Video Game Survivor Amazon Episode 1
Jeff: We are here in Brazil's Amazon where 20 players from Survivor and Video Games will be competing for 1 million dollars. They come from games such as Starfox, Mario, Mass Effect, and Left 4 Dead.
*A plane is seen as 20 survivors were stuffed in the cargo hold*
Jeff: Already they are sizing each other up.
Bill's Confession: I see a lot of younger people around me. But I also see Zombies. My main concern is Charger because I have no idea what he is going to do? He seems a little dumb.
Charger: Charger hates flying. Charger likes ground.
Legion's Confession: We are Geth. We are at a disadvantage since the organic species on my tribe hate Geth. We have done nothing wrong and hope we survive until the merge.
Mario's Confession: Mama Mia! I see the Bowser. He is going to kill me! I also see two lovely ladies. They are hot like the spicy meatball…is Peach going to see this?
Ami's Confession: I see two men on the tribe. If I can get the girls together we can oust them and have a good chance that a female can win Video Game Survivor.
Jeff: They will arrive at camp to find nothing but a pot and a machete. No food and no fire.
*The plane lands and the Survivors get out*
Jeff: Welcome, first things first each tribe will elect a leader. You will each be given a piece of paper to write down another tribe member's name. The leader's role will come into play later. Ok, Left 4 Dead Tribe.
*The five members of Left 4 Dead Tribe is seen. Bill who is an older guy with a short white beard and wearing a military uniform. Francis who is tall and muscular and wearing a leather jacket. Coach who is a middle aged Black man wearing a team jacket. Smoker who is a zombie and wearing a brown shirt and jeans with a deformity on one side of his head. Finally charger who is wearing coveralls and has one very huge arm.*
Smoker's Confession: *cough* I am probably the best bet for a leader here. Why you may ask? Because I rule! My tongue is longer than Gene Simmons's tongue and he's a lead signer of KISS.
Francis: I choose Bill
Bill: Francis
Coach: I choose the old guy in the military uniform.
Smoker: The guy with the big arm
Charger: Charger wants the old guy who Charger can crush.
Jeff: Bill you are the leader of Left 4 Dead Tribe.
Charger's Confession: Charger thinks old guy is leader. Charger doesn't trust other three.
Jeff: Mass Effect Tribe
*The five members of Mass Effect Tribe is Garrus a Turian former C-Sec (Security) officer who is wearing blue armor. Grunt a young Krogan, Jacob, a Human Cerberus Solider, Jack, a human female psychotic who is covered in tattoos. Finally, Legion a Geth who has a hole in his torso.*
Garrus: Jacob
Grunt: Jacob
Jacob: Garrus
Jack: I don't give a *beep* but Legion
Legion: After talking with my programs 738 of us decided that we want Jacob as a leader.
Jeff: Jacob you are the leader of Mass Effect Tribe.
Jacob's Confession: I was surprised that I was chosen as a leader. I thought Garrus would get it hands down. I mean I am from Cerberus which everyone here hates.
Jeff: Nintendo Tribe
*The five members of Nintendo Tribe are Mario from Mario Games, Krystal from Starfox who is wearing her Starfox Assault Uniform, Samus from Metroid who is wearing her Zero G uniform, Bowser from Mario, and Snake from Metal Gear Solid who is wearing his uniform.*
Mario: I choose Snake
Krystal: Samus
Bowser: Snake
Samus: Snake
Snake: Mario
Jeff: Snake you are the leader of Nintendo Tribe.
Snake: Awesome, I have my own squad.
Snake's Confession: At a time of war a Solider needs a squad. My squad are four misfits but they will do. I will toss them under the bus if I have to in order to win. Just like sacrificing your squad in order to win a battle.
Jeff: Finally Galu tribe.
*The tribe consists of former Survivors. Jenna M winner of Amazon, Amy from Guatemala, Bobby from Exile Island, Cao Boi from Cook Islands, and Ami from Vanuatu and Micronesia.*
Jenna: Ami with an I
Bobby: Cao Boi
Cao Boi: Jenna she won this game so I think she's the most qualified.
Ami: Jenna
Amy: Cao Boi
Jeff: We have a tie.
Cao Boi: Let Jenna have the leadership position.
Cao Boi's Confession: I did not want to be the leader. I know leaders have an instant target on their back. So if we lose we can vote out Jenna. Besides she won survivor already.
