A/N: So this plot came to me in a dream. I was Rachel Berry and engaged to a man that looked a lot like Ryan Reynolds. However, people kept professing their love for me and begging me not to get married. I won't give away too many details but this plot centers around my dream and real life events that have happened.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, if I did Mark Salling would be shirtless in every scene.
Rachel Berry exited her limo and was instantly bombarded by photographers, paparazzi, and the screams of her adoring fans. While her huge two bodyguards, Flex and Bubba tried to escort her into the building as quickly as her stiletto clad feet would take her, Rachel swiftly waved them off and greeted the fans that were posted closest to her. She took a few pictures with the crowd and signed as many autographs as she could before her manager whisked her away and reminded her of her imminent interview which she was still physically unprepared for.
Although Rachel Berry took excellent care of her skin, she still had to be subjected to the makeup team that was currently waiting for her inside her dressing room. While Drita worked her magic using a variety of NARS and Mac makeup products, her hairstylist Louise was currently working on a hairstyle that made her look like a twelve year old boy. Rachel gasped when she looked into the mirror. "Louise, why do I look like Bruno Mars?" Her hairstylist apologized profusely before quickly undoing the poof that graced the front of her head and began working on a much more uncomplicated hairstyle.
"I'm sorry if I can sometimes be a little demanding when it comes to my looks", Rachel's glam squad all scoffed at the same time as she continued, "but I don't think I need to remind you all about the importance of tonight's interview. Tonight the world will know what has been much speculated over these past few weeks that I am getting married next weekend. I need to look my best, we all know this interview will be replayed on every talk show and entertainment news".
An hour passed and Rachel Berry was finally impeccably styled from head to toe. In place of the ridiculous hairstyle she sported just a short time ago, her long hi-lighted chestnut colored hair was styled in loose waves that made her feel like one of those Kardashian girls. She had on a Gucci silver dress that accentuated her cleavage (it was a miracle what a padded push up bra and chicken cutlet looking inserts could do for a small chest) and 5 inch black Louboutins. Her lucky star patterned underwear that she only allowed herself to wear on special occasions were missing but other than that Rachel was completely satisfied with her appearance. She only wore diamond stud earrings because she didn't want to distract anyone's attention away from the massive custom made 6ct Cartier engagement ring that was currently housed on her left ring finger. Rachel Berry felt on top of the world, she knew there was nothing that could possibly go wrong, because all her dreams were falling into place.
Jay Leno introduced his guest to the sound of roaring applause, "We have here the mega talented Rachel Berry, at the age of 21 she was the youngest actress ever to win "Best Actress in a Leading Role" in the role of Roxie from the musical "Chicago". She's currently starring in the revival of "West Side Story" in the iconic role of Maria. Let's give her a warm welcome!"
"So I hear congratulations are in order Ms. Berry. You have just been nominated once again for a Tony award in the Best Actress category. You're starring in the upcoming release of "Wicked" in the lead role of Elphaba and the buzz is that your performance will earn you an Academy Award nomination for Best Actress. You won a Grammy earlier this year for the "Best Musical Show Album" for your vocals on the "West Side Story" soundtrack. And you also won an Emmy two years ago for your guest starring role on the hit show "Musical Misfits". If you win an Academy and for your role of Elphaba, you will be the youngest EGOT winner ever. Is there anything you can't do?"
Rachel Berry laughed and looked to the crowd, "Well I can't drive stick, and I'm terrible at Guitar Hero". The audience all laughed and Rachel Berry was beaming with pride.
Jay Leno turned to Rachel, "With all of your achievements, do you believe you were fated to accomplish everything you have?"
Rachel crossed her legs and adjusted the hem of her mini dress. "Most certainly not. I believe it was in my destiny to get to where I am today. This is something I've been working on since I was three months old. I am in control of my destiny and I pushed myself through my determination, dedication, and talent. Fate is something that controls you, it says you will end up where it wants you to. And I want my fans to know that you can make all of your dreams come true as long as you never falter in your journey to accomplish them"
Jay Leno smiled at Rachel, "So looking at that iceberg on your finger is it safe to say getting married is in your destiny?"
Rachel faced the cameras and smiled directly into them, "I am thrilled to announce that I am indeed getting married in the very near future to my amazing co-star and the leading man of my dreams".
The crowd erupted in cheers and applause, while images of the happy engaged couple appeared on screen. Most pictures were promotional shots from the musical "West Side Story", while other pictures showed them at numerous award ceremonies and red carpet events together.
