My first RvB story! Here are some links to pics of my characters, so take the time to look at them please! (BTW, there are spaces in the link because if i just put the link in, then it screws it all up, so you dont go 'WTF!' when you try to put the link in, so just backspace all the spaces, its not rocket science)

thegirlwhogames. polyvore .com

Bridgette: www. polyvore bridgette_ darling/set?id =1181524 46&lid=3489252

www. polyvore inside_bridgettes_purse/set?id=118154815

Chris: www. polyvore christopher_darling /set?id=1 18154379& lid=3 489252

I had just finished getting dressed in my room and put my phone in my front pocket sideways, so it wouldn't fall out, and slung my purse strap over my head before leaving my room. I decided to go downstairs and saw my brother sitting in the living room on the couch, with my laptop on his lap watching what I could make out as Red vs. Blue, and our dog, next to him with his leash in his mouth letting out a couple whines and whimpers.

"CHRIS!"

"What!?"

"Did I say you could use my laptop?"

"No"

"Then what are you doing with it?"

"Watching RvB, nothing drastic"

"Yeah, nothing drastic, but the last time I let you use my old laptop, you broke it in half!"

"Yeah, sorry 'bout that, ehehehe"

"Ugh, I'm going to take out Red for a walk, if you haven't noticed he's been sitting there"

"Oh, yeah, I was going to take him out but…I didn't want to get up"

"You're a complete idiot"

"Thank you!"

"Any time! Now watch RvB all you want, just don't look up anything…you'd look up"

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!?"

"Oh sorry! I gotta go, you know, walk the dog, be back shortly! Bye!"

And with that I quickly shut the front door, Red's leash in my hand and I started to walk down our driveway and to the street, Red leading the way. Instead of walking, we ended up doing a very fast-paced race against each other around the block, and this time, it was a tie. I opened the front door and walked in, closing it behind me before I made myself towards Chris who was still on the couch watching RvB videos on my laptop.

I took the seat in the middle of the couch, and Red jumped up onto the remaining spot on my right, but half way laying on my lap.

"Back so soon? Geez, what did you do, run?"

"Yes"

"Why?"

"Why not? What episode are you watching right now?"

"I'm on the episode when they get back from chasing O'Malley, and they're all back in Blood Gulch"

"Ah."

Then me and Chris were trying to find the best time in a RvB video and we were both touching the keyboard and keypad, Red asleep on my lap surprisingly lasting through our bickering. Then something weird happened, my computer emitted red and blue sparks for a few seconds, causing me and Chris to look at each other before watching as red and blue electricity came out of the wall socket and traveled up the charger before approaching my laptop. When it reached my laptop, a bright white light emerged everything, and it was certainly a superb sight, but then everything went black and I couldn't feel anything.

I let out a painful moan as I regained consciousness, and from my position, I was laying on my stomach with my arms above my head, and my legs were in place, nowhere special. But as I started to gain my feelings back, I felt grass underneath me, but I don't remember falling asleep outside. Where am I?

So I could answer the question myself, I tried opening my eyes, and even though I just squinted first thing, I brought my hand down to my face to shield the light beaming down on me. As I was regaining my vision, I decided to get up, so I pushed myself off the ground with my arms and sat on my legs, only slightly dizzy.

I looked over to my right and saw Red licking Chris' face, trying to get him to try and wake up, but it didn't seem to be working. I quickly crawled over to Chris and tried shaking his shoulders, and he didn't do anything, like he usually does, but this was different. I quickly put my ear to his chest, and when I heard his heart beat, I let out a slight sigh of relief, but then I heard a something behind me and saw a…Warthog? And Sarge driving it? Shoot! I need to wake Chris up, and fast!

I looked down to him and shook him furiously, and to my success he woke up, and I was sure of it, because I ended up with a playful, yet sort of hard, punch to the stomach.

"Stop it, Bridgette! I don't wanna wake up just yet!"

"You will when that armored vehicle does! Now wake up!"

"Yeah right! Now shut up and leave me alone"

With that, he rolled over, so I decided to go to our little O.W.I.A.M. agreement. The agreement being Only When I'm A Moron, or Only When In A Master-mess, and we've used it on each other before, and I will use it now! So I pulled him so he was sitting up and put my thumbs on his eye lids, and lifted them up so his eyes would open.

"I will slap you Chris, and don't think I wont!"

I was waiting for him to make a witty come-back, but saw him wide eyed and looking at something behind me, but I was about to turn around, only to hear a shotgun cocking up against my head.

"Who goes there!?"

I recognized that voice, and so did Chris, but Red on the other hand thought he was bad, and started to bark at him and snarl.

"Red! Sit and behave!" Chris quietly yelled at Red.

"Red?!" said the man with the shotgun.

"Yes, I said Red", stated Chris.

"Shut it! You dirty Blue!"

"Blue? What are you talking about?", asked Chris.
"You're shirt, you dirt bag! I don't need two blues running around with their mutt!"

