The Dark Magician kills Rocket Power
One fine day at the beach. The Dark Magician was laid back, sipping his lemonade and enjoying the peace and quiet.
"This is going to be a nice day." He said to himself. A couple of girls were flirting with him. But he didn't care. He got all the peace and quiet he could possibly want, but he didn't know what was coming for him.
Then a shouting of surfers came from the shore. The Dark Magician grumbled and got up from his spot. "Stupid dicks." He thought.
Then The Dark Magician saw a couple of poorly detailed cartoon characters appear. "
The Dark Magician walked toward them, carrying his staff. "I say, I think you are quite rude." said the Dark Magician. "What are you going to do about it, shoobie?' asked Otto. The Dark Magician had just about had it with these fools. He took out his staff and summoned the Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon as well as Gate Guardian, and Black Luster Soldier and last but no least, F.G.D (most powerful duel monster ever!) appeared in battle.
"What's the problem now?" asked the Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
"These fags have been very mean to me and destroyed my peace and quiet!" shouted the Dark Magician.
"I'll teach them." said Gate Guardian as he grabbed the boards and smashed them in two. "HA HA." laughed Suijin who was at the bottom.
"AHHH, IT'S THE TALKING BALLS!!!" screamed the dumbass, Twister.
Black Luster Soldier let out a war cry and sliced Reggie in half. Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon stopped Sam in his tracks and ate him. Twister tried to run away, but Gate Guardian used his electricity and Twister was killed. Otto cried like a baby and cowered. The Dark Magician frowned at his cowardice and destroyed with his Dark Magic attack. Otto combusted.
Then F.G.D raised his five heads and blew up the rest of ocean shores. Gate Guardian then went and took a big piss on Twister." Take that, dumbass!" shouted Gate Guardian. Then The Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and F.G.D flew off to the next fanfic (Gate guardian hitched a ride on Ultimate Dragon) and Dark Magician went back to his resting spot with nothing but peace and quiet.
THE END
ROCKET POWER SUCKS!!!