Something of a warning... There is a lot of crack ahead xD;;
The meeting was at its usual peak of chaos, just before Germany starts yelling at everyone to keep things in order. And he was just about to do that when the slamming door replaced his usual slam on the desk. "Sorry I'm late!" Came Russia's cheerful voice. "I had a little something to do!" His overly cheerful voice brought everyone to look at him for a moment before they returned to their squabbles. They didn't notice the person trudging behind Russia until the two sat down at their respective seats.
"................" A silence swept through the room as the two became the center of everyone's attention. No one really dared to make a sound since Prussia, the person who was behind Russia, had an angry look on his face and he looked like he was about to snap. And while he is not unmanageable when he snaps, unlike the person he's sitting next to, it is still not a good idea.
While everyone was worrying about what to say, a rather blunt Asian decided to ask. "Is this some sort of European affair, aru?" China asked. "Wearing pink clothes when you have the hots for someone, aru?"
And immediately after that, the whole place exploded into noise again. But this time on questions surrounding the two.
"How'd this happen?"
"I thought you hated each other?"
"No! It's an evil-brain-washing-thing-a-ma-bob!"
Russia was sitting rather calmly during all of this while Gilbert was twitching and very close to going insane. "QUIET!" Prussia ended up yelling and slamming his hand down on the desk to emit a loud enough noise to scare everyone in to silence. "I don't want to be here and if you don't mind, I'll take my leave." He said and he kicks the chair back into place and marches out of the room.
Afterwards, Russia starts chuckling. "My boyfriend's so cute, da?"
That was all the confirmation that France and Spain needed.
"Ah! After all those rejections from Hungary..." Hungary made a face at France as he said this. "He's finally gotten over it and settled down! Papa's so happy!"
"Si! Madre is close to tears!" Spain said then paused to look at France. "Wait, why do you get to be the father?"
"Because I top."
"Says you."
The two's argument was cut short by yet another slamming of desks. This time by a very angry Germany. "You..." The German was barely able to contain his anger. "...Stay away from my brother."
Russia replied with his usual grin. "And who are you to tell me that? I'm sure Gilbert is allowed to see whoever he wants, da?"
"Don't make me say it again." Germany threatened. "If I see you with my brother under any circumstances..." He growled. "...You'll be sorry."
"I'll be sorry?" The Russian let out a chuckle. "I beg to differ."
Germany gave him a glare before deciding to be mature and to deal with him later if he really did try to get close to Prussia. He turned to walk out of the room when Romano's voice was heard through the crowd this time.
"Hey, if it upsets the Potato Bastard, by all means, chase after Prussia like you've never done before. I support you all the way!" He said, giving the Russian a thumbs up, but receiving a rather scary glare from Germany. That was enough for him to jump off his chair and hide under the table.
"...You don't have to follow me around everywhere you know!" Prussia protested as he sat down on the bench of a cafe. He started slurping the soda through the straw quickly. "I'm not going to take the damn scarf off!"
"And how can I be sure of that unless I follow you around?" Russia said as he sat opposite of Prussia with a grin.
Prussia chewed on the straw in frustration. "...If you didn't have Gilbird captive...I'd rip this thing to shreds!" He said, pointing at the pink scarf.
"Well, then, more the reason to keep an eye--" Russia paused mid sentence and Prussia looked up at him in mild curiosity.
"What's the mat--" Prussia didn't finish his sentence as Russia pulled him up by the scarf into a kiss. Prussia immediately tried to push away. "W-W-What was that...?" He noticed the area getting a bit darker and looked up to see his younger brother staring down at them. "W-West? ...You're looking a bit scary today..."
"Haha, so what are you going to do about it, Germany?" Russia asked in that same singsong voice he usually used. "Start world war 3?"
Prussia could see his brother shaking and trembling with anger. "Um...West, that...Uh..."
"Of course, Germany, if you're not going to take him, I'll just bring him home with me!"
Prussia grimaced at that. Why was Russia provoking Germany so much? Of course, he hadn't heard what Germany had said after he left the meeting.
And just when the atmosphere was getting extremely tense, Italy happened. "Ve~! You guys get along so well!"
"...Excuse me?" Prussia had to ask. That was...certainly not something he had expected to hear.
"You and Russia...How adorable!" Italy said as he went on to daydream. "Why don't you kiss me more often, Germany?"
Germany seemed stunned still while Prussia stared at Italy in disbelief.