"Uh-um, permission to speak sir?" I asked as not to anger the man or his weapon.

"What?!"

"Well sir, I - uh - I'm actually a Red, and you see this is my dog, Red"

"You're a Red? Stand up girly!"

I did as I was asked and I looked him in the face, not quiet in the face but more like in the visor, or helmet. Never the less, he was looking me over, not in the weird or perverted way I hope, but most likely checking for any signs of the enemy, or of an ally.

"Hmmm. Your not wearing any red, how do I know your not the enemy?"

"Sir, I'm wearing red underneath my clothing, and wore neutral colors to throw off the enemy…uh-sir"

"And what were you doing with this here Blue?"

"On my way to base I caught him sneaking and was going to make sure he found his way back to his own base without snooping around ours sir"

I was afraid that he wasn't going to buy a single word I breathed, but yet again, he's supposed to be stupid, very stupid if I should add.

"Well, alright, carry on with your duty and report back to base immediately after your duties are fulfilled, carry on"

Then Sarge just turned around dead flat on his heel and made his way to the Warthog, before peeling away towards the Red base and trying to run Grif over in the process, but failed.

I looked over to Chris and saw he had multiple sets of emotions on his face, as well as mind and soul.

"Bridgette…"

"Chris, it'll all be fine"

Then we both embraced each other in a sibling hug, and we were both on the verge of tears, and it felt like an eternity hugging each other, but that was fine, because we wouldn't know when we'd see each other again.

"Listen…" Chris said as we pulled apart.

"No matter what, know that deep down…I love you little sis"

"Same here big brother…same here"

"Alright, I should get going to Blue base, you take Red or else Sarge will be suspicious"

"Alright, be carefull, and Chris…try to be truthful as much as possible, but don't let it all slip at once, ok?

"Ok, you keep safe, and I'll do the same, kay? See you later"

"Alright, bye"

Then we both put our hoods up, a little thing we did in goodbyes, and then turned around and started walking to our own separate bases, me to Red, him to Blue, and me with our dog too. Red barked a sad yet joyful bark that made me think of the good things of being brought here, yet I also thought of the bad things that could happen.

After our short walk to Red base, I saw Grif try to snipe me, which he did a terrible job at, missing by six feet above and to my side, kind of sad in a way. But then I hear Simmons laughing and then Sarge yelling at Grif and punching him, just like in the videos. I walked up closer to the base and I saw Donut walk out with his helmet on and in full uniform.

"Hi! I'm Donut, are you the new recruit?!"

"Um, yeah. Yeah, I'm the recruit"

"Oh my gosh! You're a girl!"

"Yes"

"Oh and is this your doggy?!"

"Yes, and he bites…especially when I tell him to"

"Donut! I said bring the recruit up here, not hold a conversation! Now hurry up!", Sarge yelled off the roof.

"Oh uh, yes sir!"

Then I followed Donut to the roof, Red happily following beside me as we entered the base's entrance. This place is a lot bigger in person than in the videos that me and Chris used to watch. Speaking of Chris, I wonder how he's doing over at Blue base? Is he ok? Did he make it? My thinking got cut off when I realized we were about to reach the final steps to reach the roof.

"Here ya go Sarge!"

"Now, age and birth month and day"

"I'm 20 years old and born on June 10"

"Height?"

"Don't know"

"Weight?"

"Don't know, or care"

"Eye color?

"Light blue"

"Last name?"

"Darling"

"Bra size?"

"What?!"

"Hey! That's what this is asking! Look!"

Then I walked towards Sarge and saw the stupid question was on it, and I knew I had blushed, because I felt my face heat up.

"Well?" Sarge asked.

"Sir, before you ask anymore questions, how about I just fill this out instead?"

"Nock yourself out!"

And with that he handed me the clipboard he was holding, and then handed me the pen he was using to fill everything in. Then he jumped off the roof and hopped into the Warthog before driving off to who knows where, and who knows why, while the radio was blaring funny music.

I just looked down at Red and he sat down with a whimper, so I sat down next to him and pet Red's head. Donut walked over and squatted next to me and Red before reaching out to pet him, but quickly pulled back when Red started to growl at him.

"Red, be nice to, Donut was it?" I said, being sure to make it appear I didn't already know who he was.

"That's me! By the way, will your dog bite me?"

"Go ahead and pet him, he wont bite you…now, at least"

Then Donut reached out and started to pet Red, who was now letting him without making Donut think he was going to kill him if he did try to pet him.

"So, what's your name?"

As I was filling in the rest of the first piece of paper I replied, "Darling…"

"Excuse me?" Donut asked, thinking I was hitting in him.

"No, my name is Darling" I said with a small laugh.

"Ohhh…that's your….first name?"

"Last"

"Oh, well what's your first name? If you don't mind me asking, of course."

"Honestly, right now I'm not going to give out my first name off the bat, and I mean, I'm not trying to be rude…you understand right?" I stated, now on the second side of the paper work.

"Of course! Perfectly understandable, Darling! Now how old is this cutie of yours?!"

