes to watch Naruto. Other: He takes Karate.
Ok. My story begins. This is the beginning.
My parents decided to take a second honeymoon. I remember it as if it was yesterday. Actually, it was yesterday.
Flashback"Shana, we've decided to take a second honeymoon to Timbuktu in honor of being married for fourteen years." Smiled my mother.
"So be responsible while we're gone. You'll have the whole house to yourself, but don't get carried away. No parties with boys or alcohol. You may continue with your baby-sitting, but don't waste the money you earn, got it?" My dad lectured. I nodded.
"Don't worry about it." I replied, "Since when do you know me to do crazy things like that?" My parents looked to each other for a moment. My mother sighed.
"You're right." She said, putting her hand on my shoulder, "You are a responsible young lady and we trust you." She kissed my forehead. "Goodbye sweetie! See you in 2 months!" My mouth dropped open. Two. Whole. Months. Yes! That rocks!
"So long." Said my dad as he closed the car door. I watched them drive away, a big grin on my face.
End Flashback
So, here I was. Enjoying a beautiful day in the park with four of my closest friends: Alyssa, Melanie, Faranak, and Yvonne. We were just hanging out and talking, enjoying the summer. I, was in a bit of an argument with Alyssa, or as I call her, the Sasuke-fangirl."Sasuke is so cool and awesome!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah right! C'mon Alyssa what do you see in him? He's a total jerk!" I replied. (I apologize to any Sasuke-lovers, but this was an ACTUAL argument I had with her! But really, what's so great about him?)
"He is not!" she retorted.
"Okay. Tell me three things you like about him without using the words cool, awesome, and great." I crossed my arms.
"Ok…" she said, thinking a moment, "How 'bout he's cool. With a K."
"ALYSSA!" I exclaimed, "I honestly don't know what you see in him!" I rolled my eyes. Alex Zha walked by.
"Heh, you guys are so stupid." He said. I stood up.
"I don't see you getting any smarter!" I replied.
"Would you be able to notice? You're so stupid!" Alex said. Yvonne sighed.
"All they ever do is argue…" Melanie shook her head.
"They'll never learn." Said Faranak.
"It gets annoying after a while doesn't it? How they can go on non-stop like that?" noted Alyssa.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT!" I yelled, Alex and I were yelling at the top of our lungs, clearly making a scene. It was moments like these that my friends denied knowing me.
"YOU'RE NOT SO GREAT EITHER, YA KNOW!" He yelled back.
"LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW!" I shot back.
"YOU DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER, EITHER!" He challenged. He ended up trudging away to the other side of the park, fuming.
"What a loser…" I muttered under my breath. My friends rolled their eyes.
(Normal POV begins)
"C'mon Shana. All you ever do is fight with him." Reasoned Melanie.
"I bet neither of you remembers what even started all this fighting." Said Yvonne. Shana crossed her arms.
"Whose side are you guys on?" She asked.
"We're not on any side." Said Alyssa.
"We just think that all that fighting you do with him is pointless." Said Faranak.
"Hmph." Shana replied. "Fine. I can't let him ruin my day." Her face brightened, "I'm gonna enjoy this sweet valuable time I have!"
"That's more like it!" said Melanie. They all smiled.
In the Naruto world…Hinata, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru and Sasuke were training together. (Yes, I know I'm picky with the characters I use.) Hinata was practicing her Byakugaan while the guys were having matches with each other. Shikamaru vs. Kiba and Sasuke vs. Naruto. Naruto was mostly goofing off, and Sasuke was sharpening his Sharingan. Shikamaru wasn't really doing anything, he'd rather take a nap. Kiba was giving Akamaru some water.
"Naruto!" exclaimed Sasuke, "Get serious and actually train, you moron!" Naruto stuck out his tongue and decided it'd be fun just to have his clones everywhere making funny faces.
"What a drag." Complained Shikamaru, as one of the Naruto clones had woken him from a nap. Akamaru startled growling.
"What is it, boy?" asked Kiba. Suddenly, Sasuke disappeared. Then, Hinata and Shikamaru. Finally, Naruto, Kiba and Akamaru disappeared. They appeared in the park in the real world. Hinata, having landed first, quickly got out of they way as the others dropped in from nowhere and landed in a big doggy-pile. Naruto was at the bottom, then Sasuke, Shikamaru and Kiba. They groaned as they got up.
"Where are we?" asked a frustrated Naruto. The rest shrugged. Gasps were heard and the group turned to look behind them. There, were 5 girls staring at them with surprised looks.
"Who are you?" asked Kiba, they all quickly got into fighting stances. A girl quickly spoke up.
"No! We're not here to fight! Umm… We don't how you got here, but you're Kiba, right?" That girl was Alyssa.
"How do you know my name?" he asked warily. Another girl stepped up.
"You wouldn't believe us if we told you. We know all of your names. Well, at least those two do. This girl was Melanie. She had gestured toward Shana and Alyssa. Shana stepped up.
"Wow. I can't believe the Naruto characters are here!" She saw Hinata and ran up to her. "You're my favorite! Wanna be friends?" she asked, smiling. Hinata, who was surprised by the sudden contact, just nodded. "Great!" She dragged Hinata to where her friends were sitting. "This is Melanie," she pointed to her, "And this is-"
"Shana!" exclaimed Yvonne.
