October 30th 2013
Morning 6:30am
Mystic Balls is my home and nothing bad ever happens here, no seriously nothing bad fucking happens here I live in the most boring town you could think of population of 400 people. Oh by way my name is Dullena Kilbert and I'm 17 years old, current sophomore at Mystic Balls High School. I bet you're wondering why my town is named "Mystic Balls" well the founding were the Balls Family from like a bajillion years ago I never pay attention in history class so I'm pretty rusty on the facts. Anyways back to my life, Did I mention I don't actually have one. I'm an orphan living with my Aunt Stella until I go off to college. Both my parents and younger brother were all killed in a circus accident, I don't like talking about it though. The thing about small towns is everyone knows everything and they don't forget. Surprisingly I actually have two friends Connie and Klaroline, they're all I have left actually. So I plan to keep them close to me. But honestly there's nothing exciting about my life but little did I know everything was about to change.
School 8:30am
I thought today would be an average boring day at Mystic Balls High but I was completely wrong. I was running late because I missed the bus this morning, I must remind myself to never eat Mexican for dinner. Well I arrived to school on foot and hurried to my locker grabbing my belongings I closed the door and my best friend Connie was right there. "Damn bitch, you scared the hell out of me!" I screamed. "Jeeze, I didn't mean to whore!" She said laughing. "What's up your ass today? or should I say what isn't?" I shoved her jokingly and laughed we hurried up to make it to History on time. I sat in my regular seat as always. Miss Pussybottom was the worst teacher of all time. "Glad you girls finally decided to join us, just lovely." What a sarcastic bitch. "Sorry Miss Pussybottom." We said together.
Miss PussyBottom rolled her eyes, then it looked as if they were filled with lust. "Class I almost forgot, we have a new Student." she said gesturing towards the back of the classroom.
"Class meet Mr Steffon Balls."