"He'll be 4 months old in a week"

"Awww! So he's practically still a baby! A big baby if I have to add!"

"Yup, but he's still growing"

"Oh really? What breed is he?"

"German Shepard"

"Oh…I thought that they had pointy ears with multiple colors, not all black and floppy eared even though its down right ADORABLE!"

"Yeah, his ears will straiten as he gets older…or they might not, but that's a small possibility though" I stated, now finished with all of the paper work.

"Hey Donut, I'm all done with this, now what?"

"Oh, I should give a set of armor, follow me and I'll give you the spare"

"Alright, thanks"

"No problem!"

Donut walked around the base, me and Red both following him, and then we got to a room and he punched in something on a digit pad and a closet door opened with a suit that came out of it on a dummy. The armor was like everyone else here, but the primary color was different and it was white, and the secondary and detail colors were black to top it all off.

"Here's your armor, you can change in here, I'll stand guard at the door so no one will come in."

"Alright, thanks again."

"Anytime!"

Then I started to put the body suit on, and it fit very comfortably to my surprise, but I expected the armor to feel the most uncomfortable. Yet again, I was proven wrong, and I felt so comfortable in this armor, I'd wear it sleeping, or even anywhere here. I looked into the mirror that was in the room, and saw that I actually looked quiet good, and looking at me strait on, you can see my curvy sides a little bit. I looked down to Red and he gave out a deep bark of happiness, as if he thought I looked good in my new armor. I bent down and pet his head with my gloved hand and let him lick my hand as well, which he usually does when he's happy, and then started to walk towards to door that lead into this room, so I could leave.

I walked up and the door automatically opened, Donut standing guard as he said he would do. When he realized that the door opened, Donut turned around and let out a big gasp.

"What? Does it look stupid on me or something"

"Oh God no, girl! You look beautiful!"

"Um…thanks?"

"Alright, now Sarge wants us on the roof, let's go!"

Then without another word from either of us or Red, we headed to the roof, Donut leading the way again with a skip in his step. When we walked up a ramp, the first thing that greeted me was the blinding light of the sun and three soldiers standing. There was an orange one, who was most likely Grif, and a Maroon one, most likely Simmons, standing next to each other with their backs facing us, and they were talking to Sarge who was facing them.

"Hi everybody!" Donut beamed.

"Donut! What did you do to the new soldier?!" Sarge yelled, Grif and Simmons now deciding to turn around and look at us.

"Well, we needed to make sure the recruit had to be equipped with proper armor, so that's what I did" Donut said in defense of himself.

Then Grif must have whispered something to Simmons because Sarge smacked him upside the head.

"Alright, do you have those papers from earlier…uh, Darling was it?"

Then Grif and Simmons started to laugh non stop, they probably thought I was a guy that had the last name Darling, but my brother's who's the guy, I'm the girl who's last name is Darling. The two soon stopped laughing, both letting out apologies for laughing out of place every few seconds until they were completely done laughing.

"Is there something funny? Simmons? Grif?" asked Sarge.

"No sir" stated Simmons.

"Not really, anymore at least" Grif replied.

"Well keep it that way! Darling, hand the papers over"

I walked over to Sarge and just simply handed him the papers, which he took without any sign of happiness.

"I'll be back! Simmons, make sure Darling here is given a proper introduction to everyone here at Red base!" Sarge called out as he went back inside the base.

"Will do, sir!"

Once Sarge was out of hearing range the two idiots started laughing again.

"Hey! Be nice to Darling!"

"Oh shut up Donut! I mean, this guy has the last name Darling! Think about it! A guy, who's in the Red army, with the last name Darling!" Grif called out.

"Is there a problem if my last name's Darling?" I asked, and the two both quit laughing instantly, to instead replace their laughter with gasps.

"You-You're a - a girl!?" Grif said shocked.

"Problem with it?"

"N-No" Grif said looking away from me.

"Oh gosh, I'm sorry I was laughing, that was rude and a d***ish thing"

It was my turn to laugh, and I didn't think I would stop laughing as quick as I did, but I was glad when I stopped shortly after.

"What's so funny?" Grif asked.

"Nothing…nothing, it's just what you said at the end, that's all"

"What? That what I did was d***ish" Simmons asked.

"Yes, and never mind that, lets all start over…I'm the new recruit Darling, nice to meet you" and I stuck my hand out in-between the two and Grif quickly grabbed my hand shaking it furiously.

"Hi! I'm Grif! Sorry that I offended you, I cant help it sometimes, nice to see ya" Grif greeted and apologized.

"Oh God, it's fine! Just wait until you get to have a conversation with me sometime" I replied.

"I'll be waiting" Grif said stepping back to let Simmons have his turn.

"Hi, I'm Simmons! Sorry for laughing, like I said earlier, but it's nice to meet you" Simmons said while shaking my hand, both apologizing and greeting himself.

"And I'm sure you're already well aware I'm Darling, but nice to meet you"