Shego's not so Happy Valentine Day.
A silly random kigo fic.
Got the idea from The Valentines Day Song Written by David Murdico and Mario Roman 2009 David Murdico and Mario Roman Kim Possible,Shego and Ron Stopable Disney
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF IT. Just did it for fun. Really one my first fic I will work on if need be. Two I changed it a bit to better fit so..Um yeah I know not too catchy.
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Shego begin to re-tell her story to those before her.
"I am standing On the front porch with a box full of chocolates Two dozen roses Happy valentine's day."
"Ring the doorbell but There is no answer Is she in the shower I'll go in anyway."
"Walking through the front door Guess I'll surprise her I cant find her She's gotta be somewhere."
"Hear a loud noise sounds Kind of like an elephant Then all I can hear is Pant, pant, pant, pant."
"She's my first girlfriend but That's OK Happy valentine's day."
"I'm standing In her bedroom my Hearts beating faster Ass up in the air Who is this bastard,
Humping my honey Have I been tricked? I'm Feeling kind of Ticked."
"Always kind of wondered If she wasn't gay Happy valentine's day."
"Think I'm gonna puke I Can't help it because He looks up and says Do you want to join us?"
"I'm standing In a cold cell its Double homicide for Strangling my honey."
"He ran for the door Caught him with a blast Right in the back Now they're both dead."
"Twenty years to life is Making me real sore The moral of the story is.. WAIT!" Shego yelled. "Why I do I care about morals?"
The horrible end.