Disclaimer: I don't own Spongebob Squarepants. But Stephen Hillenburg does.
So does Nickelodeon.
Summary: It's a poem I wrote about my obsession with Spongebob! Unlike my Invader Zim one, this one makes sense ^_^;
My Spongebob Squarepants Poem
Me: (back on stage) Now, I shall recite a Spongebob Squarepants poem I wrote! *ahem*
spongebob squarepants, what a great show
Why I think you should really know!
First is spongebob, who looks like talking cheese
Parents take one look at spongebob and say "oh please!"
Next is Patrick, he may not be bright
But all of our lives he will light!
Next is squidward, the squidster, my personal fave
When spongebob is around he'll rant and rave!
Then there's Gary, spongebob's lovable pet snail
He sometimes thinks spongebob's plans will fail!
next is Mr. krabs, he may be cheap
But he's the coolest krab in the sea so deep!
Next is pearl, who sure is sweet
But she always complains about krabby patty meat!
Next is plankton, the cool little dude
His restaurant the chum bucket needs better food!
Wait a minute! How could I forget?
sandy, the land squirrel that never gets wet!
There you go I told you why
When spongebob is on, from the couch, fans you cannot pry!
Audience: *claps*
Me: *bows* Thanks! ^^
A/N: Review? Flame? Go ahead! ^^
Invader Lauren: signing off!
Summary: It's a poem I wrote about my obsession with Spongebob! Unlike my Invader Zim one, this one makes sense ^_^;
My Spongebob Squarepants Poem
Me: (back on stage) Now, I shall recite a Spongebob Squarepants poem I wrote! *ahem*
spongebob squarepants, what a great show
Why I think you should really know!
First is spongebob, who looks like talking cheese
Parents take one look at spongebob and say "oh please!"
Next is Patrick, he may not be bright
But all of our lives he will light!
Next is squidward, the squidster, my personal fave
When spongebob is around he'll rant and rave!
Then there's Gary, spongebob's lovable pet snail
He sometimes thinks spongebob's plans will fail!
next is Mr. krabs, he may be cheap
But he's the coolest krab in the sea so deep!
Next is pearl, who sure is sweet
But she always complains about krabby patty meat!
Next is plankton, the cool little dude
His restaurant the chum bucket needs better food!
Wait a minute! How could I forget?
sandy, the land squirrel that never gets wet!
There you go I told you why
When spongebob is on, from the couch, fans you cannot pry!
Audience: *claps*
Me: *bows* Thanks! ^^
A/N: Review? Flame? Go ahead! ^^
Invader Lauren: signing off!