Or maybe a bit less...
1- Disobey Orders 2- Go out in the rain 3- You might rust 4- And Daleks should never be squeaky 5- Never let Jackie Tyler near you 6- She will use you as a coffee table 7- Or clothes dryer 8- Or Dishwasher 9- All of these things are unbeneficial for a Daleks health 10- BEWARE THE DOCTORDONNA 11- She makes you dance 12- Never perform the moonwalk in front of The Emperor 13- He will not be amused 14- Neither will Queen Victoria 15- Rose will, though 16- And definitely the Doctor 17- Do not EVER 18- Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES 19- Take your yearly holiday in London 20- Don't look up SlitheenXJudoon when still hooked up to the projector 21- At the monthly meeting 22- Davros will not approve 23- Dalek Caan will though 24- Spray painting "I am a Thal" on Davros' chair will get you executed 25- Do not let high school students water bomb you 26- They already know how to mix black paint and superglue 27- You might make a good statue though 28- Never hide in clothes racks at Harrods then jump out at people to scare them.
29- Davros once tried this and got bashed by an elderly lady 30- With an umbrella 31- He will deny all of this though 32- Remember that the Doctor is telepathic 33- So he probably will know when you perving on him from behind 34- If he does catch you 35- Make sure that Rose or Captain Jack doesn't find out 36- They can be scary when angry 37- REALLY scary 38- Believe me, I know 39- Don t post pictures of you with underwear on your Eyestalk on Facebook 40- You may find them printed out and in Davros' private files 41- If you are wondering about the other pictures 42- The man with Captain Jack is Ianto Jones 43- Never plug Christmas lights into your light socket speech holes 44- You will just look very silly 45- And EXTERMINATE! doesn't have as much of an effect if you look like an evil robotic Christmas tree 46- "Do you want to play with my laser" is NOT an effective pick-up line 47- Neither is "I conquered the Thals. Can I conquer your Thal?"
48- They might work on Cyberman though 49- Not that I have tried...
50-Don't get a job in childcare. Just don t 51-It is a very bad idea to try and re-enact the Battle of Canary Wharf 52-Lots of people are still very angry about what happened that day 53- Don t evolve.
54- Because the newest evolution of your race just look like screwed up Power Rangers 55- And that s not a good thing 56- No matter how much it may look like one 57-A jam drop cookie is not a self destruct button for a TARDIS 58- They do taste a lot better though 59- Don t make fun of the Doctors bow-tie 60- He gets really defensive about it 61- Don't blow the Doctors fez off.
62- Fezzes. Are. Cool.
63- don't make tea.
64- I'm sorry, but you suck at it.