Title: Mistaken Identity
Author: Lacey
Rating: T
Pairing: Slight KennyBebe
Summary: She was the most beautiful I'd ever seen her...until I realized that Bebe's hair had never been short and brown.
Warning: Drunk!Kenny POV. High School Aged.
AN: Okay, this is based off of part of a Pink Spiders son. :3 I liked it, so I took this to this extreme.
I had been searching for her all night. It was Bebe's own party, and I just had to see her. When we came to her house, she was always dead sexy. I spotted her across the room and began sputtering about how damn sexy she was, and I could see her smiling back at me, nice and coy like always. She was the most breath-takingly beautiful I had ever seen her...until I began to think I had the wrong girl; Bebe's hair had never been short and brown. The closer I came to it, I finally realized it was a cardboard cut-out of Robert Patterson from Twilight. Nothing kills a boner faster than finding out your sexy could-be-girlfriend is really some Fugly teenie-poppin' asshole.
AN: Yes, I did mean teenie-poppin'. And yes, I know it was short. It was just a little drabble I felt had to be written. :3