Author's Note: I watched the Spongebob episode 'Club Spongebob'. And...it gave me the idea to write a Naruto story parodying that episode. There's quite a few OOC moments. Sakura is so out of character in this story it's horrifying. And there's very brief Naruto/Sakura. And there is also semi-implied Sasuke/Sakura. This story takes place in the original series sometime before Sasuke becomes a jealous, evil, loser.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But I guess I own 'Crazy OOC Sakura'! ;)

Club Naruto:

Chapter One...

It was a very beautiful morning in the Leaf Village, which was very weird. Because usually you'd be hearing Sakura yelling her voice out at Naruto.

But Sakura isn't like that anymore. After Sakura had been through the Chunin Exams, witnessing all kinds of horrors, like Orochimaru biting Sasuke, Gaara turning into Shukaku, Neji attempting to murder Hinata. Sakura now decided to throw all caution to the wind, she's reborn!

Sakura is now attempting to follow in Naruto's footsteps! She even scarfs down ramen rapidly!

...Back to the morning, Sasuke Uchiha had just opened his eyes and sat up in bed rubbing his eyes.

He hadn't slept that well since he was a baby. And it was really getting to him.

"Hmm...what time is it?" Sasuke asked to nobody as he glanced over at the clock.

The time was, '9:00 AM'.

Sasuke sighed.

"I must have slept well, because it's late..." Sasuke said as he got out of bed.

Sasuke had got ready, ate, and went outside to head to the training grounds.

Along the way, he walked past a big tree that had a small little house up at the top.

And Naruto and Sakura were up in it, watching Sasuke and snickering.

"Way, wook! It's Wasuke!" Naruto said in a gibberish way.

That got Sasuke's attention, he stopped walking and looked up at Naruto and Sakura's faces watching him.

"Wasuke's Woing to the raining wounds!" Naruto said in the same gibberish way.

Sasuke flinched.

He never ever liked it when people talked that way. It severely annoys him. To him, it's like torture. He might as well be caught in a very cruel and heartless genjutsu.

Naruto and Sakura snickered again.

"Where does he live? When da pidden weaf willage?" Sakura asked in a gibberish way as she snickered.

Naruto then started laughing like crazy.

Sasuke had enough of that, he then stomped on the ground and looked up at the two.

"What is this? Some crazy, idiot club activity?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto snickered again.

"We can't tell you, cause your not a member of the club!" Naruto childishly said.

Sakura snickered.

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Well what does it take to be a member? Besides being a knucklehead! Hehe..." Sasuke said as he snickered.

Naruto sighed.

"Sorry, Sasuke! But you couldn't get in, even if you tried!" Naruto said.

Sasuke looked shocked.

"Well, I'll have you know, that I could get into any club! Unlike you two idiots, I have a very sharp mind!" Sasuke said in a bragging way.

Sakura rose an eyebrow as she looked at Naruto.

"What did he say?" Sakura asked.

Naruto sighed as he looked at Sakura.

"I dunno. Something about his elbows?" Naruto said.

Sasuke heard them and rolled his eyes while muttering the word idiots under his breath.

Sakura then poked her head out of the small window a little more.

"Sasuke! You and your elbows will definitely not fit in!" Sakura warned.

Sasuke was very offended at that point and clenched his hands into fists.

"That's it! I deserve to be in a club! You two should be begging me to join!" Sasuke said as he started climbing the tall tree all the way to the top.

"No, Sasuke! You can't join! NO WAY!" Sakura warned.

"You won't fit in!" Naruto added in a desperate attempt to warn Sasuke.

Sasuke just scowled Gaara style and continued to climb the very weak branches.

Meanwhile...

Kakashi was walking through the village when he noticed a large cardboard box that was sitting up as if it was a house.

"Is that a box? Why is it sitting up like that?" Kakashi thought out loud as he opened the box.

Kakashi opened the box to see Itachi sitting in the box holding a notepad and pencil.

Kakashi gasped.

Itachi gasped too. But he didn't but much feeling in it.

"What are you doing here?! You aren't supposed to be here in the village to get Naruto yet!" Kakashi said.

Itachi sighed.

"I know that. But I'm here in hiding." Itachi said.

Kakashi rose an eyebrow.

"You see, my partner, Kisame just found out a shameful secret of mine. And I knew he'd tell all the other Akatsuki members about it. So until I recover from embarrassment, I'm hiding here writing my will encase Sasuke ever kills me." Itachi explained. "Think of me as a...visitor." Itachi added.

Kakashi looked confused.

Then Itachi blankly glanced up at him.

"By the way, your going to be temporarily hospitalized from using mongekyo sharingan and you will be replaced by a dude from the ANBU named Yamato. Sorry for the Shippuden spoiler." Itachi said.

Kakashi nodded and silently closed the box and walked off in awkward silence.

Back With Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke...

Sasuke had finally climbed to the very top using the weak branches.

"Sasuke! For the last time, You. Will. Not. Fit. In." Sakura said as she scowled.

Sasuke scowled too.

"You two are not going to keep an Uchiha out of a club!" Sasuke said as he squeezed through the very small window.

