I don't own Escaflowne or any of the characters in this fic, and i don't own Buffy either

Esca-Bunch the Vampire-Slayers

Van=Xander Allen=Angel

Hitomi=Buffy Dryden=Giles

Folken=Oz Dornkirk=Annoying!

Millerna=Willow Moleman=Will not get much of a part.

Merle=Dawn Marleen=Dead

Dilandau=Spike

One wonderfully sunny day, the very funky Esca-gang came out from Bunnydale High School, and a very ugly old fogey came up to them.

"Are you: Hitomi Kanzaki, Van Fanel, Millerna Aston, Merle Fanel(?) and Folken Fanel?", he asked.

"Yes", they all said together.

"You...*gasp*......are.....*pant*.......the.......chosen.........*gasp*......ones", said the old man. The poor old geezer was so out of breath because of recieting and saying all those names.

"Chosen for what, exactly?", asked Millerna.

"To fight pure and utter terror and EVIL, EVIL, EVIL I TELL YOU!"-Thunder and lightening crash in the background, as the old geezer laughs insainly, who i have just decided to call Bob.

Merle hides behind her big sister, Hitomi, and asked:

"Who are you, anyway?"

"My name is Bob" (Told you i'd call him Bob) said Bob.

"What type of Evil must we fight?", asked Van.

"Come to the grave-yard tonight, and i will show you".

THAT NIGHT

Hitomi and Merle walked to the grave-yard, and when they got to the gates, they saw Folken.

"Hey 'Tomi", he said. "Have you seen that Bob geezer around here? Maybe he finally figured out how lame he looked and was, so he got funky and went to that new club, 'The Gronze'.

"If your gay enough to picture an old man dancing in a night club, then i think your gay enough to go and shoot yourself", said Merle sarcastically.

"HEY", shouted a voice from halfway across the grave-yard.

"Look, its Van and Millerna", said Hitomi.

Millerna runs towards then in slow motion, with her hair blowing in the wind, and a whole bunch of other crap that i can't be bothered to write, when a right ugly turd with a completely mingeled in face runs towards her with a shotgun. (Guessed what creature it is yet?!)

The vampire (sorry if i wrecked it for all those extremely SLOW people out there) pulled the trigger, and the bullet began to travel towards Millerna. (Remember all this is in slow motion)

"Hi everyone! Sorry if i'm late for the...........BOOF!" Moleman appeared right infront of where the bullet was aiming, and it smashed him in the face. (I'm not much of a Moleman fan incase you haven't noticed!)

"AAAAWWWWW! What a shame!" said Van sarcastically.

"Now, now. Just because the ugly pervert is dead, doesn't mean he/ it doesn't have feelings.....oh, wait a minute", said Hitomi.

"So, your all here", came a voice which sounded oddly like Bobs. Guess who it was............BOB!

"Oh, hey Bob", said Merle.

"Hey".

"Now", said Folken, "what was it that you wanted us to do?"

"You, Van, Millerna, and Merle hold this vampire down, and Hitomi will stake him-in the heart", said Bob.

"Fine by me", said Van.

"Only because your the one who's not staking him!", said Hitomi.

"Whatever", said Van

Hitomi staked the vamp, and instead of turning to ashes, he turned into pretty pink flowers.

"AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW", squealed Millerna,"How pretty!"

"Oh, get bent!"said Van.

"Bob?", said Merle,"i've figured out that we protect people, but who will protect us?"

"Don't know, don't care!", said Bob,"But there is a man called Mr.Dryden Giles who will teach you about demons."

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah", moaned Van.

Bob punches Van in the face. Hitomi covers Merle's eyes with her hands.

"Think of the children!" Hitomi wailed, "Violence isn't always the answer!"

"It is now!" said Folken.

"I don't like your attitude, young man!", Bob said to Van, "You all need to learn how to fight, for you are this generations slayers, and soon, you will face you biggest task yet."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah"

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This was the first chappie of my fic. Flames, comments and a bunch of other stuff are welcome. I'll post the next chappie as soon as possible if you want me to.