Thing Two: This fanfiction and lemon and pairing is a result of a role-play between me and my friend. And we thought we could piss off both fandoms of the shows and create this. Or for all we know, you guys might absolutely love it. I don't know what goes on in your mind. But now we can't read straight lemons of both characters. RAWR! Well anyway we don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Naruto, or Naruto Shippuden. This is just a fan production. And just another warning, lemons are in every chapter, yaoi lemons because they can't fricken stop! Leave reviews on how we can improve our writing please. Because me and my friend are co-authors. Enjoy!

Chapter One: My Only Love Sprung From My Only Hate

Edward and Alphonse Elric were on their trek for the Philosopher's Stone. And there was a person tagging along with them. Shikamaru Nara from the Village of the Leaves. Ed didn't know what to think of this person. He knew he had no say-so in this, this was Colonel Mustang's decision.

Shikamaru breathed a inward sigh of relief when they reached the God forsaken village. It had a name, but he forgot it. ''Great, we're here, can we go home now?'' He asked. He was never a go-get-em' type of person. He wanted to take a nap, like right now.

Ed looked at Shikamaru with a frustrated look on his face. Did this guy know how long it took to get to where they were now? To the village with the man with the Philosopher's Stone, to the Stone that was Ed and Al's salvation. And he wanted to go home? He swallowed his anger. ''But we just got here, we can't turn back now.''

(Thing Two: And I don't blame you if you guys want to skip to the lemon. I do it all the time reading fanfiction. We're just putting this here for, I don't know, to explain their relationship. Because it becomes this beautiful, living, breathing thing. You learn to love them.)

After a lot of fighting and Shikamaru making the incredible mistake of calling Ed short, they got to the house of the man with the Philosopher's Stone.

The man wanted a deal, he would give them the Stone if they would smuggle him back into the country. He told them that he needed an answer from them tomorrow. So they got a hotel room and Shikamaru felt like he wasn't needed anymore, so he said he would get a room of his own. But Ed said otherwise. ''Shikamaru, where are you going?''

''I can get my own room; it's not a problem really.''

Ed looked up at him, he was trying to hide the love he knew that was probably in his eyes. What was going on with him? ''No, we want you wiht us. Right, Al?'' Al nodded. But he knew that his brother was developing something more than friendship with the other boy. He could see it in the way his brother looked at him, and the way that a swift look of panic crossed his face when he said he would get a room for himself.

Shikamaru looked at Ed, he saw the love in his eyes. And all that had happened to him, and the want for someone to make all of his pain go away. He was slowly falling in love with him. He looked into Ed's intense gaze. ''Okay, I'll stay with you guys.''

To break the extremely awkward silence of the elevator ride to their floor, Shikamaru asked them a question. ''So, why are you guys after the Philosopher's Stone?''

Ed looked down. ''It's a long story. I'll tell you in the room.'' Shikamaru looked down and nodded. He felt an emotion he had never felt before. Want. He wanted Ed, and he loved him too.

They got inside the room and Shikamaru set down his ninja fanny pack (Thing Two: I have absolutely no idea what the real name is. And I'm more of a Naruto geek than a FMA one.) and sat down next to Ed on the bed. He was ready for a possibly long story.

Ed took a deep breath and told the sad tale of his mother's death, and how him and Al had tried to bring her back through Human Transmutation. And how Al had lost his body and Ed had lost his arm and leg.

Shikamaru raced over to Ed and hugged him tight. Al smirked and went out to go get food. Shikamaru was still hugging Ed. He could smell his hair, and it was surrounding him. HE couldn't control himself anymore. He picked up Ed's chin and kissed him.

Ed's eyes were wide for a few seconds. But he wanted this too. He kissed back the best he could, which wasn't that well because this was his first time. His hands went to Shikamaru's hair and let his hair out and ran his fingers through it.

Shikamaru started to tongue Ed. He felt hair leave its tie. It fell around his face and shoulders and hid them from the outside world. This was their moment.

Ed moaned lightly as he felt the boy's tongue enter his mouth. He heard a thud as his back hit the bed and he brought Shikamaru along with him. He felt his groin become warm as he felt his lover on top of him.

Shikamaru broke away and started to kiss down Ed's neck. He was now on top of him and could feel his excitement. He was getting excited too. Ed was sighing softly while his neck was being given loving attention. Ed's arms wrapped around Shikamaru's neck and tipped his head back to moan while his lover was getting closer with each kisss to his sweet spot.

Ed moaned loudly as Shikamaru reached his sweet spot. He could feel him smirk against his skin as he sucked on that spot while Ed began to pant. He wrapped his leg's around the boy's waist and moaned even louder. Shikamaru pulled away from Ed's neck to look at his hickey handywork. He smiled and put his cold hands up Ed's shirt.

Ed gasped at Shikamaru's cold hands on his skin. He was loving this. He never wanted to let Shikamaru go. HE never wanted his hands off his body or his lips of his own. It was the most beautiful thing he felt in his whole life. Shikamaru ran his hands up and down his chest and stomach and then slid the shirt off his own.

Shikamaru began to kiss down from the base of his neck to his pant waistband. He stopped to suck on his belly button. He slid off his underwear and pants along with Ed's. He stroked Ed's bare legs and remembered how he thought the Philosopher's Stone was beautiful. is eyes drank up the sight of Ed. Naked and flushed. He was beautiful to him. He bent down and whispered in Ed's ear while he was stroking his legs. ''The Philosopher's Stone is nothing compared to you, my dear.'' He kissed Ed while he gently slid into him. He sighed at the feeling of being inside him. Ed grimaced at the pain, so he waited until Ed gave him the signal.

Ed waited a few minutes and just felt primal pleasure fromt the sensation he was feeling of Shikamaru being inside him. He tilted his head back and moaned out. ''Move,'' he moaned in between words, ''please.'' Then he started to move, only a little, but all the same the friction was amazing to both of them. He started to let out little mewls and moans while Shikamaru grunted softly and continued with his pace.

They went at it for a good long time. Until they both screamed and came. And Al walked in on them while they were at it. But all in all, they both felt the beginning of something beautiful.

Thing One: Well, I say that's a pretty good beginning to the story. And Al walked in on them because he wanted to give them apple pie. *giggles like the sick fangirl I am* My wonderful co-author, Thing Number Two, wrote this first chapter and I'm proud of her. Anywho, please R&R. And don't flame us or anything please. It's not my first story, but it's Thing Number Two's so please be nice. I had a story up, but no one seemed to like it so...Anyway, just to warn you, we won't post as often as some people might like because we have school, theater, and practice for our friend's birthday. But we will post! Thanks for reading!