"You heard it first ladies and gentlemen, Rachel Berry, America's Sweetheart, is about to be permanently off the market. Rachel, we have a little surprise for you", Jay Leno announced.
Rachel Berry was curious to see what surprise was in store for her. Looking around, her heart skipped 10 beats and the look of absolute horror and fear came across her face when she heard Jay Leno announce her "surprise".
"We have the creator of the most successful Rachel Berry fan website. He's here to present you with an early wedding present from your fans."
Just then Jacob Ben Israel appeared onstage with a bouquet of roses. Panic set in as Rachel Berry realized she had nowhere to run, she quickly climbed on her chair and began screaming "security" as Jacob got closer. When he was just two feet away from her, Bubba grabbed him by the collar of his shirt. Jacob ripped off the shirt and revealed the words "Will you marry me" written with body paint on his scrawny torso. Screaming "I love you!" and "We're soul mates Rachel Berry!" Jacob was dragged off the stage into the hands of the policemen waiting to arrest him.
The show cut to commercial in the middle of the Jacob Ben Israel fiasco. Unfortunately for Rachel, the show was live so half the country got to witness her worst nightmare.
When the show came back, Rachel Berry had already retreated back to her dressing room. Jay Leno issued a public apology to her. "I was completely unaware that Rachel Berry has an active restraining order against the maniac that just appeared on this stage. Rachel please accept my sincerest apologies. Congratulations on your engagement and upcoming nuptials. But if things don't work out with your fiancé, you can always give Jacob a call!"
Rachel had never felt as humiliated as she did right then. She was quickly gathering up her belongings and vowed never to set foot into this studio again when there was a knock at the door. Her assistant opened the door and revealed a massive police officer holding out her tiny star patterned underwear using his pointer and thumb. "I believe these belong to you. We found them in the pocket of Jacob Ben Israel's pants when we were frisking him for weapons. He's currently in custody. Because he violated the restraining order, he will he be placed behind bars immediately. Have a good night Ms. Berry."
Hours later when Rachel Berry was in the comfort of her penthouse apartment that overlooked Central Park, she decided to relax by taking a bubble bath in her luxurious bathtub since her fiancé was out of town. However the bath did little to alleviate her from the horrific memories that kept plaguing her mind since she saw him.
*seven years earlier*
Rachel Berry had been staying at the Crowne Plaza in Midtown because her apartment was currently under renovation. After finishing her evening performances as Roxie, she was looking forward to taking a quick shower and getting a full night's rest. As she slid her card into the door to her room, she couldn't help but feel a little uneasy. She instantly attributed it to her sixth sense warning her of impending doom. Reaching into her bag, she didn't open the door to her room until she had the can of pepper spray placed firmly in her hand. She slowly crept in the door and then quickly turned on the lights to her room.
Sprawled out in the center of Rachel's bed was Jacob Ben Israel dressed in nothing but a leopard thong. Rachel was taken aback at the crude sight lying before her. Jacob Ben Israel's Jew-fro seemed to have a matching companion that was currently peaking out of his leopard thong. Swallowing the vomit that threatened to meet the carpet she was currently standing on, she leapt like a ninja and sprayed Jacob Ben Israel's eyes with the pepper spray until her entire can was empty. She didn't even need to scream for help because Jacob's high pitched wail caused security to come rushing into her room. After the security guards subdued Jacob and held him in their custody, the police were called and Rachel had to recount the events that just happened prior to their arrival. They granted her an emergency restraining order against him and had the hotel switch her room to an entire different floor. The security guards that had come to her rescue introduced themselves as Bubba and Flex. They offered to patrol the hallway outside her room for the night and she happily accepted their offer.
Rachel splashed the bathwater on her face and tried to feel comforted knowing that Bubba and Flex were currently posted outside of her apartment for the night. After that dreadful night they patrolled her hallway for the rest of her stay at the hotel. She was grateful for their services and offered them a job as her personal security. They accepted her job offer and seven years later they were still working for her and once again saved her from that creep Jacob. Rachel grabbed a towel and wrapped it around herself. Once she got to her bedroom she quickly put on a pair of underwear and pajamas. Laying down on her king sized bed she told herself this was just one unfortunate event and nothing else would go wrong from today till her wedding day that was set to take place in one week at the Edison Ballroom. She wasn't going to let Jacob Ben Israel ruin the happiest time in her life.
However, Rachel Berry completely underestimated the power of fate, and forgot the basis of Murphy's Law that states "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Next up, someone else professes their love to Rachel Berry... hint a certain boy from the Glee club. Thoughts? Please Review!