So Sasuke squeezed through the window and got into Naruto and Sakura's 'club house' which was very, very, very small on the inside.

Inside The 'Club House'...

Sakura was crushed against the wall to the right, Naruto was sitting in the middle with his hands around Sakura's waist, and Sasuke was on the left crushed against the wall with one foot twisted in Sakura's face and his nose in Naruto's hair.

Sasuke glared daggers at Naruto and Sakura.

"Well, this is just great...there's no room in here!" Sasuke complained as he kicked Sakura in the face and pushed Naruto into Sakura.

"That's what were trying to tell you, Sasuke." Sakura said as she sat up.

Naruto leaned back against Sakura as Sasuke sat with his legs crossed.

"We've been stuck up her helplessly for three days." Naruto explained.

Sakura glared at Sasuke.

"We told you you wouldn't fit in!" Sakura said as she shifted herself around.

Sasuke scowled at Sakura to cover up the embarrassment plastered on his face as he slowly turned a bright red.

Sasuke was pretty embarrassed at that point for misunderstanding what Naruto and Sakura were trying to tell him.

Just imagine, a member of one of the Leaf's most superior and sharp clans stupidly misunderstanding something so easy to figure out!

Naruto and Sakura smiled.

"Well, since your here Sasuke, we might as well give you the club initiation. Are you ready, Sakura?" Naruto asked.

Sakura smirked.

"I'm ready! Believe it!" Sakura replied.

Sasuke looked horrified when Sakura said that.

Then Naruto sat up. And him and Sakura started singing and clapping.

Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club!

Sasuke's eye twitched.

Welcome Sasuke, welcome Sasuke, welcome Sasuke!

Sasuke put his hands over his ears to block out their dreadful, childish song.

Welcome Sasuke, Welcome Sasuke, Welcome Sasu-

Naruto and Sakura sung but were cut off by Sasuke putting his hands on their mouths.

"Naruto, Sakura, shut up!" Sasuke yelled.

Naruto and Sakura looked at each other uneasily.

Then Sasuke angrily removed his hands and stuck his head and upper body through the window.

"I don't not want, nor will I ever, want to be a member of this stupid club!" Sasuke said as he grabbed the weak branches and climbed all the way down.

But he dragged the whole tree, plus the clubhouse with him.

The tree's branch and trunk snapped since it was old and weak.

Then Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and the entire little clubhouse were flung out of the tree.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Sasuke screamed as the clubhouse flew through the air with him hanging on for dear life.

The clubhouse flew all the way out of the village. It went over the Sand Village, over the Waterfall Village, and over Orochimaru's lair.

Finally, it flew into a big forest and crashed into it.

The clubhouse landed into the middle of the forest. For some reason, Naruto and Sakura were able to squeeze out when they landed. And they were both face first in dirt.

Sasuke however, was draped over the clubhouse window gripping the sides.

Naruto and Sakura jumped up and started cheering.

"Yeah! That was awesome!" Sakura cheered.

"Let's do it again!" Naruto suggested.

Naruto and Sakura then walked over to their poor teammate who's face expression was a mix of shock, horror, and confused.

"Sasuke? You okay?" Sakura asked as she poked Sasuke's face with a stick.

Sasuke's heart was beating very rapidly over the shock. He finally recovered and stood up.

"Oh no! Tell me that didn't happen!" Sasuke said as he glanced around the area.

Naruto took a few steps back as Sasuke grabbed his shoulders and shook them.

"Naruto! Please tell me that didn't happen!" Sasuke shouted as he shook Naruto's shoulders.

Sasuke then started freaking out and running around the clubhouse in circles.

Sakura rose an eyebrow.

Naruto looked confused.

"What happened, Sakura?" Naruto asked.

Sakura threw her arms in the air.

"We're lost! Oh no! How are we gonna get out of her?!" Sasuke shouted as he ran in circles.

Then Sasuke ran a few distance away from Naruto and Sakura and stood there rubbing his hands in a paranoid fashion.

"Stuck in the middle of nowhere! With NARUTO and SAKURA!" Sasuke shouted for empathize as he glanced over at the two.

Naruto and Sakura were in the background holding hands and innocently waving.

Sasuke then broke out in tears.

"Oh! Why must every twenty three minutes of my life be filled with misery?!" Sasuke shouted to nobody as he cried his eyes out.

Then Sasuke got down on his knees and cried very dramatically.

"WHY?!!??!!?!?" Sasuke shouted as he held out his hands as tears ran down his eyes.

"C'mon, Sasuke! It's not so bad!" Naruto said as him and Sakura walked over.

Sasuke blinked as stray tears ran down his eyes and blushed slightly in embarrassment from them seeing him crying.

"Yeah, you could be a lonely and bitter orphan with a cruel and heartless older brother!" Sakura said.

Sasuke looked shocked.

Naruto blinked.

Sasuke sighed and fell to the ground.

"This is the end..." Sasuke said as he rubbed his red and puffy eyes.

Naruto smiled.
"No it's not, Sasuke!" Naruto comforted.

