Hey! Its me tals, these are songs that I switched the lyrics to! If you have any ideas, let me know!
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling for Soup made into "Guy All the Bad Girls Want" by The Nerd Herd
*~*sung to tune of Girl all The Bad Guys Want*~*
8 o'clock, Monday night, and I'm watchin'
A guy who's talking to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona she's a rocker with a nose ring,
I said "Hola" but she's not quite sure what that means
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing
But he'll never notice me!
Cuz im watchin Math shows,
Crushin on a tough guy
Who's listenin to rap metal,
While I pop zits on my nose
Its like a bad movie,
He's lookin thru me
If you were me than you'd be
Studying for history
For the big test on Tuesday
Trying to get the Guy all the bad girls want
Hes the guy all the bad girls want
Hes the guy all the bad girls wan
He likes the comics and I like to read the headlines
His CD changer's full of singers who are mad at their dads
I butt is itchy maybe I should take bath
He doesn't know, but I think I have bad rash
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing
But he'll never notice me!
Cuz im watchin Math shows,
Crushin on a tough guy
Who's listenin to rap metal,
While I pop zits on my nose
He likes 'em with a D-cup
I don't even need a bra
All I got is a brown pup!
Its like a bad movie,
He's lookin thru me
If you were me than you'd be
Studying for history
For the big test on Tuesday
Trying to get the Guy all the bad girls want
Hes the guy all the bad girls want
Hes the guy all the bad girls want!
There he goes again with AE on
And blond highlighted hair
He driving Nona in his jaguar
All I wanted was to be in that car!
So im reading comics
Gonna pierce my tongue and nose
Listenin to DMX
Gonna buy some new black clothes
I cant grow a D-Bust
I aint got no pills for that
All I got's a Aspirin! (Aspirin, Aspirin, Aspirin…)
Its like a bad movie,
He's lookin thru me
If you were me than you'd be
Studying for history
For the big test on Tuesday
Trying to get the Guy all the bad girls want
Hes the guy all the bad girls want
Hes the guy all the bad girls want!