Jeff: Go off to your camps. Each leader will get a map. Good luck.
Left 4 Dead Tribe Day 1
Francis: Are you sure you know where you are going?
Bill: I am sure Francis. I got our team through much worse terrain.
Francis: Yeah through hordes of Zombies.
Smoker: Ah fun times. You humans taste good.
Francis: Shut up freak.
Coach: Calm down guys. We don't want to fight within the first five minutes.
Smoker's Confession: These humans are so easy to anger. I got Francis angry within the first five minutes. This should be fun.
Charger: Charger bored!
Francis: Damn it! It's been 10 minutes!
Bill: Well here is our Canoe.
*They get to a Canoe*
Bill: Our camp should be north of here. Straight north.
Charger: Charger hates boats.
*Charger charges into the water*
Francis: Well he's a goner.
Coach: First person dead in this game.
Bill: No time to waste we should get moving.
*At their camp minutes later Charger runs out of the river with a dozen piranhas attached to him*
Charger: Charger here. MMMM fishy
*Charger eats one of the fishes just as the tribe rows up*
Coach's Confession: Charger is one tough Zombie. I mean he made it to camp without a boat and brought food. Well about a dozen piranhas but with no fire we can't cook them.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 1
*The Tribe reached their canoe*
Garrus: Just a two mile row.
Jack: Great just *beep*ing great.
Jacob: Grunt and Legion you two are the strongest so you will do the rowing. Garrus you steer and Jack.
*Jack glares at him*
Jacob: Umm you are fine.
Garrus's Confession: Jacob is a pretty good leader so far. He's been giving out orders and who is best for what. Jack on the other hand hasn't done a thing to help us.
*Grunt and Legion row as Jack relaxes in the boat*
Grunt: I think of the oar as a sharp object going into an enemy. Take that!
Jacob: Ok, left at the next turn.
Garrus: Got it.
Jack: Just keep the water off the boat.
Jack's Confession: I don't give a *beep* what they think of me. If they vote me off so be it. I hate everyone here and they know it. It won't change my position if I help or not.
*The tribe gets to camp*
Jacob: Good job team.
Legion: You have done a satisfactory job leading.
Nintendo Tribe Day 1
Bowser: Mario you map reading skills suck.
Mario: I know where we are going.
Snake: Let me see the map. You are holding it upside down.
Mario: Mama Mia!
Browser: Enough with the Italian Accent you are so stereotypical.
Krystal: Leave Mario alone. He is trying.
Krystal's Confession: Snake and Bowser suddenly just ganged up on Mario. I hate people like that. So I defended him.
Snake: Because of Mario we are behind.
Bowser: Yeah
Mario: It was just a mistake.
Krystal: Listen you two just shut up or else you won't see me in a bikini.
Snake: We will shut up.
Bowser: Yeah
Bowser's Confession: Krystal in a bikini is a dream of mine other than Kidnapping Peach a million times.
Krystal: Hey Mario you interested in an alliance.
Mario: Sure
Krystal: Great
Mario's Confession: Krystal is a suck a nice Blue Vixen. Mama Mia I am in an alliance, the first one in the game. I believe I can trust her.
Mario: So why are you here?
Krystal: The money but I also want to disprove to people that I am not some nude pin up model. I will use my looks sometimes for keeping the peace and sometime strategy but I will not be involved in some perversion.
Mario: That is a smart idea.
Galu Tribe Day 1
Amy: Just a little bit farther until we reach the river.
Cao Boi: We have it guys! Wait, hold up.
*Cao Boi climbs a tree*
Cao Boi: I see the river!
Amy's Confession: Cao Boi is a bit annoying but he is hilarious. I mean he's an old Asian Guy but he has more energy than all of us here.
Cao Boi: Whoa! *Cao Boi falls out of the tree* Ow.
Bobby: Hehe nice fall dude.
Cao Boi: Thanks. I am ok.
Jenna: Don't hurt yourself.
Cao Boi's Confession: I maybe the oldest one here but I have a lot of energy. Plus I can cure headaches by getting rid of the bad chi. So I am pretty useful.
Ami: Thank god, the boat!
Bobby: Well let's get are asses in and let's head out.
Ami: Aren't you going to help us in?
Bobby: You don't need a man's help seeing you in your season. Amy maybe but not you or Jenna.
