Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama or Zombieland. They belong to their respective creators. I only own the concept of this story.

Authors Note: This is told mainly through Noah's P.O.V. If the P.O.V. is any other character, it will be mentioned early on. I'm debating on if this should be in the T or M category. It's currently in the T category because of nothing to major. If anything, it would be rated M for violence and maybe a couple other things. Let me know your opinion in either a review or in the poll on my profile.

My name is Noah. Just Noah. I don't have a last name. At least not anymore. Nobody has a last name anymore. There's no need to have a last name. There are so few people left that if by chance you came across somebody with the same name, you would just call one of them something different. I should stop now; I'm getting ahead of myself. Right now a few of my friends and I are on top of a warehouse, shooting at undead freaks. In other words, zombies.

How did this happen, the uninformed may ask. Well, about two weeks ago, some random fat ass somewhere in Canada had one too many Big Macs. He ate a burger that contained a rare strain of Mad Cow Disease. I don't know how, but it turned him into a zombie. That's why McDonalds sickens me. I like hamburgers, don't get me wrong, but a restaurant actually serves burgers that could have been contaminated in any number of ways? It's a miracle for them that they are still in business. Well, outside of Canada, at least. A day or two after patient zero, as it came to be called, became a zombie, the Prime Minister contacted the president of the United States and now the US army has border guards, not about to let a zombie enter their country. So now Canada is nothing but zombies, abandoned cities, and a handful of survivors.

Before I get any further, let me set the record straight. These aren't stereotypical zombies that shamble around and hunger for brains. These zombies just hunger for humans and they can run fast as hell. This leads to my first rule to surviving the apocalypse, one has to have decent cardio. It's a miracle I'm still alive, considering my crappy cardio. Granted, I have gotten faster and a little more stamina after this whole thing started, but running and I still don't mix. It also makes me worry for my "chubby buddy" Owen. He is one of the happiest people I know, and a good friend. On the other hand, he can't run. At all. Unless you get between him and food, he has the running speed of maybe two or three miles an hour. Those of us that have survived, we're trying to get used to the American measuring system. After we find as many survivors as possible, the plan is to escape to America, where they promised to let any refugee live. Some of the others hope their families made it, but not me. I honestly don't love my family that much. If my parents survived, that's fine. I'm banking on at least a couple of my eight siblings not making it. The less that survived the better, that way my parents would pay more attention to me, should my parents live and if I find them. Selfish you may think, but growing up, I didn't feel that much love. If I'm one of two or three siblings that make it through, then maybe my parents will pay attention to me.

I digress; my second rule to living through this hell is the "Double Tap" rule. There are some people who will shoot a zombie, believe it to be dead, and ignore it. Sometimes zombies that are shot in the chest will get back up, not dead, or as dead as a dead zombie can get. I know someone who can overlook this fact. Her name is Courtney. When she sets her mind to something, she does it. That means nothing if she doesn't make sure the zombies are fully dead. Luckily for her, she's in a group so she's got some others to watch her back. Anyways, how do I know there are so many survivors? Well, my story of survival begins about a day before the outbreak began.

A little over two weeks ago…

My boat was just getting about to reach Camp Wawanakwa, a run down summer camp on a secluded island somewhere in Muskoka, Canada. This island hadn't actually been a summer camp in years. Besides this weekend, the last thing the island had been used for was a reality show called Total Drama Island. There was a reunion that the arrogant, self-absorbed, sadistic host, Chris McLean, had invited us to. He said it was going to be all expenses paid and actual five star service, which probably meant we were actually going to the Playa des Losers, a five star resort owned by Chris that was the destination of the losers after being eliminated from the competition. Chris felt like he owed us, the contestants that made him a star. You see, there was a fourth season of Total Drama, with twelve new contestants. The season had sucked ass. So he invited the 24 contestants that made him a star to the reunion.