"What? I won't forget you!" she replied.
"No! I meant, what are we gonna do about the others?!?!" she hissed. Shana turned around.
"Oh. Forgot about that." She replied. Naruto fumed. He couldn't stand being ignored.
"Hey! I bet you don't know who I am!" he challenged. Alyssa rolled her eyes.
"You're Naruto Uzamaki." She said flatly.
"You're always yelling that everywhere, it's kinda hard to forget." Said Shana. Naruto scratched the back of his head. They slowly got out of their fighting stances and sat down. Sasuke leaned against the tree.
"Omigosh! It's Sasuke Uchiha!" exclaimed Alyssa.
"Yes. We've established that, Alyssa." Said Shana, dragging her away from him. Everyone sat on the grass while Sasuke leaned against the tree. "Ok. We'll introduce ourselves and then you, k?" They nodded. Melanie went first.
"Hi. I'm Melanie." She said.
"Faranak." She stated simply.
"I'm Yvonne." she replied.
"Hi! I'm Alyssa!" she exclaimed, clearly happy that they were there.
"My turn." Said Shana, "I'm Shana. Now you guys go." Kiba went first.
"Hi. I'm Kiba, and this is my dog Akamaru." Akamaru climbed out of Kiba's jacket and walked to Melanie.
"Aww… I love dogs!" smiled Melanie. Kiba smiled back.
"Someone else likes doggies too." Shana nudged Faranak, causing her to blush.(Sorry! Inside joke! )
"I'm Hinata Hyuuga." Said Hinata, looking at the ground. Shana's eyes went wide.
"YAY! You didn't stutter!" She glomped Hinata.
"I am Naruto Uzamaki and I'm gonna be the next Hokage!" Naruto struck a pose.
"Pipe down, Naruto." Complained, Shikamaru, "Oh. I'm Shikamaru." Everyone turned to Sasuke. He looked down at them.
"Hn." He said, "I am Sasuke Uchiha."
"Hmph. Not as cool as everyone thinks he is, but just as obnoxious…" Shana muttered under her breath.
"Is there something you would like to say to my face?" asked Sasuke.
"Nothing the whole world doesn't already know." She replied with a smirk.
"And what is that supposed to mean?" he cocked an eyebrow, otherwise, to everyone else, utter shock. She was the first person to ever speak to him this way.
"What do you think it means?" she replied with a sly smile. Faranak cut in.
"Honestly, Shana. You can just about argue with anyone, can't you?" Shana grinned.
"You bet'cha!" she replied. Faranak rolled her eyes.
"Sheesh. You'd think that you'd come with an off-switch." That was Faranak for you. Sarcastic as always.
"Hey!" interrupted Kiba, "I just realized. We don't know how to get back. We're gonna need a place to stay." Everyone thought a moment.
(Shana's POV begins)
Everyone was thinking hard. All of a sudden, my friends pointed to me.
"They're staying at your house." They said in unison.
"What?!?!" I exclaimed, "Why is it always me???"
"You've got a big house and our parents wouldn't let us!" explained Yvonne.
"What are mine gonna say?" I asked, frustrated.
"They're not home." Said Alyssa. I sighed.
"Fine. I'll take the pervert in." I was defeated.
"Which one of us is the pervert!?!?" asked Shikamaru, Naruto, and Kiba together.
"Sasuke, of course." I replied. They breathed a sigh of relief, but Sasuke was silently fuming. My friends had to go and I was left with the Naruto characters.
(Shana's POV ends)
"So… we going to your house or what?" asked Naruto.
"Just follow me." She said grudgingly. Shana happily chatted away with Hinata. The males were walking at least three feet behind, discussing what they thought of Shana.
"She seems nice enough to me." Said Kiba. Naruto nodded.
"If you ask me, she's a nut." Said Sasuke. All of a sudden, Shana had turned around with a giant mallet she had gotten from nowhere and hit Sasuke on the head. He didn't expect it, so he couldn't dodge. By the time they got to Shana's house, there were several bumps on his head. She led them all into he living room where they sat on couches.
"Ok. You're living under my roof, which means my rules. First of all, hand over all you shuriken, kunai knives and kitana." She held out a bag as they grumbled, putting the weapons in. "Secondly, you cannot perform any kind of jutsu without my permission. My room is off-limits and so is the kitchen. There will be three meals a day and only that. So Naruto, you can't raid my fridge. Lastly, every Wednesday, I have archery classes from 2:00-4:00 P.M. I also have a baby-sitting job. Under no circumstances are any of you, except Hinata, allowed to touch the babies." They nodded.
"Why don't you trust us?" asked Naruto.
"Because Hinata is kind, gentle and very smart. I'm sorry to say that she is the only one among you all that I completely trust. Actually, Kiba, you're ok. But I'm watching you three." She looked at Shikamaru, Sasuke and Naruto. She then led them to the may guest rooms in the house where they would be sleeping. She made dinner, which they gladly ate and finally told them all to go to sleep and quit playing games on her cell phone. (Just like a mother, eh?) When she was done, she collapsed onto her bed thinking, "Why is it always me?!?!?!"
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