Ami's Confession: Bobby is the master of bad first impressions. He comes in and treats all the women like dirt. I do not care if you are strong, if you act rude you are gone.
Left 4 Dead Tribe Day 1
Bill: Ok guys we need to start building our shelter.
Coach: Where are we going to put it?
Bill: In that clearing right there.
Coach: Ok, that sounds like a good place.
Smoker: I really don't think that is a good place.
Bill: Where do you suggest?
Smoker: Somewhere else?
Coach: How about that clearing?
Smoker: Nope
Charger: Charger wants to vote on it!
Smoker: Hey we do it my way.
Francis: *Beep* that Bill is our leader so that means we listen to him.
Smoker's Confession: My plan on pissing the humans off is working. Soon they will be my puppets.
Camera Man: Umm not to interfere with the game but your strategy does not make sense.
Smoker: It does to me!
*The tribe starts to build the shelter*
Coach: Whew, this is tough.
Bill: Don't die on us now.
Coach: No, I am fine.
Coach's Confession: The heat here is unbearable, to make matters worse is that we have no fire to boil water so you get tired real fast out here. Not good for humans. It doesn't affect zombies that much though.
Bill: How are you doing Charger?
Charger: Charger doing great!
Bill: Great!
*Soon the floor of the shelter was built. Bill, Charger, Francis, and Coach were still working as Smoker was taking a break.*
Francis's Confession: Smoker is a *beep*ing zombie. He has lot of stamina but he takes long breaks and I mean long breaks. He needs to get off his ass before we vote him off.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 1
Jacob: Ok, guy's first thing we need is shelter and fire. I suggest shelter first.
Jack: Maybe we can have a couple of people doing fire?
Legion: We suggest shelter. Making fire would only have a 2% success rate in three days.
Grunt: I don't care what you guys decide. Let's just work.
*The tribe starts to work on the shelter*
Jacob's Confession: We seem to have a good tribe. Grunt despite him not attempting to socialize is a hard worker. Garrus is working hard and knows a thing about building shelters. Legion is a hard worker. Jack works sometimes but also tries to oppose anyone's ideas.
Jack: We need to lower the floor.
Garrus: There spiders and the bugs can easily get to us.
Jack: So? *beep* them. Some are edible.
Garrus: Ew
Jack: I had worse stuff. Try prison food.
Jack's Confession: I am a bitch. There is no way around it but I also know everyone's weakness. If I am going out then I am going to do some damage. Garrus might easily be a good target for me. You make him mad then he wants revenge. His nice side will turn into a combination of a psychopath whose thirst for revenge will cloud his judgment. I just need to exploit that.
*Jack and Legion are gathering stuff in the jungle leaving Jacob, Garrus, and Grunt to work on the shelter*
Jacob: I was wondering if you guys want to make an alliance?
Garrus: Us three would be awesome.
Grunt: Meh ok.
Jacob: You don't like the idea.
Grunt: I'll be in it. I am not into the strategy part. I am here to kick ass in the challenges.
Jacob: You stick with us and we will make sure you compete in a lot of challenges.
Grunt: Good
Grunt's Confession: I have no interest in playing the strategy part of this game. I just want to hurt someone in the challenges and that is all.
Jacob: We need something big to support the floor.
Grunt: I will be right back.
*Grunt roars and runs into the jungle. A huge crash is heard and Grunt comes back holding a tree*
Grunt: This big enough?
Jacob: Umm yes.
Nintendo Tribe Day 1
*The tribe gets to their camp finally*
Snake: We need fire first.
Bowser: I have it under control.
*Bowser breathes fire*
Snake: Good job Bowser.
Bowser's Confession: I started fire. What did Mario do? He got us lost. Bowser 1 Mario 0.
Snake: Now we work on the shelter.
Krystal: Any designs for the shelter?
Snake: I was thinking of an underground bunker.
Krystal: What?
Snake: Something to protect ourselves. We have a fire to keep the ground warm.
Mario: Last person to make an underground bunker had it flooded.
Snake: Well I choose a Bunker.
Krystal's Confession: Snake I know has a lot of experience but he made everyone totally aware of his alliance with Bowser and he wants to make the worst shelter in history. We need to be above ground. Not in it.
Bowser: I have to agree with Snake.
Krystal: Samus do you have an opinion.
