A/N: Special thanks to KAHNDetective27 for helping me with the story. He's my best bud and suitemate, and he knows all about spelling and grammar. He even edited my author's note. Please be kind because this is the first time I've ever written anything creative. RaiTerra is best ship!

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Raimundo was doing his Xiaolin thing in the place with the showdown when he heard Dojo calling him.

"Raimundo, you have a mission in the city of Metropolis."

"Okay," Raimundo said, "That's wiggedy wiggedy wack, yo."

"You damn crazy kids." Dojo said and then went away because he was tired and had to take a nap.

Then Jack Spicer came out of nowhere! "Raimundo! You are a dick and need to meet your maker!"

"Oh no!" Raimundo said.

Jack Spicer pulled out his dimensional canon and fired it at Raimundo. Raimundo reached for his Shen Gong Wu, but he was not quick enough and he was teleportaled to the city of Metropolis.

In the city, he wandered the streets looking for a way to get home, when he saw a giant T in the distance. He wandered towards it.

All of a suddenly, he was hit in the head with a rock. He had the biggest headache when he turned and shouted "What the hell are you doing, you motherfuker?!"

It turned out that the person who threw the rock wasn't a motherfuker after all. It was…. Terra!

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that."

Raimundo felt something strange in his boy thingie when he looked at this girl. "That's okay." He said to her. "I'm Raimundo. What's your name?"

"I'm Terra." She said, because that was her name.

"That's a pretty name, beeyotch." Raimundo said

Terra wasn't offended because she knew that he meant the last part as a compliment. "I like your name too, you sound like a Mexican wrestler."

Raimundo was too distracted to notice that she had called him Mexican even though he's actually from Brazil. He stared into her eyes and she stared back into his. They shared this moment of deep passion as they shared their feelings with one another. And then…. They both started screwing each other passively!

"Wait!" Terra said, "I am virgine. I cannot screw you yet." She pointed to her chastity belt.

"Oh no, cockblocked." Raimundo said.

Then she said, "But we can be friends, right?"

"Oh no, friendzoned!" Raimundo said quietly to himself.

"That's fine." Raimundo said.

They were good friends, but will they ever be something more?

To be continued…

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A/N: So, did you like it? Please review!