Disclaimer: I do not own any of the YYU gang. Callie is owned by the illustrious, gorgeous, simply wonderful BlackBelt!
Selenity: I wrote this after reading chapter 10 of Wit and Courage by BlackBelt. I figured I would take a quick moment to show a bit of Hiei and Callie fighting…I just always wanted to see Callie do this. So…Here ya go!!
Hiei was in the temple, glaring daggers at the couple on the couch. Kuwabara had been placing all of his attention on Yukina all day long and frankly, his grating voice was beginning to wear Hiei's nerves thin. The dragon was beginning to pulse, wanting out, wanting the blood of the buffoon that dared to place a hand on the young ice maiden.
'If he touches her leg again I swear I am going to let the dragon out to eat him.'
The fluffiness continued for a few more minutes, Kuwabara continuing to dote adoringly on Yukina.
Then she came in.
He heard her long before she actually entered the room. The sound of breaking glass and shouted apologies met his ears, making him roll his eyes. Narre a few seconds went by when they heard a scream and a thud, followed by the shouts of Kurama. Without a second thought, Hiei disappeared from the window sill and found the source of the noises.
Callie lay sprawled on the floor, rubbing her butt and she stared up at the ceiling, eyes watery, and tears threatening to spill over. Kurama just stood nearby, shaking his head and sighing in exasperation.
"What the hell did you do this time, monkey!" Hiei yelled out, his eye already beginning to twitch.
Big mistake.
In an instant, Callie was latched onto him, squealing in excitement. "HIEI!! I love you so much!! I can't believe you came to see what had happened to me! I kenw you care about me, my Hiei!!"
Kurama looked at the pair, eyes narrowed.
"I didn't come to check on you, primate! I came to make sure you weren't tearing down the temple. Now get your butt into the living space and stop trying to destroy the temple and yourself!" Hiei's whole body was beginning to twitch, especially when the monkey just laughed and began jumping up and down, still hugging onto the fire demon.
"HIEI! You have to hear what happened today at school!! There was this special type of food from America! They were called Beef Bubble Surprise and when I poked it, it busted and sprayed hot nasty lunch food everywhere! It was so gross!"
"What do you mean hot nasty lunch food?! Did you manage to get yourself burned, too! You should know better than that! STOP IT!!" Hiei screamed in frustration as she wrapped her legs around his, her arms around his waist.
"It is all right my prince! I shall be fine! The nurse said they are only first degree burns!" Callie was gazing up at the red faced demon lovingly.
"I knew you'd do something like this! Now get off before I kick you off!! Let GO!!" Hiei attempted to peel his monkey off while Kurama just stood there, shaking his head, a smirk forming on his lips.
"KURAMA! I told you she shouldn't go to school! She has burns all over her, just look at it! It's made her even uglier!"
"HEY! HIEI how dare you say that! That's so mean!!" Callie proceeded to bite down on his leg, causing him to yell out and try to shake her off, only to find himself falling backwards and landing with her on top, still biting his leg hard.
"LET ME GO YOU LITTLE PRIMATE!!" By this time, Kurama was laughing his ass off, the entire temple gathered to watch the couple struggle.
'They are so cute!' Botan thought as she wandered over to her mate.
'Oh my. What did onii-san do to Callie this time?' Yukina wondered as she watched Hiei pull at Callie's hair in an attempt to pull her off.
Kuwabara stared at them, thinking, 'Holy crap! I hope she doesn't get rabies!!'