As the island came into view, I was amazed. The old run down cabins and dilapidated mess hall had been replaced with a small resort. It appeared similar to the Playa des Losers, just a little smaller. My boat came up to the dock, the boards still a light brown color. Apparently the dock had been replaced for the fourth season, as the boards appeared to have a little wear and tear to them. I grabbed my suitcase and emerged from my cabin, walking to the ramp and exiting to the dock.

Chris, who was now about 35, if I had to guess, was wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt, grey shorts, sandals and a lei. I don't know why he looked like he was just in Hawaii; after all I thought he was banned from the state after the Total Drama World Tour finale. One thing struck me as odd though, was that his hair lacked the usual shine it had, implying that he cut back on the amount of hair gel he used this morning. I guess he only makes himself "pretty" for the camera.

Anyways, as I walked towards him he said, "Noah, great to have you here. Everyone else is at the Wawanakwa resort."

I rolled my eyes and said, "I should have figured that was the name. Who else isn't here?"

Chris looked at his attendance sheet and said, "From the looks of it, Katie, Sadie, and Ezekiel."

I nodded and said, "All right, I assume once everyone arrives you will come to the resort."

Chris shrugged and said, "It depends on when the others get here. If they don't arrive until later, then I will probably show up after lunch."

I simply nodded again and walked off. As I walked to the large resort, I thought about what I was going to say to the others. I figured I was going to avoid Justin and Alejandro. Truth be told, I can't stand those two. I can't stand Heather too much either, but since season 3 she was a little more tolerable. I really couldn't wait to see my friends. I hadn't seen any of them since the World Tour finale so I knew I was going to spend a lot of time talking to Izzy, Owen, Cody, Eva, and Tyler. Actually, I probably won't talk too much with Tyler, since he voted against me. I'll have to see, because I think he changed after learning Alejandro was evil. My thoughts soon changed as I thought about who wasn't here yet. I don't care too much for Ezekiel, but as unlikely as it seems, I want to talk to Katie and Sadie. They were my first real friends on the show, who were girls that is. They didn't think any different of me because of my sarcasm and actually helped me use it a bit less.

I soon came to the front door and pushed it open. Chef Hatchet was sitting on the couch watching something on TV. I think it was that American show Deadliest Warrior, but I wasn't sure. Surprisingly, he looked happy and unlike his normally mean persona. Anyways, he noticed I came in and he said, "Okay, egghead, your room is 505. Take the elevator to the fifth floor, here's your key. Dining hall is on the second floor, overlooking the water. Pool is on this floor, in that direction." As he said this, he pointed towards the woods, indicating the pool room doesn't have the best view. Chef was still talking, saying, "The game room is on the second floor, opposite the side of the building where the elevator is situated. There's a small lounge on the three floors with rooms, another by the pool and a third right here. There's signs telling you where the other amenities are and if you ever want directions look for one of the interns. I think about a dozen managed to live to the end of their contracts. Anyways, have fun." He turned back to the television in front of him.

I went to the elevator and pressed the button. While I waited, Trent walked up with a towel around his neck. He was carrying his shirt and his hair was wet. When he stopped he said, "Hey Noah. You just get here?"

I nodded and said, "Yeah, I would've been here earlier if I didn't stop at GameStop on the way to pick up a game."

Trent nodded and said, "That's cool. We all gotta do something on the boat ride here." The elevator stopped and the doors opened. There was nobody inside and the two of us walked in. I pressed the '5' button and Trent pressed the '4' button. He then explained, "It was pretty weird, I was the ninth one to arrive. I know that's my lucky number, but I'm not so obsessive over it."

I simply said, "Yeah, if any good came out of this show it's that it helped us deal with our little problems. I, for example, am not nearly as sarcastic as I once was."

The elevator stopped at the fourth floor and Trent said, "Yeah, I know. Here's my stop, I guess I'll see you around."

I simply replied, "Probably." The elevator then went to the top floor of the resort and the doors opened. I walked down the hall until I found room 505. I put my stuff down to take the key out of my pocket when the door to room 504 opened.

Eva, one of my few friends, walked out in a one-piece bathing suit. She closed her door, made sure it was locked, and then turned around and noticed me. She smiled slightly, a rare occurrence for her, and said, "Hey Noah, how's life been treating you?"

