I don't own anime, no money earned, this is just for fun.

Tags umm..OOC, Au, *Alternate Reality, slight boylove Kaiba/Ryou, semi preexisting relationship. Don't like boylove please don't read and then complain, there's lot's of other fanfics to read.

Not canon hence the relationship/friendship between Ryou/ Kaiba is different, Kaiba has lost marbles and likes Ryou in my fic.

This is my 1st attempt at fanfic for yu-gi-oh fandom one of my fave anime. Not betaed. Just one of the many random stories that pop into my imagination. 'amainage

To Kidnap a Mommy

There was some pretty insistent knocking going on at his front door. He opened it to find a trio Kaiba, Mokuba and bodyguard standing on his front porch.

He couldn't believe they were here he thought he over stepped his bounds when he lectured Kaiba at the coffee house two weeks ago about one aspect of his raising Mokuba; leaving the boy alone during summer vacations and how he himself wished he had family to be with. He thought that would surely be their last date because no one tells Seto Kaiba what to do.

They had been going out twice a week since Kaiba had rescued him from getting beat up at the tennis courts by some sore losers a little over four months ago.

Maybe he was forgiven he thought as Butterflies fluttered in his stomach as Kaiba looked at him.

"Uh?" was all the came out as he looked at them curiously.

"We're going on summer vacation for once I'm not working through it and ignoring Mokuba as you put it." Kaiba spoke bluntly, "You're coming with us since it was your idea."

"Hey I didn't say ignor…-"Ryou started to protest before he was moved to the side and without invitation mind you Kaiba and the afore mentioned Mokuba came into Ryou's apartment.

"I mean't for the two of you to hang out, you know spend bonding time and.."

"Oh come off it Ryou, big brother told me about how you're sick of being alone, how you like him, I asked big brother if you could come, Seto's likes spending time with you and wants you as his boyfriend."

"Quiet Mokuba." Kaiba added, shifting his weight uncomfortably. "It's true" replied a wide eyed Mokuba. Kaiba placed a steely glare on the boy who instantly quieted.

" Is it" inquired Ryou as he came towards Kaiba. " Get your stuff together so we can go" Kaiba said feeling odd being cornered, since he's usually the one doing the cornering.

Ryou moved closer, making Kaiba step back, but soon Kaiba was up against the wall in the livingroom the only escape being tossing Ryou or jumping over the couch. Ryou looked up at Kaiba and said "It it true Kaiba do you want me as I do you" he said blushing slightly.

Kaiba licked his is lips and said "Consider yourself mine then and after the trip your coming home with me, no more of this wallowing alone in this dinghy apartment. " he said coolly but there was a crack in his armor. Ryou read between the lines and smiled up at him.

"You DO want to have a good summer for a change you said you were lonely?" he said hoping to steer the conversation on to safer ground, he was not about to confess that he fell hard for the teen.

After their chance meeting on his campus tennis courts, he didn't know what possessed him that day to not only be the hero but to ask him out after. He thought he was adorable, liked how he stands up to him, liked the way he smelled and currently how much he wanted to kiss him right now. No way he hadn't gone soft, he couldn't have. Certainly not with Mokuba here to witness the boy would be running his mouth to others in due time.

Ryou searched Kaiba's eyes while he was lost in thought and a smile slowly spread across the shorter one's face. "As much as you do Kaiba."

"Alright then! Ryou's your new hubby check, my new mommy check, mommy's bags packed?! no check, I must be able to add a check. Now let's go! Summers a wasting! Vacay time" with that, Mokuba dodged a flying couch cushion from an embarrassed beet red Ryou and withered under a glare that promised ill doing as he ran toward them and pushed, half pulled Ryou out of the living room and into his bedroom. Where he proceeded to help the newly dubbed 'mommy' locate and pack swim trunks, t-shirts, shorts, pj's and amid protests other things for the trip.

Kaiba sauntered in across the white fluffy carpet into Ryou's bedroom and seated himself in the chair in front of Ryou's crude wooden study desk which had a couple of books on it and papers strewn about.

He looked around the room his body guard stood in the doorway between him and a twin bed with a dark purple quilt and black cased pillows held up by a plank of wood and cinder blocks that was against the opposite wall, three posters with tennis stars hung in the room two on the wall by Ryou's bed and one on the closet door near the foot of the bed a small dresser was against the back wall a window above it.

The dresser was covered with a few things spray deodorant, powder, a camera, hairspray a small smile appeared at the last two items on the dresser a bottle of vanilla soft musk and a picture of Kaiba and Mokuba that he wasn't aware of him taking. In all the room only consisted of only three pieces of furniture a bed to the right, desk to the left and a dresser in the middle of the back wall; a small yet comfortable looking room.

Kaiba watched his little brother and boyfriend fly around the bedroom room grabbing things.

He quirked a brow then hid a smile as protests began anew after Mokuba found two packages one opened of some women's hipster style girl version of boys briefs and proceeded to pack them. Ryou chased him around and tried to grab them saying that they were a gag gift.

Kaiba unfolded his lean tall frame out of the chair and walked to the middle of the room where Ryou was now on his knees with the burgundy suitcase they'd brought between him and Mokuba trying to pull the packages of underwear out of the suitcase.

Kaiba bent down behind Ryou and with quick movements lifted his blue t-shirt and dipped his fingers along pale skin beneath the waistband of Ryou's black jeans and tugged on his under wear revealing a green pair of hipsters with cupcakes on them, Ryou's eyes widened and he begun sputtering that he was just running low and had to do laundry. Kaiba kissed Ryou' s reddened cheek "Aw ain't my 'Kitten' cute" Kaiba teased then he rose and sat on Ryou's bed.

"All mommies wear cute things" Mokuba said cheekily as he pushed the packages back into the suitcase. Ryou huffed and went to sit on the edge of his bed far away from Kaiba crossed his arms and had a pout going full force.

Mokuba couldn't resist; with a mischievous look he grabbed the camera off the dresser then snapped a picture of his mommy then put the camera in the suitcase zipped it up and stood "Mommy's bag packed? That's a Check!" said Mokuba then hastily proceeded to wheel the suitcase out the door to avoid said mommy's wrath.

Kaiba quickly rose from the bed walked to the end of it and easily scooped Ryou up into his arms bridal style before he headed outside and his second shadow a.k.a body guard followed him.

Suffice to say Ryou was glad that was over with as they shuffled out and he was gently deposited into the waiting limo then whisked away towards the newly purchased summer home.…

"Say..we're pretty good at the kidnapping thing big brother" Mokuba whispered unsuccessfully next to his brother.

Eh..? said Ryou thinking he may never see his apartment again and realising he really didn't mind. He surely wouldn't be be lonely anymore with Seto or bored anytime soon with Mokuba around.

And that was a good thing too because at that very moment Kaiba was having the place packed up and the owner put it up for rent.

"Quiet Mokuba" said a happy, smirking Kaiba.

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by amainage started wed 6/17/- fin6/19. thanks for reading.