1+1 Does not equal Mayonnaise
Barg N' Mart – 1:24 pm
"Hmmm...I need some mayonnaise." says Patrick as he picks up the Mayo.
He goes to the cashier.
"That'll be $1.35."
"Will this cover it?" He hands him a $2 bill.
"Sorry, we don't take those."
"Why not?"
"Beats me." the cashier shrugs as he says this.
"Darn."
He walks to put the mayo back, then he spots Mr. Krabs.
"Mr. Krabs!"
"What is it, Patrick?"
"I need to buy mayonnaise, and the store won't take 2 dollar bills. What should I do?"
"How about you give me the bill, and I'll give you 2 fresh singles?"
"How about 1 dollar?" says Patrick, showing his stupidity.
"Um...ok."
They exchange bills, and Patrick goes to the cashier.
"How about now?"
"You're now 35 cents short."
"Darn!"
He sees Spongebob, and walks up to him.
"Spongebob, could you spare me 35 cents?"
"Sure thing, buddy!" He hands him 35 cents.
"Could you help me get my groceries to my boat after you pay for your mayo?"
"You bet!"
He pays for the mayo, and follows Spongebob to his boat.
"There, that takes care of that."
"Yeah, and now I got my mayo!" he yells, as he throws it in the air, and fails to catch it.
[crash]
The glass jar shatters and there's mayo all over the ground.
"Darn, my mayonnaise broke."
"That's ok, you can have mine." He hands him the plastic jar of mayo.
"Yay!!!" he hugs the jar.
They leave to go home.
The End
Author's Notes: Yeah, pretty short story. I thought I'd make a Patrick story that would really show how dumb, but funny, he really is. Please review, that'd be great!