*Samus shrugs*
Snake: My vote counts as two we are making an underground bunker!
*The tribe starts to dig.*
Krystal: *Whispering to Mario* I hated to be the bitch.
Mario: You were right though.
Snake's Confession: I do see trouble with the Krystal\Mario alliance. I doubt those two are smart enough to make an alliance though. Pretty much I am immune well not literally since I can be voted off by people will respect my leadership position.
Galu Tribe Day 1
Cao Boi: Yes! We here!
Amy: I guess we have to get to work.
Ami: Cao Boi, Bobby. Can you two get some wood while we clear a spot for the shelter.
Bobby: Umm sure
Cao Boi: Ok, you got it.
Cao Boi's Confession: I am not dumb. I know Ami with an I is trying to make an all girl alliance. Why else would she make me and Bobby go off by ourselves?
Ami: Listen, would you two be interested in an alliance.
Jenna: Sure.
Amy: I would be okay with it.
Ami: Great, we are taking out Bobby.
Amy: Why him?
Ami: Because I know he is rude, abrasive, and sexist.
Amy: It's been awhile. He could have matured a little.
Ami: We don't need men.
Amy's Confession: Ami is a little sexist as well. She wants me and Jenna to join her. I am not so sure I want to be in that alliance but I know that Bobby and Cao Boi bonded too and no matter which alliance I join I would be in the same spot.
Ami: Don't tell the men this.
Jenna: I won't.
Jenna's Confession: I kind of made a friendship with Ami. She is a little weird seeing how she wants to take out Bobby who maybe useful due to his strength but I don't want to get voted off by opposing her. No way.
*The men come back*
Bobby: we got some wood.
Ami: Great, let's get working.
Galu Tribe Night 1
*Bobby is heard snoring loudly*
Jenna: How can anyone sleep with him here?
Cao Boi: I know. Kind of annoying.
Amy: It's giving me a headache.
Cao Boi: I can fix that.
Bobby's Confession: Apparently I snore I my sleep. I am not sure if it's the girl's attempts to mind *beep* me or if it's true. Cao Boi says it's true.
Left 4 Dead Tribe Day 2
*The shelter was almost built*
Bill: Great job so far guys.
Coach: This shelter is kick ass.
Charger: Charger agree!
Bill's Confession: Our team worked well these last couple of days. We almost have our shelter built. We still have no fire but we will get there.
Charger: Charger says fire come out! Fire! Please come out. Humans need fire.
Smoker: Sorry Charger but fire hates you and so does the humans.
Charger: Humans…hate me. WHAAAAAA
*Charger runs off crying*
Smoker: That was easy
Charger's Confession: Humans hate Charger. Charger sad. WHHAAAAAAAAAA.
*Coach hears Charger crying and he goes and talks with him*
Coach: What is wrong?
Charger: Humans hate Charger
Coach: We don't hate you.
Charger: You don't?
Coach: We like you. You are a true team player.
Charger: Thanks.
Coach: If we lose. You won't be the first person voted out.
Coach's Confession: As a coach I try to help my down players. Charger was hurt so I helped him. He is a better guy than Smoker who I think is feeding Charger lies.
Mass Effect Tribe Day 2
*The tribe finished building their shelter*
Jack: Looks like *beep*
Garrus: It looks fine.
Jack: I've been in cells better than this.
Garrus: No one asked you.
Jack's Confession: Everyone is so happy go lucky here. *Beep* the happiness I want them complaining. I won't go sabotaging the tribe I just have to cause some tension but I will wait for now.
Nintendo Tribe Day 2
*Krystal crawls out of the hole Snake has made. She shivers and heads to the water*
Krystal's Confession: Snake's shelter idea backfired. Like I said it did not work. The cold air seeped in and we are all freezing.
Snake: Ok, I made one bad choice.
Krystal: I warned you.
Snake: Hey, I bad a bad choice and I am sorry. We will rebuild the shelter as soon as we warm up.
*Samus is shivering on the beach*
Krystal: Well my flight suit is all wet now. *She strips down to her bikini.* If you get any ideas and I will kill you.
Snake: Umm I don't have any ideas.
Krystal: Right. I am not some pin up model sex toy.
Snake's Confession: Umm Krystal is very hot. Maybe I should steal that bikini from her.
Krystal: *From a distance* I HEARD THAT!