I smiled as well and said, "It's been good. I am actually looking forward to this weekend. Are you going to the pool?"

She chuckled slightly and said, "Yeah, I am. It's funny how you asked such a sill question."

I shrugged and said, "It was more for the formality of it then anything. Why are you swimming, I figured you would be in the exercise room, assuming there is one."

She said, "I think there's one by the pool, but I'm into conditioning now. I was recommended for my high school's varsity swimming team. I've got to practice at least a half hour every day, knowing me, probably more."

I chuckled, "That's true. I think I'm going to get my stuff settled and then come down to the pool."

Eva faintly smiled again and said, "Okay. I'll talk to you later." She then walked down the hall to the elevator.

I opened my door and walked inside to see a simple queen size bed, a flat screen TV, a computer, a work desk, my own bathroom, a closet, a dresser, and a small loveseat. For a single room, this was pretty nice. I opened my suitcase and placed the clothes I had in the dresser. I took my books and my Nintendo DS and placed them on the desk. The only reason I have a DS is because there's so much crap on the PSP that I could get more value with a DS. Anyways, I removed the rest of my stuff from my suitcase and I changed into my swimsuit. I left my shirt on, grabbed a towel and a book, and I exited my room.

I locked the door and was about to head to the elevator when I heard, "Like, Sadie, that elevator was so nice!"

Another voice said, "I know Katie, and Bridgette was like so nice when we got in!"

The first voice responded, "Yeah, I know Sadie, Well, c'mon lets go to our rooms so we can go to the pool and see all our friends!" The two both made an odd squealing noise that anyone on the show came to tolerate.

When they came around the corner, both Katie and Sadie rushed forward. Sadie arrived at me first and hugged me. I'm not as mean as I once was, but Sadie still needed to lose a little bit of weight. On the plus side, she seemed a bit thinner than when I last saw her. She said, "OMG Noah! It's like, so great to see you again."

She let go and Katie, the thinner of the two, hugged me. She hadn't changed much except for the fact that puberty treated her well, as her breasts seemed to be at least a bra size larger than when I saw her last and her butt appeared even firmer. Not that I'm complaining, seeing how Katie is one of the only girls I could feasibly envision myself with. I guess it all started back during Total Drama Island, the first season, when she was separated from Sadie, her best friend, I helped comfort her. She was my third friend from the show overall, after Owen and Cody. Katie's hug was gentle, almost like the one that a girl gives to her boyfriend. It was a little awkward for me though because I could feel her chest through her tight-fitting shirt. She broke the hug and looked at me, smiling, and said, "Noah, it's so good to see you again. I've missed you."

I smiled at her and said, "I missed you too. I was about to go down to the pool, would you two be interested in joining me once you get your stuff into your rooms?"

Sadie smiled and said, "I would so like to do that."

Katie agreed, saying, "Yeah me too. See you down there Noah." She winked following her statement.

I smiled and waved to my two friends and I headed for the elevator. I pressed the button and the doors opened. I entered the elevator, pressed the one button, and waited before the doors closed. Right before they did, one of my least favorite voices called out, "Hold the door!"

I rolled my eyes and kept the door open despite the person wishing to enter. The once-silent model, Justin, entered the elevator. He noticed me as the elevator proceeded to descend and groaned, "Great, it's Noah. I'm guessing you haven't been doing anything good with your life."

I rolled my eyes and said, "Well, I'm on my way to majoring in literature. What have you been up to?"

Justin looked taken aback and said, "You're actually wondering?"

I nodded and said, "Yes, I've resolved since the end of the third season to be nicer."

Justin shrugged and said, "Well, I've been modeling, same old, same old."

