TENCHI? GENE? KIYONE?




disclaimer: oops i did it again..i wrote a bad fic...i made you beleive...i was really good...oh reader reader.....
i cry, watching the day.....you write a review...a flamer for meeee___ok im done now, o yeah i dont own characters


sakrya: hey tenchi-chan!

tenchi blushes

tenchi: hi sakrya!

ayeka: grrr..... what exactly did you call him???!?!?!?!

ryoko: yo ho ho and a bottle of rum....oh...hey! wait a second..you witch!

sakrya: ummm. excuse me?

tenchi: girls...lets not get too violent..sakrya is sickened by blood

kiyone pulls her blaster to tenchis head

kiyone: if i cant have him, no one can

*BLAM*

tenchis body slumps to the floor

all the other girls sit stunned by the sudden move

kiyone: only one person can revive him

kiyone shoots 4 rounds at little washu

washus body falls to the floor, not able to put her shield up in time

ryoko: you witch! you will pay for that!!!

ayeka: oh...my tenchi...my lord tenchi..

sakrya: you all are evil! evil old hags!

sasami: your the cheerleader! that means YOUR evil

sakrya: why is that evil?

sasami: anything that forces others to be happy, is by nature, evil

sakrya: your gonna get it little miss pansy

sasami: pansy?!?!?!?!

ayeka: pansy? now you die!!!!!!

ryoko stabs ayeka in the back with her light saber thingy

ayeka: ahh........

ryoko: 38275 botles of glue on the wall 38275 take on down sniff it all down

38276 bottles of glue on the wall!!!!

ayekas body falls to the ground

mihoshi: im so stupid i think ill kill myself

mihoshi shoots herself

kiyone shoots sasami in the back, near her heart

sasami: oh...lord tenchi....

sasami falls to her knees and then flat on her chest, dead

{umm i forgot who is left...umm there is ryoko, kiyone, and sakrya}

ryoko lunges at kiyone with her sword but slumps to the ground, 3 shots in her body

kiyone points her gun at sakrya

sakrya: go ahead,miss makabi , shoot me i am unarmed

kiyone: i cant kill an unarmed scum bag like you

kiyone throws her a gun with no bullets

kiyone shoots her as soon as she touches the un-loaded gun

sakrya: you...old...hag...

sakrya falls to the floor

kiyone: fools, theyre all fools

kiyone walks over to tenchi

kiyone: get up sexy, there all gone, we can run away now, just like we planned

tenchi gets up and laughs at all the bodys on the floor

kiyone: here you take this just in case

tenchi grabs the gun and points it at her head, pulling the trigger

*CLICK*

kiyone: you traitor, you think i would trust you like that?

tenchi: you old hag! you evil witch!

kiyone: youd better believe it

kiyone pulls out a gun and shoots herself

tenchi: oh well, she deserved it

tenchi goes into the kitchen and makes hot tea

he pours it all over everybodys body, just to hear them sizzle

tenchi: i love this job!

tenchi pulls off his mask, revealing gene starwind

gene: haha...hold on mel baby, im on my way home...5,000 wong richer

melfina comes out from behind a curtain, silently, right behind him

melfina: no....no your not

she shoots him in the back of the head

jim and melfina walk off, an arm around each other

jim: oh yeah, i got the perfect girl....

melfina: eww! you freak

jim: what? come on baby!

melfina slaps jim and then shoots him, takes his wong and walks away