Snake: Oh *beep* *Snake hides in a box*
*The tribe starts to work on the new shelter*
Bowser: If we put this support here.
Krystal: Not there!
*The new shelter collapses*
Krystal: Great.
Bowser: Bitch.
Krystal: What did you say?
Bowser: Uh nothing.
Krystal: You better have said nothing.
Mario's Confession: I know Krystal sometimes act rude but she has a good reason. Bowser and Snake don't listen to her ideas and they always stare at her. So far she has been nice to me and Samus.
Galu Tribe Day 2
*The shelter is completed*
Amy: Finally.
Bobby: Looks almost like the shelter I was in during my season.
Amy's Confession: Well we are finished with the shelter and everything seems fine. Although it is obvious that I am in the middle of a battle of the sexes.
Cao Boi: Listen I know that Ami is trying to bring you into an all girls alliance.
Amy: That is true.
Cao Boi: We want to prove our worth.
Bobby: Yeah.
Amy: I'll be in the same position.
Cao Boi: In a few days there will be a tribal switch. If any of us are with you we will protect you.
Amy: You promise not to vote for me.
Bobby: We promise. Jenna and Ami are more unpredictable. Ami is a Head Bitch in Charge. And Jenna well I am not sure what she is thinking.
Cao Boi's Confession: It is obvious that Amy is the swing vote. My and Bobby are trying to get her on our side. Our threesome will easily take control over this tribe. Hey, we can call ourselves the color of the rainbow tribe. An Asian, a Black man, and a white girl.
Nintendo Tribe Night 2
*Krystal is seen outside of the shelter*
Krystal: This sucks.
Krystal's Confession: Our new shelter was destroyed by Bowser so Snake decided to have the tribe sleep in the bunker again. It's raining and it's becoming a lake in there. If we pull off a victory in immunity tomorrow I would be surprised.
Mario: Everything ok Krystal?
Krystal: This tribe sucks. Pretty much Snake wants to run it his way.
Mario: I guess we build our own shelter.
Krystal: Good idea.
*A couple of hours later they built a small shelter for two*
Mario: Much better.
Krystal: And warmer.
Mario's Confession: Me and Krystal decided to break away from Snake's and Bowser's control of the tribe. We built our own small shelter and Samus even came to sleep with us too.
Left 4 dead Tribe Day 3
Coach: Tree mail!
Bill: What does it say?
Coach: A challenge which will test your skill in fighting.
Francis: A platform fighting challenge. Hehe time to go kick their asses.
Charger's Confession: Charger smash opponents! Charger wants to do challenges. Charger no want to go to tribal council!
Mass Effect Tribe Day 3
Jacob: Let's keep ourselves out of Tribal Council.
Grunt: Agreed
Jacob's Confession: We are going in with a positive attitude and we will win this challenge. I mean we have a lot of strong people so we have a great chance at winning.
Nintendo Tribe Day 3
Snake: Hehe a physical challenge. This should be easy.
Krystal: We are all strong.
*Samus was about to say something before Bowser interrupts her*
Bowser: Yeah, except Mario maybe the weakest here.
Mario: Mama Mia! Why would you a say that! I defeated you dozens of times.
Bowser's Confession: Mario is the weakest. He is short, fat, and could easily be beaten by anyone. And I let him beat me. Do you know how annoying Peach is sometimes?
Galu Tribe Day 3
Ami: First challenge guys!
Bobby: I wonder who our competition is?
Jenna: They should be pretty weak.
Ami: Well knowing last season we could be in for a surprise.
Ami's Confession: We do not know who is on the other tribe but what we lack in physical strength we make it up with smarts and skills. Hopefully we can use that in the challenge.
Immunity Challenge Day 3
Jeff: Welcome Left 4 Dead Tribe, Mass Effect Tribe, Nintendo Tribe, and Galu Tribe. Today's challenge will have one person from each team on a platform. You goal is to be the last one standing. First team to three points wins immunity and reward. The three teams that get three points gets fire. The last place team gets to go to tribal council. Nintendo Tribe since you made fire you get flint.
Bowser: we don't need it. They have me.
Mario: Just take the flint.
Jeff: The winning tribe's reward is fishing gear and there is a lot of fish in the rivers. So lets start.
*Minutes later*
Jeff: Ok first ones up are Smoker, Jacob, Krystal, and Ami. Survivors ready…go!