The door opened at the first floor and I headed to the pool. I think I noticed Justin heading to the front desk to charm the female intern working there. I thought to myself, "Same old is right with you." I entered the pool area and saw several things. First of all, the pool room was huge. There was an Olympic sized pool, a hot tub, and a small wave pool, the type that lets you surf fake waves. Not surprisingly, I saw Bridgette on the wave pool. I also saw in the main pool that Eva was swimming laps and Gwen, Cody, Sierra, DJ, Leshawna, and Harold sitting on the side of the pool, talking. As much as I hate him, I noticed Alejandro was in the hot tub. It's probably some type of physical therapy for him since he was burned by lava back in Hawaii. Duncan was watching Gwen while he sat in a lounge chair. Geoff was cheering on Bridgette, no surprise there. Owen was not present, and neither was Izzy. If I had to guess, they were in one of their rooms, or in the dining hall. Tyler and Lindsay were also absent, probably sucking face in one of their rooms. Beth was not present, so she was either in her room, or walking in the forest, she always liked it there. Heather was lying on a lounge chair by the large bay window, probably trying to get a tan. Yeah, good luck. I couldn't see Courtney anywhere, which is fine by me; she became too bitchy during season 3.

Anyways, I entered and found a lounge chair close to where most of the people I could tolerate were. The best part of my seat is that I could see whenever someone came in, and it was just outside the splash zone. I picked up the current book I was reading, and was about to open it when Cody walked over and extended his hand for a handshake. I accepted and we then shared a fist bump. Cody happily asked, "Noah, what's up?"

I smiled, glad to be around one of my friends, and said, "Not much. How's life been treating you?"

He shrugged and said, "Well, Sierra became a lot less stalker-like and we actually hooked up a couple weeks ago."

I smiled and said, "Good for you Cody. I hope the two of you are very happy."

Cody nodded and said, "Yeah, well she's definitely a lot less creepy. So how are things with Katie?"

I blushed and said, "What are you talking about? I just saw her a couple minutes ago for the first time since our contracts expired."

Cody smirked and said, "That may be true, but I know you like her."

I stuck my face into my book and quietly said, "So what?"

Cody looked shocked and said, "So what! Dude, you need to ask her out before someone like Trent or Justin does."

I looked at him and said, "You don't understand Cody. Katie's changed."

Cody looked confused and said, "What do you mean, changed?"

I heard the doors to the pool area open and looked to see Katie and Sadie enter. I muttered, "See for yourself."

Katie and Sadie were both wearing pink two-piece bathing suits. Sadie's hadn't changed since TDI, but Katie's was much different in terms of size. Her top was roughly the same surface area, but since her breasts were larger, her top exposed more of her cleavage. The bottom part of her bikini seemed to be shorter than before, but not quite as short as a thong. It still managed to curve her tight ass and expose a little skin near her crotch in such a way that my face turned a deep red, deeper than it had ever become before. A couple of the other competitors welcomed the two when they came in, relatively few guys staring at Katie, which surprised me. Then again, Geoff and Duncan were too busy staring at their bikini-clad girlfriends to notice Katie. Cody greeted the two, but was considerate enough not to stare at Katie. He really is a good friend. Harold and DJ stared at Katie for a moment before Cody pointed at me while the two girls weren't looking. They seemed to get the message that I wanted a chance with Katie. Alejandro looked over and noticed my blushing at Katie, so he exited the hot tub and walked over to the two girls. He immediately turned on his charm.

Before he said a single word, Heather looked over and saw Alejandro giving Katie and Sadie "his look", so she got up, walked over to Alejandro and pushed him into the pool. A few people laughed at his expense and a few others applauded Heather. When he finally surfaced, he said, "Chica, what was that for?"

Heather looked angry and said, "If you want a chance with me, then you have to stop gawking at every girl you feel like flirting with." With that, Heather walked over to her chair, gathered her things, and left the pool area.

Alejandro climbed out of the pool, grabbed his things, and followed her, saying, "But Heather, my sweet."