"...Excuse me?" Prussia repeated.
"You really don't have to follow me all the way to my house, you know?" Prussia grumbled in annoyance.
"Yes I do. You don't want me to accidentally cut a wing off Gilbird, do you?" Russia said with a smile.
Prussia responded with a growl and a glare.
"...Oh!" Russia looked thoughtful for a moment. "...There's no one else living with you, right?"
"No. Why do you ask?" Prussia said, having yet to catch on.
"Well..." Russia's grin turned a little more predatorial as Prussia realized the deep shit he just might get himself in. "If no one's here...Let's have some fun, da?"
"No...Wait..." Prussia said as he was pushed down onto the couch.
"I have Gilbird..." Russia threatened. Prussia didn't struggle no more and didn't fight back when the Russian started kissing his neck.
Russia was about to start taking off Prussia's clothing when there was a flash. And along with it, the sound of liquid hitting the floor. Both nations looked upwards. "...Japan?" Prussia asked. There was a square hole where the light bulb had been. The Japanese man was holding a camera in one hand and his nose in the other. Boy, that was a lot of blood coming out.
"E-Excuse me...I'm sorry."
"Japan. I want an explanation as to why you're in my house. Not lyrics from your song." Japan said, trying to get up now, pushing Russia off.
"I...I'm sorry." Japan repeated. "I'll clean everything up soon..." He said, disappearing from view for a moment before returning now with the missing piece of ceiling
"...Well now that he's gone..."
"Not a chance." Prussia replied as he sat up.
"Why not?" Russia asked with a pout.
"Because. I'm sure that guy is up there. And if he's up there..." Prussia walked over to his closet. "Hungary must be here too." He opened the closet and expected to have Hungary tumbling out. To his shock she didn't. Taiwan did.
"Whoops...I got caught...." She said with a short laugh.
"Where's Hungary?"
"Outside the window."
From outside, Hungary poked her head up. "Taiwan! You just wanted to get even cause you got caught!" She said angrily Taiwan giggled.
"So Russia, do you really think it's safe with these girls around?"
"...Da." The Russian answered with a smile. "I don't mind an audience."
"Excuse me, what?" Prussia asked in disbelief. "I mind!"
"And I don't care." Russia said, crossing his arms.
"Even if you have Gilbird, I will not have sex with someone else watching." Prussia said and crossed his arms as well.
"Darn." Russia said and cursed something in Russian.
When Germany walked into Austria's house, he was greeted by the sound of Chopin. Walking through the doorway into the room, he sat down on one of the chairs set aside for spectators. "Hmm...And what might you be so frustrated about today?" Germany inquired when Austria was done.
"The meeting." Austria simply answered. "I was...rather shocked."
"You weren't the only one." Germany said with a sigh.
"Its not only that..." Austria started.
"Oh? There's more?" Germany didn't think that so many things could upset Austria within one day.
"...Hungary...She went spying on them. Along with Japan. And...there was a girl with them too, I don't quite remember her name, though."
"Taiwan, it must be. She's rather attached to Japan." Germany thought for a moment. "Wait a minute...all three of them are together?" He suddenly got a bad feeling about this. He knew that France was missing from the picture, but three out of the four of them could already spell trouble. "Do I need to ask? What type of pictures did they get?"
"Hungary gave me copies. They're outside on the kitchen table. I couldn't look at it for more that 5 seconds." He said, holding his head in a way that might appear that he had a headache.
Germany had a clue of what was in these pictures. They couldn't be any worse than what he has in the back of his closet.
Leaving Austria, Germany went to take a look.
From the music room, Austria could hear the yelp from the German and just imagined the shocked look on his face. He wondered if there would be injured Russians or injured Germans tonight.
"Like, seriously? You saw them like together?" Poland asked Italy as he painted his nails pink.
"Yes! They were definitely sharing a romantic kiss and everything! Ve~! Too bad Germany decided to come and stop them..." Italy said with a frown. "I wish I can make it up to them..."
"Well...I like totally had no idea that they were like going out! I mean like, I just don't see any common ground on them!"
"Really? Weren't they friends...a long while back?"
"Hmm...Oh, right. I think I like remember that one... I guess they do like, have something in common."
"What is it?"
"Partitioning me."
"Oh...I'm sorry for bringing that up."
"Naw...Its like, no big deal! I mean, I'm like, totally over that! The next time they try it, I'll like, totally make Warsaw their new capitals! That sounds totally nice, doesn't it?"