*Jacob slammed into Ami who fell off the platform. Smoker used his tongue to grab Krystal around the waist*
Krystal: EEP!
*He then tossed her into Jeff where her butt landed on Jeff's face*
Krystal: I feel so violated.
*Jacob then ran into Smoker knocking him off*
Jeff: *pushing Krystal off* Mass Effect gets the first point!
Jacob: Yes!
Jeff: Next round is Bill, Legion, Bowser, and Bobby.
Bobby: How come I am against the tough guys?
Grunt: You could be fighting me.
Bobby: Never mind.
Jeff: Go!
*Bowser slapped Bill off the platform first and then went after Bobby. Legion stayed very still. Bobby tries to push Bowser but Bowser was too strong and he shoved Bobby off.*
Bobby: Damn!
*Bowser charged after Legion but Legion just side stepped making Bowser fall off the platform and into the mud*
Jeff: Mass Effect scores their second point! Next four up are Francis, Grunt, Samus, and Cao Boi. Go!
*Grunt roars and tosses Francis off the platform*
Cao Boi: So Samus after this game if you aren't busy maybe we can hang out.
*Samus was about to say something but Grunt knocks them both off*
Jeff: With that Mass Effect Tribe wins immunity and fishing gear!
Jacob: Great job!
Grunt: I AM KROGAN! RAWR!
Jeff: Next three up are Coach, Mario, and Jenna. Go!
*Coach went after Mario but Mario jumped over and kicked him off. Jenna tries pushing Mario but he dodged and shoved her off*
Jeff: Nintendo Tribes gains a point! Next three are Charger, Snake, and Amy. Go!
Charger: AHHH
*Charger slams into Snake and take both of them off the platform and into the jungle*
Jeff: Umm Galu Tribe wins a point?
Amy: That was easy.
Jeff: Ok, while our crew tries to find Snake and Charger the next three up are Smoker, Krystal, and Bobby.
Krystal: Oh great.
Smoker: Hehe this will be fun.
Jeff: Survivors ready…go!
*Smoker uses his tongue to steal Krystal's top. Bobby gets distracted and falls off the edge. Krystal then attacks Smoker beating him up before shoving him off the platform*
Krystal: That will teach you to steal my top!
Jeff: Nintendo Tribe scores their second point. Next Three up are Coach, Bowser, and Cao Boi…go!
*Bowser attacks Coach and they both hit head on. Coach slams his elbow into Bowser and shoves him off. Cao Boi then jumps on Coach back.*
Coach: Ahh it's a Jockey!
*Coach runs around before throwing Cao Boi off and into the mud*
Jeff: Left 4 Dead Tribe gets their first point. Next Three up are Charger, Mario, and Ami…go!
*Charger charges at Mario who just jumps over him making Charger run off the stage. Ami tries to tackle Mario but get knocks her off*
Jeff: Nintendo Tribe wins immunity!
Mario: Mama Mia! I did it!
Jeff: Next two up are Jenna and Francis…go!
*Francis just pushes Jenna off*
Jeff: Left 4 Dead wins their second point. Next round is Amy against Bill…go!
*Amy and Bill push each other around until Bill knocks her down and pushes her off the platform*
Jeff: Left 4 Dead Tribe Wins immunity!
*Minutes later*
Jeff: Everyone gets flint. Mass Effect Tribe gets fishing gear and Galu Tribe I will see you at Tribal Council Tonight.
L4D Tribe Day 3
Bill: Great job team.
Francis: Good job on that last round.
Charger: Charger had fun!
Coach: We did good guys.
Bill: And we got flint.
Francis's Confession: Charger sucked, Smoker sucked but at least Charger did not try to rape some girl. I think the zombies need to go if we lose the next immunity.
*Bill easily starts the fire*
Bill: We have fire people!
Coach: Yes! Let's get the water boiling!
Mass Effect Tribe Day 3
*Jacob started the fire*
Grunt: Finally some water.
Jacob's Confession: Three days without water took a toll on us but it also took a toll on the other tribes as well. We won all three of our rounds. We will come to the next challenge stronger.
Galu Tribe Day 3
*the tribe came back disappointed. Ami quickly gathered the other girls*
Ami: We need to get rid of Bobby.
Amy: What about Cao Boi?
