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Interview with Raistlin Majere
Dan: Hello, this is Dan Yellowfinger, here at the fortress of the Mad Baron to interview the wizard Raistlin majere
Dan: how are you doing? Judging by your weak voice, I would say not too good.
Raistlin:I am managing to get along in life.
Dan:
Dan: what would you say your proudest moment is?
Raistlin: when I cast the spell that allowed some unseen person to kill immolatus. I wish I knew who it was…
Dan: I could tell you, but that would be breaking the fourth wall and I just finished rebuilding it, so no, I don't know who it was
Raistlin: I am assuming you mean an actual wall?
Dan: no, the fourth wall separates you from the readers.
Raistlin:oh.
Dan: and by the way, I heard that your staff did most of the work
Raistlin:yes, but it is my staff, and I said the words.
Dan: well anyway, immolatus is a weird name for a person, I mean, he was a person, right?
Raistlin:i have not told any one this, not even my brother caramon, but immolatus is … was a red dragon
Dan: does the color really matter?
Raistlin: yes. It does matter. It means the he breathed fire.(loud coughing fit starts)
Dan: you don't sound too good, would you like some tea?
Raistlin: cough … what flavor … cough
Dan: peppermint and apple.
Raistlin: (sip) Thank you.
Dan: I have a couple more questions for you. First, why are your eyes that unnatural hourglass shape? Its creeping me out
Raistlin: good.
Dan: What?!
Raistlin: My eyes are this shape because of my test of high wizardry.
Dan: maybe you could tell me what happened
Raistlin:no
Dan: that is rather rude . Lastly, why are your robes red?
Raistlin: I know, but I will not tell you because that would be breaking the fourth wall.
Dan: Again with the rudeness
Raistlin: Go to the Abyss!
Dan: ok, and on that note, I will end the interview
Raistlin:*******************
Dan: What the french toast??!!