A/n: Hey guys guess what? I Finally got aaaaa-Drum roll- LAPTOP! I know excting isn't it? Now I can actually do stories with chappies! I'm excited to!

Ed-No ones excited but you -_-

Me- Jerk! Yeah but anyway before I was so RUDELY INTERUPTED I can now spend more time on my stories. Use to I had only an hour to write and only got that chance like each month but now I got a laptop and I can already have it typed out! Yay! Only thing is I am now in school so less time to come up with my awsome ideas.

Al- Yeah she has awsome ideas!

Ed- Your only saying that because she bribbed you with a kitty.

( A meow comes from Al's armour)

Me- 0.o I have no idea what your talking about

Envy- Suuuurrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee

Mustang- AH! IT'S THE MORPHADITIC DEVIL!

Envy- What did he just say?

Ed-0.o I think he just called you an hansome devil(Hahaha I saw that on some Fma parody)

Me- 0.o Okay when did all these people come from!? THIS IS MY AUTHORS NOTE DANGIT! MY PRESIOUS! You know what forget it. Lets just get on with the story.

Al- But what about the disclaime-

Me-*Interupts* Enjoy the story!

Prolouge- The note

Hello? No thats not it. Hi? Whats up? Dangit there's to many ways to start this. So many things to say, and I can't seem to find a way to start Gr!...I have alot I want no need to say! I just can't find a way to say it. Darn brain.

So much has happened and I don't even know where to start! You can tell cause I keep repeating it! What to say...The fact that you might not survive long enough to see me or come after I'm dead...which alot lot of people seem to want to happen *cougheveryonecough*...But hey look at the bright side. You might not ever see your family ever again, and you'll probally be put through things that would turn lots of people phyco, but atleast ya have a chance of being on T.v!

Hey, there's a place to start this complicated story! Tine for a mood change from happy to sad. Dangit I'm pretty sure I messed up a word back there and I'm writting in pen. Grr. Anyway...You know when the main character of one of your fav t.v. shows or movies does something brave or self-sacrificing? And you say or think you could of done it to, and actually belive you could of done it? I use to to, but when it comes down to it you, no madder how much you wanted to...you just couldn't do it. When your in a sitituation where you and your friend are about to die you can't think straight. Your scared, disorianted, and confused so when your friend stumbles and is about to fall into to deaths grip...you run. And keep running. And keep running. Humans are selfish...It's in our nature.

So what do you think happened when some person figured out that people in their country or state is about to blow up where that person lived. All they're friends, family not living in their house, and people who helped them when they were down, but do they stay long enough to warn everyone. No, they pack up everyone in their house and leave so they won't have a chance of getting hit! What nerve they must have, I mean 5 minutes would be all it took! 5 minutes to tell us, warn us, something! We might not of belived them but atleast they could have said tried! I guess I'm getting a liitle emotional and ahead myself arn't I? Sorry this subject is touchy.

I guess your looking at this like wtf is this woman talking about? Why won't she quit whinning and tell us the story already? Well, I won't just because I don't like your attitude!...Or maybe I will. See...this story isn't for me, well it is a little bit of a stress reliver, but it's mostly for you. Yes you. I don't know how, but however you mentioned to get yourself here, you'll know what to do, and how to mostly avoid getting killed. Mostly. I've been working on my life's story ever scince I got here. It will hopefully give you an idea why your here, and atleast you can laugh and say 'Atleast I'm not her!' Cause to tell you the truth thats the only thing that keeps me going in this place. Laughter and the brothers. Who are the brothers you ask? Well' why don't you work on reading and find out! Oh I need to shut up, and stop writing so you can!? WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU ARE... you are probally right and I'm aguring with an imaginary you arn't I? Sorry, mental issues, you know how it is.

Annnyyywwwaaayyyy, I hope this story helps you in the long run, and I'll see you on the Other side! Don't Die! ;)

To- Whoever ends up here, and everyone after them. (They regenerate. Do not ask how I got that working. Lets just say it took a pig and ALOT of pickle juice.)

From- Samantha Crazy (Theres a reason thats my last name ;) ) The only one who gives a crap.

P.s.-Just Incase your wondering this is Truths Lair. Don't worry you'll meet him soon enough and have PLENTY of time to read this later. Just sayin.

A/n: So how do you like it so far? You might think that some words are misspelled but I'm giving her a southern accent so thats how she would actually write it. Except messier, LoL. I would know I live in Alabama ;)

Ed-Redneck Hillbilly

Me- *Grins crazily and holds up shot gun* What was that again?

Ed- '0.o Um...Your ninja?

Me- Thank you now that thats over with how abou-

Ed- Where is Al? Have you seen him. Last time I saw him he was saying something about a disclamier..and...went...to...go...see...you...SKI TTLES WHERE IS MY BROTHER!

Me- I have no idea what your talking about! And don't inrupt me! I could be saying your gonna die soon!

*Muffled sounds come from a closet and the door slams open and a duct taped Al came out*

Me- I wounnder what happened to that guy...Are you falling for it? No your not. I'm..just...gonna...RUN AWAY!

Ed- Get your rainbow flavored but over here and taste the rainbow of wrath!

Me- I don't wanna die!

(They run off leaving a poor duct taped Al squriming on the floor.)

My thoughts- Who else thinks it's sad that the A/N was longer than the atual story? I know this is an unoriginal plot where the fan goes to the Fma world, but I wanted to write it. I'm obsessed with this show! I'll try to make the plot as original as I Al I can't belive I left him ducktaped on the floor, but I was about to die and he was about to say the disclaimer. 0.o Omg the kitten was still in his armor! I WAS NEVER HERE!