Ami: He at least did not fall off due to looking at some Vixen's boobs.
Jenna: Easy vote then?
Ami: Yes
Ami's Confession: Bobby is going home tonight. Seeing him in the challenge made me think he is more useless than I thought. He is supposed to be strong but that Vixen made him lose without anyone touching him. With that he's out of here.
*Bobby and Cao Boi are in the shelter*
Cao Boi: Well unless Amy votes with us you maybe gone.
Bobby: Yeah, but I saw myself a pair of nice ones.
Cao Boi: Hehe yeah.
*Amy comes over*
Amy: Bobby you are being targeted.
Bobby: I know.
Amy: So I will give you guys a 50-50 chance to stay in. Tell me who you guys want out.
Bobby: Ami
Cao Boi: Ami
Amy: If you guessed correctly then you will be staying.
Bobby: Are we correct?
Amy: You will find out at Tribal Council tonight.
Bobby: Got to leave us in the dark.
Amy: I do.
Bobby's Confession: I like Amy, and she knows how to keep me worried. I hope we were right on picking Ami to leave. I don't want to go before that bitch.
*The tribe heads out to Tribal Council*
Amy's Confession: My vote tonight will piss off one person. My choice has been made, now to eliminate that person. I love being a swing vote sometimes.
Tribal Council #1
Jeff: Welcome Galu Tribe. Please grab a torch and lets begin. So Cao Boi, how is camp life?
Cao Boi: It is pretty good. We have a shelter but we seem to have a battle of the sexes going on.
Jeff: Already?
Cao Boi: Yeah, Ami decided that instead of taking out the weak link.
Jeff: Who is the weak link?
Cao Boi: I am not sure. We all have strengths and weaknesses.
Ami: They think I am the weak link.
Cao Boi: Physically yes but not mentally. You are strong mentally. Everyone here is pretty even I think.
Jeff: Ami did you start the Battle of the Sexes?
Ami: I did but I assumed that Cao Boi and Bobby had an alliance going.
Bobby: We have an alliance after you excluded us.
Ami: I was right.
Bobby: But you started the war.
Ami: And I intend to finish what I started.
Jeff: Amy, where do you stand?
Amy: With my alliance.
*Ami smiles*
Jeff: So Jenna what went wrong during immunity?
Jenna: Luck of the draw and the fact that we are weaker than them probably helped.
Jeff: Cao Boi do you feel vulnerable tonight?
Cao Boi: No I don't, it is between Bobby and Ami.
Jeff: Bobby, do you think you are an asset to the tribe?
Bobby: Of course I am the strongest one here. You need strength in some of these challenges.
Ami: But you lost to a half naked Blue Vixen.
Bobby: I did not see you win either.
Jeff: It is time to vote. Jenna you are up first.
*Jenna votes*
Bobby
Jenna: Sorry, but this is who we choose, nothing personal.
*Cao Boi votes*
Ami
Cao Boi: I would have loved to be in an alliance with you but you went and made it to the Battle of the Sexes but never mess with an Asian's mind. We are cunning.
*Bobby votes*
Ami
Bobby: Head Bitch in Control no more.
*Amy votes*
*Ami votes*
Booby
Ami: When we switch tribes I will make sure to send that Blue Vixen home as well.
Jeff: I will go tally the votes. *Gets the Urn* First vote
Booby
Ami
1 vote Bobby 1 vote Ami
Ami
Bobby
2 votes Bobby 2 votes Ami
First person voted off of Survivor
Ami
Ami: What!
Jeff: Ami please bring me your torch.
*Ami comes up with her torch*
Jeff: Ami the tribe has spoken. *Snuffs torch* Well it looks like the Men won this battle. Can the genders settle their differences before the next challenge. Go back to camp.
Ami's Final Words: I am shocked. I never expected Amy to betray me. My time here was too short and Bobby stayed which is kind of an insult. I hope they lose. Good luck Jenna.
Next Time on Survivor…
Smoker causes havoc in the Tribe. A Jack and Garrus feud starts up. While on Nintendo Tribe a tribal division has two sides literally fighting. On Galu Tribe Jenna reveals her reason why she signed on to Survivor
Voted for Ami: Bobby, Cao Boi, Amy
Voted for Bobby: Ami, Jenna
Notes: This was a fun chapter to write and I will be putting up a poll soon so you can vote for your favorites.