"WHY THE HELL WON'T ANYONE FUCK ME!?" Ayumi asked her sister Hinoe. "I want some BIG chicken dick in me NOW!"
"Ayumi, shut the hell up!" Hinoe replied.
"Man, fuck you bitch nigga." Ayumi threw her vibrator at Hinoe, but forgot to turn it off so she killed her almost instantly.
Ayumi ripped Hinoe's eyeball out and stuck it up her anus. She then took a picture and put it on instagram.
#Yolo #Swag
*send*
She then took the eyeball out and ate it.
"Bitch, hell no." Hinoe said.
"Why won't you die motherfucker." Ayumi replied. She took the book of shadows and hit Hinoe in the head with it. Hinoe fell down unconscious and died for realzies this time.
Ayumi looked through the book of shadows and saw a spell to make a chicken appear.
"Fuck yes! Now I can get my cow dick. So all I have to do is say thi... How the fuck do I pronounce this? Hinabu. Traitibli. Zainkalif. Chicken" Out of nowhere, one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders appeared. It was Scootaloo.
"Hey ya sexy bitch. Let's fuck."
"I ASKED FOR A CHICKEN NOT A HORSE DAMMIT!"
"But i am a chicken... "
Ayumi got Hinoe's tongue and slapped Scootaloo with it. She then ripped out Scootaloo's organs and baked them into cupcakes. She got a text from her mom saying that she would be home in an hour.
"Ugh, I hate that bitc... SHIT! when she finds Hinoe dead, it won't be good." Ayumi took the book of shadows and performed that one spell she used on Mayu to bring her back to life. The spell backfired and burned Hinoe. "UGH. fine I'll just kill mom too." Ayumi saw a little seedling growing between the cracks in the floor. "Are you ok little guy?" The seedling turned into a Russian Sumo Wrestler.
"Who the fuck you calling little?"
"Fuck me."
"Hell no." He turned into a swarm of flies and flew into the sunset. Then, Ayumi felt something land on her. It was a heavy person. It was Kizami.
"OMG IT'S THE GUY FROM HEAVENLY HOST!" Ayumi pressed her lips against his and their tongues wrestled. Ayumi was sorta glad because she expected him to have a big cock. She went down and unzipped his pants. "Wtf. It's like a fucking knub. Lol"
" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" Kizami replied.
"Since I'm desperate, I'm going to pretend it's big. 'Dis is su big! itz liek da fathr!'" Ayumi continued lying because she wanted to make him cum fast, but not too fast because she wanted time to suck his dick. She got down on her knees and sucked and he squirted almost immediately all over ayumi's face. "Bitch, why you cum so fast?!"
"I was a virgin. You made love to me. Will you marry me?"
"Lol, no." Kizami burst into flames and im his place was a fat, old lady with a wand.
"I am here to grant your wish." Ayumi suddenly appeared in a small motel room full of cockroaches and bed bugs. She heard a knocking on the door and she went to open it. On the other side of the door was a chicken.
"Is this where Ayumi lives?"
"Yes come on in." Ayumi was going to have fun.