The door closed after that so nobody could hear him. Everyone cheered, including Eva, who emerged from the pool so she could take a quick break. After that, everyone stopped what they were doing momentarily and sat in a circle so that they could catch up. Apparently, some people changed drastically since the end of World Tour. Duncan for example, despite looking the same, actually isn't in prison and he works for a concert venue, helping set up for heavy metal concerts. Something less shocking was that Sierra became a tabloid reporter since the end of Total Drama. Let's just say I saw that one coming. Harold created his own style of martial arts and has a location where he teaches classes in Toronto. It's something that wasn't too far off from what I would have guessed. I tried paying as much attention to the others as I could, but I couldn't stop thinking about Katie. Now, ever since she was eliminated, I had a bit of a crush on her. As we became better friends, I had conflicting emotions. I couldn't determine if I should just stay friends or if I should try to take it to the next level. After seeing how beautiful she's become in the year since I last saw her, I now know that I have to try to further our relationship. I just don't know how.

Several hours later, dinner time

All 24 of us were gathered in the dining hall. It was pretty fancy, with the crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling. One thing I noticed was that there were only four tables, each with six seats. It's as if Chris only planned for a limited number of people. Sitting at my table were myself, Katie, Sadie, Owen, Izzy, and Eva. At a second table sat Duncan, Gwen, Geoff, Bridgette, Tyler, and Lindsay. The third full table had Harold, Leshawna, DJ, Trent, Beth, and Ezekiel, who had arrived a few hours ago. The final table had Alejandro, Heather, Justin, and Courtney. Sucks for them, because I believe that Chris and Chef sit at the final two seats at that table. It's funny; everyone who was considered antagonistic was at one table.

Anyways, Chris and Chef entered and took their seats at their table. Chris raised his glass and said, "This weekend is for you guys. If it weren't for you, I'd be some washed-up has-been, so relax, have fun, and actually, that's it."

All of the contestants said various types of grateful responses, myself included. Dinner, which was prepared by the interns, thank God, was a delicious buffet. Man, Chris pulled out all the stops. There was typical food, Pizza, Hamburgers, Chicken, but there was also much more extravagant food, like some type of lasagna made with rare European cheese, Shrimp Scampi, and even lobster. I can only speak for myself, but I think everyone happened to enjoy the dinner.

After dinner concluded, the ex-campers scattered around the resort. I ended up going to the 5th floor lounge, which is also where Cody, Owen, Izzy, Katie and Sadie went. I sat next to Katie, thinking over my next move carefully. At about 9, Owen and Izzy excused themselves to their rooms. A few minutes later, Cody left to look at the game room. I told him I would join him momentarily. Sadie and Katie got up to leave as well, but I made eye contact with Katie. She seemed to understand me as she told Sadie she would catch up in a minute. Sadie left and Katie resumed sitting on the couch.

She looked over at me and said, "There was something you wanted to tell me?"

I looked at her and said, "How could you tell?"

She laughed and said, "Girls know these things. First you pay more attention to me than usual, which could just be my body, and then you look me in the eyes as I'm about to leave. I know you want to tell me something."

I looked at my feet for a moment before looking into her eyes and I said, "Well, you are beautiful, if that's what you mean by your body earning my attention."

She blushed and giggled and said, "Stop flattering me."

I smirked and said, "But it's true. Anyways, I wanted to ask, would you like to take a walk around the island with me tomorrow?"

Katie giggled again and said, "Is this a date?"

I replied, "Do you want it to be?"

She looked at me and said, "I might, I might not. Anyways, sure I'd like to go on a walk with you. How about after breakfast?"

I smiled and said, "Sounds great."

Katie got up and brushed her shirt before saying, "Well, I'm going to bed. Goodnight Noah." She leaned forward and kissed me on the cheek. When she leaned in, I could somewhat see into her shirt and see her breasts, but I'm unaware as to if she picked up on that.

I somehow managed to reply, "Goodnight Katie." When she went to leave, she dropped her phone on the ground, and bent over to pick it up. While she did this, I got a pretty nice view of her ass. I don't know if was doing these things on purpose or not, but I was struggling to keep my hormones under control. When she left, I walked to my room, sending a text to Cody as to why I wasn't joining him at the game room. I entered my room, fell onto my bed, and tried to think straight after what had happened. All I knew was that tomorrow was going to be an interesting day.