Sakura turned around from building coffins out of stray wood.

"It's not the end?" Sakura asked as she walked over.

Naruto held up his hands as Sasuke just sighed.

"Come on, we're all gonna be fine. As long as we stick together! Remember, we're a team, and a club!" Naruto assured as he pulled Sakura close to him and grabbed Sasuke's arm and stood him up.

Sakura smiled.

"Your right, Naruto!" Sakura said.

Then Sakura giggled and gave Naruto a quick kiss on the cheek, to which he blushed as red as a tomato at and had a goofy grin on his face.

Sasuke couldn't help but growl under his breath at that scene.

Is Sasuke jealous? The answer to that would be yes. Sasuke would never admit it, but he does have a small crush on Sakura.

Then Naruto smiled and reached into his pocket.

"Besides, we have-" Naruto said as he felt around in his pocket.

Then Naruto pulled something out.

"-This!" Naruto said.

Sasuke rolled his eyes uninterested.

"What is it?" Sasuke asked.

Sakura had anime sparkles in her eyes as she stared at the item.

"Ooooo! The Magic Conch Shell! Ask it something, Naruto! Ask it something!" Sakura said as she clapped her hands.

Naruto smiled.

"Magic Conch Shell, will I ever become a Hokage?" Naruto asked as he smirked.

Then Naruto pulled the string on it.

"Maybe someday." The shell's female voice answered.

Then Naruto and Sakura started giggling.

"Oooo! Hehe..." Sakura said.

"It said maybe! I do have a chance!" Naruto said as he giggled.

Then an anime vain appeared on Sasuke's forehead.

"You two have GOT to be kidding! That's just a stupid toy! How can that possibly help us?!" Sasuke said in annoyance.

Naruto and Sakura gasped.

"Sasuke! We must never deny the wisdom of the Magic Conch!" Naruto said.

Sakura smiled at the conch shell.

"The Magic Conch Shell knows all!" Sakura said.

Sasuke looked very doubtful.

Then some adventuress played in the background as Naruto held the Magic Conch Shell in one hand.

"Oh Magic Conch, what do we need to do to get out of the Vine Forest?" Naruto asked the shell.

Then Naruto pulled the string.

"Nothing." The shell's female voice answered.

Sakura's eyes had anime sparkles in them. And she put her arms in the air and waved them.

"The shell has spoken!" Sakura said randomly.

Sasuke looked annoyed.

"'Nothing'!? We can't just sit here and do NOTHING! We're ninja!" Sasuke shouted.

But Naruto and Sakura didn't hear him. They both were sitting down on the ground with the Magic Conch Shell, and their faces had blank face expressions.

Sasuke scowled.

"I can not believe that my teammates are taking advice from an idiotic toy!" Sasuke said.

No response.

Sasuke did anime face fault.

"Alright, alright. I don't need your help! I'm gonna find my way back to civilization!" Sasuke said as he pried his way through the vines and walked through the forest.

Meanwhile...

Hinata silently walked up to Naruto's apartment door.

"S-should I ask him o-or not?" Hinata asked herself out loud as she stood on the doorstep.

Hinata thought for a minute.

"...H-he probably wouldn't want to g-go out with me...but I-I can ask..." Hinata said as she knocked on the door gingerly.

There was no response.

Hinata looked confused.

"N-N-Naruto? A-are you h-home?" Hinata called out as she knocked on the door slightly louder.

There still was no response.

"Hmm...B-BYAKUGAN!" Hinata shouted loud but not too loud.

Hinata's byakugan was activated, and she looked around and noticed nobody was in there.

Hinata looked disappointed as she deactivated her byakugan.

"He must b-be out..." Hinata mumbled as she turned around.

Then Hinata turned around to find herself face to face with Itachi Uchiha himself.

Hinata's eyes widened.

Itachi blankly looked at her.

"Is there where Naruto Uzumaki lives?" Itachi questioned.

Hinata bit her lip when she looked at his cloak.

"Um...I-I-I um...uh..." Hinata said as she twiddled her fingers.

Itachi grabbed her wrist and made her stop.

"Yes, or no?" Itachi asked.

Hinata gulped.

"Um..y-yes. W-who are you?" Hinata asked.

Itachi stared at her.

"That doesn't matter. I must have Naruto. Lead me to him, or else..." Itachi said threateningly as he activated his sharingan.

Hinata's eyes widened and tears welled up in her eyes.

"I-I-I don't k-know where h-he is! P-please don't hurt m-me!" Hinata said as she backed up.

Itachi took a step closer.

"I have no interest in you whatsoever. But I need Naruto." Itachi said.

Hinata looked terrified.

"Why do you want h-him?" Hinata asked.

Back With Sasuke...

Sasuke was still walking through the Vine Forest.

"(Hmm...I feel like I've been through this area before but...)" Sasuke thought.

Continued.

There. As you can see, I kind of twisted up certain parts. And if you think it's weird that a toy called a Magic Conch Shell would be in the Naruto universe, what's so weird about it? I couldn't think of a way to turn it into a parody. I should have the last chapter up in...I dunno, maybe a day or three?

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