Thoughts.
They were racing through Zornith's mind as he stared at the small, circular object he invented. A time-warper, able to change anything into whatever the owner wished.
Then as he remembered that he smiled a devilish grin behind his mask. "I know just what to do." he said. He punched in some commands into the device and as the blinding light shone in the room you could hear his sadistic laughter. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Beams of light shot out the window of Zornith's lair heading to some of the familiar faces of Invader Zim. And Before they could reply their lives changed dramatically.
And Zornith watched the whole thing after he got some popcorn.
Zim woke up screaming thinking of what happened with the ball of light that invaded his base. "What are you screaming at!" said a voice from next to him in the bed. Zim turned and saw with horror that it was Tak. They both screamed at the same time. After they screamed they realized something that surprised them more than the fact that they were in the same bed together. They were tall! Their increased height meant power. When Tak looked at the band on her arm when she saw it. There was a gold ring on her finger. "ZIM! CHECK IF THERE IS A RING ON YOUR FINGER!" He did and when he did he was filled with both horror and mystery. He also had one. "I am OK with the tallest thing but if we both have rings on our fingers then…..WE ARE MARRIED!" Zim screamed in horror. But then they forgot that and realized they are the tallest. They both smiled evilly. "Before we start ruling stuff, wanna get some doughnuts?" Zim asked. "YAY DOUGHNUTS!" Tak yelled and they both floated off to devour innocent doughnuts.
Zornith couldn't believe what he saw. "THEY LIKED IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?" he screamed. He pouted and then remembered Red and Purple. He smiled and pushed a button on the remote and watched the hysteria unfold.
Screaming.
That is all Red and Purple did for three hours straight. When they stopped they discussed the situation. "WE ARE SHORT! SHORT I SAY!!!!!!NONONONONONONO!'' screamed Purple as he rolled on the floor mumbling random things. "Yeah, but who is ruling the empire if we are short?" wondered Red. The he said in an angry voice "ZIM!" He then kicked and hit stuff in Zim's lair. Never has Purple seen Red this angry since Zim took control over the Massive. But then Purple added "Yeah but if there are two tallest then who is the second one?" "I can tell you that!" said a voice from the TV. The once-proud tallest turned around and on the TV was the face of Zornith! "Who are you?" asked Red. "I am the Almighty Zornith, Dark lord and author of this story! First I will answer your question. The current second tallest is none other than Tak! Here let me show you." Zornith changed the transmission and R and P (red and purple) couldn't believe what they saw. Zim and Tak were floating around, thanks to the hover thingies in their robes, eating doughnuts and other snacks
Left and right and wrappers and crumbs are floating all over the Massive's control room. Eventually, GIR joined in and ate the snacks along with them.
Then the transmission cut back to Zornith. "While you two are whining about size two morons are ruling the empire and it is all because of my time-warper machine. Well I'll leave you to your misery." He said and the transmission ended. Red and Purple stared at the screen for a while then screamed at the same time, forever to hear the mocking laughter of Zornith and the horror of knowing that Tak and Zim are ruling the empire.