Tamaki: *day dreaming* [In his mind theater:]
Haruhi: Tamaki, I made you a boxed lunch.
Tamaki: Why thank you, my darling
Haruhi: I burnt the edges *sad* I'm sorry.
Tamaki: *gets close to her; roses are everywhere* It's alright, Haruhi. My burning passion for you would have burnt it anyway. I love everything you cook for me.
Haruhi: *swoon* Oh Tamaki!
Tamaki: *Smiling like an idiot* [End of Mind Theater]
Haruhi: Oh no! I burnt the lunch without realizing it! *thinking* Now what am I going to have for lunch?
Tamaki: *Looks up* I'll eat it, Haruhi! *suave* Here, Haruhi *slides his lunch over* I love everything you cook.
Haruhi: I wouldn't suggest eating that sem-
Tamaki: *takes a bite and trys hard not to make a face* It's so yummy *finally swallows and smiles*
Haruhi: -_- I know you're faking it.
Tamaki: *taken aback* I would never "fake it!"
Haruhi: *unbelieving* Really? Then I'll ask the twins what they think.
Tamaki: *keeps the box to himself* NO! It's mine! [apparently, his mother never taught him to share]
Haruhi: *has already called the twins over*
Hikaru and Kaoru: Yes, Haruhi?
Haruhi: Your boss says that my burnt lunch is good.
Hikaru: Well let's try it then.
Kaoru: I'm sure whatever you made is good, Haruhi.
[A fight breaks out between Tamaki and the twins over Haruhi's burnt lunch.]
Tamaki: *finally wrestles it away* HAHA! I WILL NEVER LET YOU TWO PUNKS EAT MY PRECIOUS HARUHI'S DELICIOUSLY BURNT BOXED LUNCH! *He runs away but ends up slipping on a banana peel and drops it*
Hikaru: *picks it up* Let's see.
Hikaru & Kaoru: *Take bites at the same time* ICK!
Kaoru: I wouldn't feed this to my worst enemy.
Hikaru: *Disappointed* We expected more from you, Haruhi.
Tamaki: *In his Corner of Woe*
Haruhi: I knew he was faking it. *Ignoring Tamaki*
Hikaru: There's only one place this belongs. *Throws away the boxed lunch*
Tamaki: *runs to catch it* NOOOOO! *Too late. it falls in. He reaches in and grabs it out. Some of it had spilled out but he gathers it up and puts it back into the box* There *sigh* all better.
Haruhi: *sweatdrop* It's just a box lunch Sempai...
Tamaki: It is much more than that! It is the first of many boxes you will give to me!
Haruhi: *more sweatdrops* -_-" You've been making ridiculous fantacies again, haven't you?
Tamaki: *Can't hear her because he's fantasizing*
Hikaru & Kaoru: *Shake heads*
Hikaru: We told you
Kaoru: He's a perv.
Tamaki: *Yells in surprise and runs to his Corner of Woe where he proceeds to grow mushrooms*
Haruhi: *Looks at Tamaki* What did I tell you about growing mushrooms in random corners?
Tamaki: *mumbles* I'm no a Perv...
Honey: Hey Haru-chan, wanna have some cake?
Haruhi: It's okay. I'm not that into sweets... unless... is it red velvet?
Tamaki: *gasp* KYOUYA! Get some red velvet cake over here pronto!
Kyouya: *dials the phone*
[In Tamaki's mind theater:]
Haruhi: Oh Tamaki, our wedding cake looks amazing!
Tamaki: So does your dress.
[her dress is poofy, white, and sparkly]
Haruhi: *examines cake* Red velvet! *runs into Tamaki's arms* You remembered!!
[End mind theater]
Haruhi: You really don't have to go through that much trouble just for cake.
Tamaki: Nonsense! If my little girl wants red velvet cake, Daddy will make sure she gets it! Mommy! The cake?
Kyouya: It's on its way.
Haruhi: *Sighs and looks at time* Oh no! If I don't hurry I'm going to miss the sales at the market!
Honey: *sad eyes* But the cake!
Haruhi: Don't worry, Honey. We can have cake tomorrow.
Honey: But I want cake now, Haru-chan!
Haruhi: I'm sure Mori would love to have cake with you.
Honey: *laughs and goes off with Mori.*
[Haruhi leaves, all the while Tamaki doesn't notice since he's day dreaming about their wedding.]