Hey there people, sup? Hope your day is goin well. So this is my first story that's not Rise of the Guardians (best. movie. ever!) but I recently stumbled upon Captain Swan. Though I want Emma with Neil so they can do the whole happy family thing, Hook is just hot plain and simple, and much more fun to read. This is literally gonna be smut for the sake of smut (cause who doesn't like a good smut now and then am I right?) with just a touch of plot per chapter so if this ain't your cuppa tea do leave now. Sort of an AU goin on where Hook and Emma are a thing, and each part is Emma learning of a random something that turns our dear pirate on. Please don't flame I am no master in the art of lemony goodness, but I hope you enjoy anyway. This first chap will have just some bitty smut anywho.

And unfortunately Once Upon a Time is not mine…sad.

Swearing

Emma had just dropped Henry off at Regina's for the weekend and was on her way to the diner for some hot chocolate to go. After a long week of work she was looking forward to get to the docks and spend a weekend with her boyfriend. Ugh, it still was weird just thinking it. Hook, the Captain Hook was her boyfriend. They'd been together for a couple weeks now and were in the heavy make out/groping phase. It was because of Emma they'd yet to go farther, she wanted to be sure that this wasn't going to be just a bang and run, I mean, he was a pirate after all. But the man was willing to wait, no matter how many innuendos he threw at her.

"Here's your drink Emma." Ruby snapped the blonde out of her thoughts, and after paying and thanking her friend she left the diner….only to smack straight into someone.

"Fuck that's hot!" Emma exclaimed a moment after the hot beverage spilled on her front. Looking up she noticed the person she ran into was none other than her pirate. "Hook! What the hell?! Ow, I said I'd meet you by the ship. Damn it this is so going to stain." She half heatedly swiped at her white shirt and red jacket, knowing it was useless. Not hearing a reply she looked back at him, and was a little shocked at his look. The man's eyes were dark and hers widened when she realized it was lust. "..Hook?"

He jolted out of his stupor and began to speak, "O-oh! Emma I-I'm so sorry lass I didn't see you. M-my deepest apologies."

Now he was stuttering? Mr. Suave and Cool was a stuttering mess in front of Emma, it threw her off. "Um, it's fine. The jacket's had worse and I have plenty more shirts back home. Let's just go to the ship." Hook nodded in agreement and the two went on their way. They walked in silence, all the while Emma tried to think what got her boyfriend like that. He seemed almost uneasy now and walked quickly. She ran through her head what had happened, they ran into each other, she spilled her cocoa, he got horny. But why? At first she thought he was just looking at the spill all over her chest, but he never needed a reason to look at her breasts, he was freaking Hook he'd look if he damn wanted to. Wait! She swearing at him, but surely that couldn't have such an effect on the man? Well there was only one way to find out.

Taking a breath she quickly exclaimed, "Shit!" From the corner of her eyes she saw Hook falter in his step. Swallowing he turned his head, "You alright love?"

Shrugging her shoulders she replied, "It's just so damn cold." Another wince, and Emma swore his eyes closed for a second before revealing the deeper look of arousal in his eyes. She kept it up, "So at work you wouldn't believe what Leroy said to me, the son of a bitch-" By this time they reached the Jolly Roger and with a sharp exhale Hook tightly gripped her hand and dragged her onto the ship to his quarters before kissing her fiercely on the lips.

When the broke apart for air Emma wore a smirk, "So it is the cursing?" She chuckled when he groaned, hiding his face in her neck.

"It's not often you swear Swan, and when you do it's very….pleasing to my ears."

He moaned lowly when he felt her hips roll against the bulge in his pants, "Apparently not just to your ears." Repeating the motion she whispered, "Damn it Hook…you feel so fucking good." The pirate growled and slammed her against the wall and began to thrust with her, his good hand trailing gently up her side. He nibbled on her neck and she continued her little game, loving how quickly the pirate was unraveling before her. "Shit…I love feeling your cock so hard, just for me." His breath picked up and his thrusts began to quicken.

"Emma…" he breathed, if she kept it up he wasn't going to last long.

Her hands travelled to down his back, "And you must have the most damn perfect…" she grinded hard, "fucking ass that I have ever felt in my life."

That was the man's breaking point, his head rolled back and a shudder went through him as he peaked in pleasure. Slumping against the wall he panted, "Never before has a woman made me come undone with nothing more than her hips and her words. You are unbelievable my dear Swan."

She laughed lightly and planted a chaste kiss on his lips before replying, "If I knew what swearing did to you I'd have done it a lot sooner. But then again with Henry around," She was cut off with a kiss and pulled to the bed. With a 'whump' her jacket hit the floor and the next thing she knew her white tank was split in two by a hook.

When she glared at him he smirked, "You said you have others lass." He removed his soiled pants, giving Emma a brief yet delicious view of that lovely ass, before pulling on a pair of cotton pants she had bought him a week or so earlier. When he joined her in the bed he wrapped her in his arms and kissed her passionately. "Now since you've had your fun," he said huskily, "I do believe it's my turn…"

~~~~~~~A Week Later~~~~~~

Hook sat comfortably on the couch chatting with Charming while Henry read a book. In the kitchen Emma and Snow were making dinner when suddenly a loud crash was heard. After a few beats of silence a loud, "Damnit!" was heard. Henry and David's eyes widened in surprise, Snow gasped, "Emma!" in a scolding tone, and a certain pirate muffled a groan while he subtly crossed his legs.

So like I said, just a little lemon in this first chapter. Hopefully it'll escalate as the drabbles go on. And hopefully there will be less plot. Til next time!