Italy had to think about that one. Prussia's capital is technically Berlin now. And that's Germany's capital as well. "...Ve! No! That's a very bad idea!" He said in a panicked voice.
"Yikes! Like relax! I was only kidding...!" Poland paused for a moment. "...Is that crying, I like hear?"
"Huh? Oh, that's just Big Brothers France and Spain in the next room."
"...That, like doesn't explain why I like, hear crying."
"They're really happy for Prussia, I think." Italy recalled them shouting phrases of joy because Prussia was finally able to find someone to go out with. Romano couldn't stand it and had tried to choke the both of them, again.
"Sheesh, like what are they? Those parents who, like swoons over their daughter's marriage or something?"
"..."
"..." Poland looked at Italy. "What? Why are you so silent?"
"That. That can't be it, can it?" Italy said in a slightly low, hushed tone.
"What?"
"Ve! Prussia's getting married to Russia! This calls for a celebration!"
"How did it go from wearing a scarf to stalking me where ever I go?" Prussia said. He was taking a walk in the park and Russia was walking with him.
"I'm not stalking you if I'm right here next to you!"
"Really? Cause it really feels like it!" Prussia hissed. "Can't you just let me be by myself for two seconds?"
"I let you do that when you wanted to use the bathroom."
"You walked into the bathroom with me and stood guard in front of the stall!"
"I didn't go in."
Prussia rolled his eyes at the last statement. "Thank God you didn't!" He was pretty sure that if the Russian wanted to, he'd probably break down the door. Those things weren't very sturdy. "Look, can I just have half an hour alone?" The Russian gave him a look that seemed like it wasn't happening. "Fifteen minutes? Ten?"
"Fine. Ten." Russia said, taking a seat in a nearby bench. "I'll wait here for you. If the count goes past ten, some bird will get hurt."
"I get it!"
Prussia had finally gotten out of Russia's view when he started hearing voices.
"Nab him on three, ok? Like, don't screw up, ok?"
"Ve~ I understand!"
"Ok. Three!"
"Wait! What happened to 'one' and 'two'?"
Prussia sighed and walked over to the bushes. He wasn't going to get any peace for the whole day was he? "What are you two doing?" He asked the Italy and Poland who was staring up at him from behind the bushes.
"..." There was a bit of awkward silence as the three stared at each other. "Ok! Plan B!" Poland yelled. "Ready? One, two, three! Like, grab him!"
"Ve~! Yes sir!"
"Wait, what are you--?"
Ten minutes were up and Russia didn't see Gilbert anywhere. Preparing to carry out his threat, he decided to call Prussia to let the other know what he was going to do or at least try to beg for mercy (because watching him do that was always fun).
Taking out his cell phone, he punched in Prussia's number and waited for the other to pick up.
"Why the hell are you putting me in a car? I need to get back to Russia or else--"
"You can like, totally spend a few hours away from him can't you?" Poland said as he kicked Prussia into the back seat of the car.
"Ve~ Sorry, Prussia..." Italy said from the drivers seat as Poland got into the passenger seat next to Italy. Italy quickly locked the doors before Prussia could do anything.
"What are you doing...? Wait! Italy's driving?"
And before there were any more protests Italy started speeding down the road and onto the highway.
'...Lache du uber Ihrem Schicksal Gibben du mich!...'
Poland twitched. "Your ringtone is totally not cool..."
"Well, I think its cool." Prussia said with a roll of eyes as he answered it. "Hallo? ... Look, I can't help it that I've been kidnapped onto a car speeding at 100mph--"
"I'll take that!" Poland said, reaching out to snatch the phone from Prussia.
"Hey!"
"Look, Russia. I know you like, totally love Prussia to the max and stuff, but like, we all need to have some girl time--"
"We're all guys here!" Prussia protested when he heard that.
"--So we'll like, return him to you, like by the end of the day." Poland said and he hung up on the Russian.
Russia stared at the phone for a while after Poland hung up on him. He sighed, playing hero can't be all that bad if America enjoys it all the time.
Notes...
Prussia's ringtone - It is a line from his song in the Ore-Sama CD
De-Anon from Kink Meme, again owo`;; Originally 8 parts. I wanted to put it altogether in one, but that was really really long so I'm cutting it into two. EDIT! I didn't realize the little bars I used to seperate the text didn't appear before... I've fixed it and hopefully I didn't cause too much confusion earlier.